HUMOR
Taken from Planet Namek
Gokuu: "Vegeta, you should reconsider. Knight to C-6 allows for mate in 14 moves."
Gokuu: "Chi-chi, I've had enough with this 'my-son-has-to-study-every-damn-day' bullshit."
Gokuu: "No, please. I couldn't eat another bite!"
Gokuu: "Well, this guy is clearly invincible and we don't stand a chance. I give up."
Gokuu: "Are you just using me for my body, Chi-chi?"
Gokuu: "I'm converting to Judaism."
Gokuu: "Did you know that in some countries in Africa, children don't even have enough food to live?"
Gokuu: "Chi-chi, for our anniversary, I got reservations at the most exclusive restaurant in town. Afterwards, we can take luxuriously calm carriage ride through the park, and retire in the hot springs of Hakone."
Gokuu: *after SSJ transformation* "Whoa, the legend is true! My head isn't the only part with golden hair!"
Gohan: "You guys never listen to me! You're the worst parents ever!"
Gohan: "Yesterday I smoked pot."
Gohan: "Leave me alone, I'm spanking A GIRL!"
Gohan: "GIRLS make me horny."
Gohan: "Mom! Just shut the hell up for a second and listen to me!"
Goten: "I can't get any play!"
Chi-chi: "Gokuu, I love you for who you are, and you're perfect!"
Chi-chi: "C'mon Gokuu, let's go do a little 'sparring' together" *wink*
Chi-chi: "Gokuu, the firmness of your body is truly exciting me."
Mr. Popo: "Kami-sama, after much thought, I've decided to join the Nation of Islam."
Kami-sama: "Actually, I never really liked that 'Gokuu' character from day one."
Vegeta: "This blush really accentuates my cheeckbones."
Vegeta: "Wow, with life perspective, this whole 'saiya-jin pride' mumbo-jumbo seems totally pointless." Vegeta: "You know what they say about guys wil big foreheads..."
Vegeta: "To make up for all I've done, I'm going to become a charity worker for children's aid."
Vegeta: "Gokuu, I think it's time I came out of the closet. I've been attracted to you since the day we met, but with all the pressures of society, I was unable to express my true feelings for fear of rejection. Instead, I channeled all my anger at society towards you. Wow, it's great to get that off my chest. Can we still have a meaningful relationship?"
Vegeta: "Bulma, I'm beginning to doubt my ability to... perform."
Vegeta: "I really ought to see a barber."
Vegeta: "Wow, pulling nosehairs is tremendously painful!"
Vegeta: "Oh sure, I may act macho, but *sob* deep down, I'm really sensitive, and I'm hurting."
Brolly: "Maybe I should lay off the Weight Gainer's 2000 formula."
Brolly: "You know what would be really cool? Imagine what I would look like with red contact lenses!"
Paragus: "Hey, Brolly, get this! Your name resembles the word Broccoli, and mine resembles Asparagus! Guess we have more in common than being father and son, eh?"
Kuririn: "I am SO sexy."
Kuririn: "All my life I've been in Gokuu's shadow. This is going to end here and now!"
Kuririn: "Perhaps I should reconcile with Piccolo in order to lead a less stressful life."
Kuririn: "Wow, I never noticed it before, but my head bears an incredibly strong resemblance to a bowling ball!"
Mutenroshi: "Kuririn, please. I'm not interested in lurid pictures of women."
Mutenroshi: "No, it's OK Bulma. Put your bra back on and let's talk this through."
Bulma: "Alright Roshi, you, me, and the bathroom. Let's go!"
Bulma: "I could drop you like a sac of potatoes!"
Bulma: "Computer? What the hell is that?"
Bulma: "I'm considering going with a more conversative, brunette look."
Piccolo: "For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as myself."
Piccolo: "Sometimes I worry about being emotionally unstable."
Piccolo: "Cowardice really turns me on."
Piccolo: *Points towards to women in a quarrel* "Catfight! Mee-oww!"
Piccolo: "My therapist says I need a vacation. I'm thinking about Hawaii."
Piccolo: "Damn, Chi-chi is a FOX!" Dende: "I feel like doing something really evil."
Cell: "Fighting sucks. Let's go to the movies."
Cell: "Gokuu, I swear! You are the living image of my ex!"
Cell: "...for better or for worse. Until death do us part..."
Cell: "Onigiri, enough for everyone! I made them myself!"
Buu: "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner! That is what I'd really like to be..."
Nappa: "Am I cute or what?"
Radditz: "My secret? Well let's just say that every serious fighter starts their day with Cheerios." Captain Ginyuu: "Alright Gokuu! We'll start on 3. Remember, let's keep this fight fair and square."
Kaio-sama: "Do I really sound like that?"
Kaio-sama: "I've been thinking it over, and well, my jokes really aren't cutting it anymore." Kaio-sama: "Did any of you see Seinfeld l
ast night? Now THAT was funny!"
Kaio-sama: "I'm a fat half-catfish-half-man with a bad sense of humor and ugly sunglasses."
Taken from Vegeta Insane
Top Ten ways on how to piss Vegeta off
NOW THIS IS FUNNY ^_^.
