"I'm phasing into another dimension.."
Beam me up,Scottie!
"Haven't you ever heard the story of David and Goliath?"
Piccolo = Demon. Demon = Preaching bible stories....I never was good at math.
"Alright,looks like this three eyed cowboy is back in the saddle and going for one last ride!"
Uhh...no comment neccesary.
"Alright big boy,whatever turns you on!"
I knew it! Frieza's GAY!
"I always took great pride in the fact that I taught you all the neccesary skills of life."
So, King Cold taught Frieza how to be gay? O.o
"It's times like this I think...why didn't I become a shoe saleman?"
I know why,Krillin! It's because you kept using the shoe shine on your head...muahaha...
"Spread out,lay low,and FIND THAT TIN CAN!"
Actually this one just cracked me up.
"We're bad?" "Well...a little."
Bad guys always were clueless.
"And at ten cents a minute.That's my rate!"
King Kai......oh God. I'm so happy there's no other characters like him.
"Piccolo....why'd you go do that? Now you're hurt!"
Gohan..forever the master of stupid questions and obvious statements.
"Alright green man,this is a attack I like to call watch the birdie...so,watch the birdie..."
I like birds.
"You're just being paranoid, Piccolo."
Don't worry, Piccolo. I get told I'm paranoid all the time. Things are just out to get us, right?
"Piccolo doesn't have a licence!"
Does he need one?
"I WILL LIVE FOREVER!"
But didn't Cell die the next episode?
"Oooh ohh ohh,I can do this! Yeah yeah yeah, I'm wide awake!"
So,it's obvious why Piccolo never made the cheerleading squads.
"I spy with my little eye a pitiable Namek who got away!"
I spy with my little eye a real crappy line...
"Doomed,with no mascara on!"
Probably just as well,mascara does tend to run when you get all hysterical...
"You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish!"
It took me two whole days to get this joke..and then it wasn't even funny.
"Round and round the monkey goes, if he should stop, off with his nose!"
Round and round my stomach goes, when I heard this line, my nipples both froze.*
"Stop asking questions! It's none of your concern! I'm going, and anyone who follows me will be sorry!"
Piccolo, shut up before you embarrass yourself. Oh wait,too late. -_-`
"Snort snort honk honk."
I always hated King Kai...he's even worse when he laughs.
"Five minutes.That's all you've got!"
The whole "five minutes" deal really pissed me off.
Krillin: So, you new in town?
*Baby Trunks giggles*
Krillin: *pissed off* Yeah, I crack myself up too, kid.
You crack everyone up, Krillin.
"I know what you need..a trip to the NEXT DIMENSION!"
It'd be nice if they didn't have to repeat that line.
"I hate needles, I would rather be sick than have a needle!"
Yeah you gotta agree with that logic.This isn't a crappy line,it's just good sense.
Credit to Chris Psaros,formerly of DBZ Uncensored,for this line
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