The Grouch (aka Vegeta)

To The Tune Of 'The Grouch' by Greenday

I was a Saiyan prince that had big plans.
Now I'm stuck on Earth with Goku-san.
I’m not allowed fun and I hate everything.
This puny earth owes me, so f@#% you.

Saiyan pride still means sh*t to me.
Even though my race is planetary *
Life's a b*tch and so am I.
This puny earth owes me, so f@#% you.

Wasted youth and a fistful of ki blasts.
I had a young and psychopathic point of view.
Wasted youth and a fistful of ki blasts.
I had a young and psychopathic point of view.
And I still do

I've trained so hard, but I only kill the bad?.
Why can’t I just turn out like my dad?.
Give my skills attention or your in the next dimension
This puny earth owes me, so f@#% you.

Bulma’s a nag and Trunks f@#%ing up.
I don't have sex `cause I can't get it up. **
I'm always rude. I've got a bad attitude.
This puny earth owes me, so f@#% you

This puny earth owes me, so f@#% you.
This puny earth owes me, so f@#% you.
This life owes me, so f@#% you.

*I am well aware that last line may not have made any sense, but I needed a rhyme
**Of course Vege-chan would have no problems in this area, but it fits in well with the song, as with many of the lines.