Knock Knock...
"Who's there?"
"Majin Buu"
"Majin who"
"BUU!!!"
"Ahh!!!"
Ok, that was corny....
Cell Jr.'s Chuckie Cheese Party
"AAARRGGHH!!" Cell yelled in pain as multiple blobs appeared upon the ground. "Oh, no!!" yelled Trunks, "More Cells!!!!" "They are Cell Jr.s. HA HA HA!!!" Gohan stepped up. "Hey, Cell Jr.s!!!" "AAGGH!!!!" The Cell Jr.s yelled and flew over
beating the Z guys up. "There is a party at Chuckie Cheese for your birthday!! It's that way, about 200 miles from here!!" "YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!" The Cell Jr.s flew away, and Gohan pounded the snot out of Cell.
"Hey!! I don't see any Chuckie Cheese!!"
"ERRRRGGGG!!!!"
FWOOSH! The Cell Jr.s returned to the scene. Cell was in a full body cast, and the Z guys were about to blast him into smitherines. 
POOOOM!!!! POOOOM! POOM! POOOOOOM! KA-BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!! Gohan was blown away, and he died as he hit the ground.
Narrator: "Well DBZ fans, it looks as if Gohan is dead. D*^# it!! Sorry. Anyway, here is what happens next episode: Goku cries, Cell destroys Earth, and the Cell Jr.s find a REAL Chuckie Cheese. WAHHHH!!! Gohan is gone!! WAHHH!!!!"
Vegeta LOVES Bulma
Goku cries at night
Krillin drinks
Piccolo paints himself blue
Chi-Chi acts nice for the rest of the series
Goten turns Oozaru, killing Trunks
Majin Buu goes on a diet
Daburu becomes an Angel
Cell decides to do community service
The Cell Jr. squad goes to school
The Narrator shoots himself, and Hercule announces the next episode, telling everyone how many "special effects and illusion tricks" are used.
"So Gohan, hows life?" "Pretty good. Videl and I are really getting along. Just last night we-" Whispers can be heard. "EWWWWWW!!! Really??" "Yeah." "Can I-" "NO" "Okay. Well anyway, how do you feel about you and your dad saving the world?" "Well, I guess it's great. I mean it gives you a real confidence. Vegeta is always unsecure because he's never done it. Too bad." "What does your mom think?" "She is finally getting into the gist of fighting to save the world." "What are your hobbies?" "I like training, of course, watching TV, and looking at dirty magazines." "WHAT???" Chi-Chi steps in, yelling at Gohan. "Aaaaaggghh!!!" I ran and jumped out the window to avoid Chi-Chi's death blow. POOOM! "GOHAN!!!!!!" KA-BOOOOM!!!!!!! The house exploded as Chi-Chi went Super Saiya-jin. "RUN!!!"
"Besides being a little dusty, this is Mitch Kyoden reporting."
(Trunks coming soon)
1. You grow your hair, die it blonde, and increase your muscle mass, then start claiming that you are the legendary super saiyan.
2. You run at your head teacher shouting 'Die Frieza!', and get suspending for beating him to a pulp.
3. You wolf down your dinner as fast as you can, spitting it everywhere, then calling the canteen lady King Kai/Bulma/Chi-Chi, and asking for more.
4. You tie a yo-yo to your wrist, then pretend to blast someone with it, instead hitting them on the head and rendering them unconscious.
5. You come to school with a sword, and attack any bullies that you see with it, and you call your best friend Goten.
6. You sit on the toilet when you have constipation, pretending to power up like Goku would, letting out cries as you do so.
7. You make a scouter out of a bit of cardboard, and pretend to take everyone's power levels with it, sweating as you (pretend to) take one which is even higher than yours.
8. You start throwing your moms best china plates at people, yelling 'Destructo disc!' at the top of your voice.
9. You jump off the top of your house, and yell 'Nimbus' as you fall head first, expecting a floating cloud to come pick you up.
10. You have a terrible hatred towards robots, as you get out your trusty sword, and chop them in half whenever you see them, vowing to gain vengeance on them for what they did to everybody.
11. You pretend that your 'lights out' game is a dragon radar, and you walk around the world, getting to where you consider the lights to be, and searching for dragonballs around there.
12. You stand inside a circle of raging fire, then start yelling, claiming that the fire is an aura of pure energy from your strength....until you run out, rolling around the floor as you try to put the fire, that has spread upon you, out.
13. You start talking in Japanese, and begin to swear, calling everyone bad things, then chopping them in half with blood flying everywhere. You then turn back to American/English, and start to politely shake hands, and secretly cut everyone in half, without anyone seeing.
14. You try to escape from a tight situation by putting your hands to your eyes, shouting 'Solar flare', then flashing an incredibly bright torch in their face.
15. You pick up a CD, wrap it in a towel, then throw it at someone, bringing it back if they dodge it, for another attack, yelling 'Die super saiyan! You can never beat the great Frieza!"
16. You're scared that all women will shout at you whenever you do anything remotely wrong.
17. You get your friend to play a trick on someone by making it seem as though you are floating, then you dive bomb the people watching, trying to catch them off guard to attack.
18. You and a friend do the fusion dance in front of a bully, telling him that you will both fuse into one and becoming far stronger than even him, expecting the bully to be intimidated.
19. You host a Tenkachi Budoki in your back garden, and grow a mini-afro on your head, then bribe all of your mates to lose against you purposely, claiming to be the world champion, and the strongest man in the world when you win.
20. You cut your arm off, and try and show your friends that you are from the planet Namek, and try to regenerate it, with try being the keyword.
21. Every time you see an explosion you think that it is because of an evil, super powered villain, so you quickly run over to the scene to check it out (Of course, it never is an evil, super powered villain, but a mere gas leak)
22. You train in places with increased gravity....or at least you write the number '50', put it on your bedroom door, and start doing press ups, hoping to get stronger for the fight against Frieza.
23. Whenever you can't blast your friends with a KameHameHa, you secretly pull a lighter out of your pocket, tuck it up your sleeve, then flick it so sparks fly off, seemingly out of your hand, as you claim that you are all out of energy.
24. Whenever you walk into the kitchen, you attack your freezer, just in case it is the evil tyrant in disguise.
25. You shave your head, draw 6 spots on your forehead, cut off your nose, call your best friend Goku, use the word 'bro' a lot, and make your friends call you 'Krillen the great'.
26. You laugh at your friends, and tell them that you know the secret to instantanious movement. When they throw a brick at your head, you try to disappear (Needless to say that you would fail, and have a severe bump on your head for a while)
27. You carry a light bulb in your hand at all times, and insist that it is your intense KI, making your friends believe you.....until you drop the light bulb and break it due to the massive heat that is burning your hands.
28. Light a basketball with gasoline, pick it up, hold it until you hands burn, and then throw it at your best friend, telling him that he has joined your non-existent brother in trying to kill you.
29. Everytime you get a haircut, collect the hair, and when you get enough glue it to your entire body, then walk with your friend under a full moon. Scream bloody murder and rip off your clothes, telling him you are turning Oozaru.
30. Buy a big bouncy ball from K-mart, then put paper mache on it to make it hold, then cut it into two pieces. Put yourself in it close it up, and have your mom call your best friend over, telling him that Majin Buu has come.
31. Now, make a energy vacuum like the one Spobovich had, and suck the energy out of friend, and take it to the Buu ball, breaking it open to reveal a Majin Buu action figure. Scream, "AAAAAGH!!" And run outside.
32. Tell the world that you killed Bin-Laden, saying that you alone did it, and no one helped you, when actually the U.S. army killed him, but they didn't tell anybody. Then say that they were scared of him, and used cheap special effects to TRY and kill him.
33. Make a shirt and put lead in the hollow sapce between the outside and inside. Do the same with your pants. Tape a five pound weight to a baseball cap and put it on. Now paint yourself green. Tell all your friends that they couldn't handle your weighted clothing.
34. Knock your best friend unconscious, then put him in a closet with food, water, and a place to go to the bathroom. Lock the door. Now go to school wearing only a vest and pants, or wear normal clothes, but wear earrings. Tell everyone that you are fused with your best friend. After a week or so, they finally believe you and everyone is your friend, because they don't want such a powerful enemy. Finally release the friend, who sues you, then go to jail and tell the police that you can break out with your super strength.
35. Take your entire life and try to get into NASA. Once you do, fly a shuttle up into space. Fly it to Mars. Now get out, and try to find the Dragonballs on this planet because the ones on Earth were used up and destroyed. Once you find them(???), make a wish that no one ever died because of a terrorist act. Then wish for no one to die of war. Then wish for world peace. Oops. You forgot to wish yourself back to Earth. Guess you'll have to find them again...
