Awards You Can Win!!!

So, you reckon you deserve an award?? Well, of course you can't just get them!! You have to earn them my good friend! and how do you do that? Well... presuming it is for a page, then I will have to review your page, and check it meets certain standards and so forth (mail me if you want one, with the name of the award you want and a URL to your page). If you just wanna earn one because you know you deserve it, just mail me (email at bottom of page) and I will send you a questtionare... and you will have to let me review your answers myself, to decide if you are worthy of such an honour! Oh yeah, the guidelines I set on winning the awards are just guidelines, and not definite conditions! And so, I give you my own "peronalised" awards!!

The Award for having a really dirty, hentai mind

In order to attempt to earn this award for a site, you must have at least 5 bizzar captions for could be dodgy pictures, have at least 1 theory about an anime character, plus have a couple of dodgy fanfics on your site!!

The Award for being a total hentai towards women

In order to earn this award for a site, I have to be able to find at least 5 "dirty" jokes about chicks, 2 "naughty" pictures and know about a chick you are crazy over at your site. Gratuitous tit shots in pictures help a lot!

The Award for being a total hentai towards men

In order to earn this award for a site, I have to be able to find at least 5 "dirty" jokes about guys, 2 "naughty" pictures and know about a guy you are crazy over at your site. Whipped cream fantasy's help a lot!

The Award for being addicted to lemons!

In order to attempt to earn this award for a site, you must have at least 5 lemon stories, and 3 limes (or make up for the limes with lemons)! You must also use the word member in most of your stories. I also expect links to at least 10 lemon stories you've read, summaries of 5 of them, and full reviews of 2 of them.

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