Gohan Interview
Me: So, Gohan, How does it feel to be hated by everyone?
Gohan: Huh, what are you talking about?
Me: C'mon, you know everybody HATES you!
Gohan: (nearly in tears) Well, so, I'll get Mister Piccolo on you!
Me: Yeah, while we're on the subject, why do you call him Mister Piccolo, Stupid...er...I mean Gohan.
Gohan: (now in tears) Did you just call me Stupid? I'll get my daddy on you, you big mean sack full of--uh--stuff!!!
Me: It's no reason to cry just because EVERYBODY hates you.
Gohan: (trying to sound like hot stuff, and still crying) I'm gonna tell!
Me: Who you gonna tell, everybody hates you!
Gohan: (sniffles) Nu-uh!
Me: C'mon, you know they do.
Gohan: (still sniffling) I have to go, because-uh-because I have to go be a great scholar!
Me: Nu-Uh! Your too far behind on your schoolwork and you know it.
Gohan: I have to go home it's 5:30 PM, it's time for my daily anti-depressant medication.
Me: Yeah, sure go.
Gohan: (still upset) Ok, bye.
Me: (now out of an earshot of Gohan) STUPID!
