Teachers are always having problems with kids not raising their hands to answer questions. If you have ever had Cary Christopherson in your class, it is the exact opposite. No teacher will call on him anymore. He knows every answer to any question a teacher has asked. He lets everyone know it too. This year is no exception, but now teachers won't call on him. This is drving Cary to the brink of insanity.
Last week Cary did go insane. He came to school only wearing a huge diaper with a novelty safety pin. He also had one of those pop dispensing hats with the two straws. On top of that he carried an air horn. In class, instead of raising his hands, he would use the air horn to get the teachers attention.
Cary was sent down to the office during 3rd hour (why his first two teachers didn't send him down is beyond me). He was question by the principal (uber bitch) to why he would do such a thing, and the only thing he replied was, "The night time is the right time." Now you can find Cary at the Minnesota Zoo in the Gorilla exhibit. He isn't cleaning it, he lives there.