Friday, December 21st, an unidentifiable sophomore was seen violently scratching himself. It took place in the usually crowded front entryway. But on Friday it was 100% empty, expect for this kid and I. He was seen only by me, and oh man, I'm glad no one else saw what I did. I think I'll be scarred for life, after I saw this elaborate display of self-affection.
He was aplying this oozing, yellowish-green ointment to every exposed part of his epidermis, which commenced to eat away at his flesh. He would then take the keys out of his pocket and start slashing himself all over where the ointment was applied. This process, which I call "The Itchy Dance" went on for approximately 20 minutes, until this person was totally naked. He was completely covered with this oozing ointment.
During the process, he kept mumbling something, but I couldn't understand it....It sounded somewhat like! "Get Off Me," but I couldn't fully understand it. For some reason, I think it was one of the "scrubs" in the class of 2003 at CHHS attempting to bath himself, however, I'm uncertain. Keep returning to this site, and I'll make sure to keep everyone of you posted.