1.What's the difference between God and Jesus?
a. JESUS IS LORD!

2.What's the difference between Jesus and Reese's Dad?
a. 300 lbs.

3.Why is Jesus lucky?
a. He got nailed three times in one night

4.How many Jesus's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a. One to screw in the light bulb and THERE IS ONLY ONE JESUS!

5.Who would Jesus kill if he had a gun?
a. Jesus is love

6.What is the difference between Jesus and Jesus?
a. There's only one Jesus!

7.What's the difference between Jesus and chicken salad?
a. Everyone loves Jesus!

8.What's the difference between Jermaine and Jesus?
a. Jermaine is a 215 lb. black man, Jesus isn't

9.What's the difference between a porn star and Jesus?
a. Jesus only came twice

10.Knock Knock
Who's There?
Jesus
Jesus who?
Jesus...

11.When I say Jesus- I mean my penis

12.What's the difference between Jesus and McNabb?
a. McNabb is Scottish!

13.Why did Jesus kill your brother?
a.Praise Jesus!

14.What's the difference between Jesus and my penis?
a. I don't lube up Jesus and play with him under my covers every night

15.Why is Jesus unlucky?
a. He got nailed three times in one night...by guys!

16.What happens if you cross Jesus and Ron Jeremy?
a. You get a messiah that's hung in two ways!

17.What's the difference between your mom and Jesus?
a. Jesus doesn't give handjobs behind the Circle K every night!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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