Written By: "T1029
Stauts: Staff Writer

Last friday the boys wrestling team had a meet with some Minneapolis team that no one ever heard of. Mickey Olson contracted ringworm from his oppenent, and he didn't know it. After their loss the team blamed it on him and his rage took the best of him. After Olson raped 12 of the varsity wrestlers and of the 12, 11 have reported having ringworm.

Because of all the missing wrestlers, now Dude Love will have to step up. The wrestling team will have a painful next few weeks as Mickey provides their points. Good work Mickey, you really contributed to the team this time.

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