Written By: Frink
Status: Webmaster

Our student exchange program has been running smoothly ever since the school opened up so long ago. Just recently (last monday) one of our exchange students from Blovaria has been arrested for espionage. I don't know how our government would let just any kid in the country without a backround check. This kid from Blovaria has had a very long track record with other countries. He has been arrested for espionage, and trespassing in 4 other countries.

If that isn't shocking, he isn't really a kid, or even a teenager. He is 28 years old. This makes me wonder how old Keith Peterson really is. Anways, the kid from Blovaria was caught stealing strategic military plans from the local Air Force base in St. Paul. The student exchange program has been banned permanently from our school, and all records of it have been burned. Every official in our school denies the student exchange program existing. Some weird conspiracies are going on in our little school that we should know about

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