You know you like

too much...



1) When your trunk is full of Dragonball Z episode tapes, and you have no spare tire.

2) If you are a total bitch/bastard for half an hour a day (when DBZ is on), and can't be bothered until DBZ is over, and are the sweetest, most lovable person on earth the second DBZ is over.

3) When the people at the local comic book store know you by name.

4) When people at said comic book store worry if you haven't shown up in two days.

5) When you are the soul reason that the Suncoast in the mall carries any DBZ merchandise at all.

6) When you die your hair black and try to make it stand up like Goku's/Vegeta's/Radditz's/Gohan's/Goten's.

7) If you dye your hair purple intentionally, and don't like the color purple at all.

8) If you bleach your hair almost to the point of its falling out, only because it'll be so stiff and nasty it *will* stand straight up, giving you that really frazzled super saiyan look.

9) When you write a "you know you like DBZ too much" list when you should be studying for your geology final.

10) When you get fired from your job because you can't work between 4:45pm and 5:45pm because you *have* to watch DBZ, and will leave in the middle of a shift to go home and watch it. (Despite the fact that you're recording it.)

11) When at dinner before the school's gala dance of the year, you and your date "waste" half the converstion on the DBZ site you or your date are making.

12) When you get disappointed that there's a missing 3 year gap in the middle of the Trunks saga. (When *was* Trunks conceived?...)

13) When your heater is broken, your house is barely 30 degrees at night, and you patiently await for Trunks to come destroy King Cold and Frieza. (get it? punny!)

14) When you have to have a restraint force with you every time you go to a store that sells DBZ merchandise.

15) If you see the word "trucks", read "Trunks", and get hysterical about it: "Ohmigod! TRUNKS!!!!!"

16) If at the school dance, when your date is dancing with someone else, you find a purple balloon and say "Dance with me Trunks!", and twirl around clutching the balloon with just-short-of-popping-strength for the length of the song.

17) If you start to hyperventilate when the DBZ toy aisle at Kmart has only 3 items left--regardless of whether or not the next day is "restock the shelves day".

18) If you scream at your mom to drive at 88 mph on the freeway--15 minutes from home at 5:28, with 2 minutes before DBZ comes on. (Donated by Neko-chan)

19) All you talk about is DBZ--with friends, significant others, and total strangers. (Donated by Neko-chan)

20) When you dream about Trunks--regularly. (Donated by Neko-chan)

21) When you write fan fics with Trunks starring in them, and put yourself as the leading female character. (Donated by Neko-chan)

22) When you train till the verge of collapsing--just so that you could impress the Saiyans when you meet them. (Donated by Neko-chan)

23) When you believe that DBZ is real, and are determined to become a regular character. (Donated by Neko-chan)

24) When you and your science teacher have a HUGE debate about whether or not other dimensions are possible, and whether or not you can reach them. (Donated by Neko-chan)

25) When, completely ignoring said teacher (well, what does she know??!!) you go and try to make a dimension hopping machine. (Donated by Neko-chan)

26) When you go through the mall/store/shop/whatever and smile happily whenever you see something that purple---'cause it reminds you of Trunks. (Donated by Neko-chan)

*NEW!* 27) When everytime you get mad, you shout "HAAAAA!" and chuck a wad of paper at them like a ki ball. (Donated by Saiyagirl#1)

*NEW!* 28) When the sight of the full moon results in uncontrollable growth spurts and a bad hair day. (Donated by Matt)

*NEW!* 29) When the name Freiza causes you to undergo massive killing sprees. (Donated by Matt)

*NEW!* 30) If humans (and Nameks) are extremely weak, naive, and annoying to you. (Dontated by Matt)

*NEW!* 31) When you're conviced that swords, guns, rockets, etc. are no threat to you. (Donated by Matt)

*NEW!* 32) And you test this theory of invincibility.

*NEW!* 33) When you paint yourself green and tell people you're a Namek. (Donated by Oblivious30000)

*NEW!* 34) When you sprint from class crying out that you have to save the world from Cell. (Donated by Oblivious30000)

*NEW!* 35) When you jump off your roof convinced you can fly. (Donated by Oblivious30000)

*NEW!* 36) If you tell people that you're dating Trunks. (Donated by Oblivious30000)


Send in any additions/ideas you have for this list to me at saiyansquirt@hotmail.com.

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