Pick up lines!!

One of these is garanteed to work for you!

1.You can kiss heaven good-bye because girl I know it's a sin to look that good

2. I have heard about the birds and the bees, but you must have came straight from the bees, cause girl, you are 100% honey.

3. I wish I was some kinda astronaut so I could get lost in your black hole

4.Do you have a picture of yourself? Because I want to send it to Santa Claus to show him what I want for Christmas.

5. You might as well give me your number....I'm going to follow you home anyway

6. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

7. Wanna play house? You'll be the door, and I'll slam you all night long!

8. Do you believe in "love at first sight", or should I walk by again?

9.Love is an sensation that starts by a temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girls destanation to populate the next generation. Do you understand my explination? Or do you need a demonstration?

10. A study proves that people who had sex 2-5 times a week have a higher life expectancy. Wanna live longer?

11. Do you have a license to drive me that crazy!!

12. when i first talked to you i was afraid to like you, when i liked you i was afraid to love you, and now that i love you, i'm afraid to lose you

13.are you a model, cau se you have to be the most beautiful creature on the face of the earth

14. Get your coat, you're pulled!

15. I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?

16. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes

17.If i were to change the alphabet , i'd put U and I together

18. that dress looks really nice on you, but it'll look alot better bundled up by my bed

19. let me be your math tutor for the night: we'll add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and multiply

20. GUY:"Do you sleep on your stomach?"

GIRL:"No"

GUY:"Can I?"

21. Guy: Is your dad a baker?

Girl: No, Why?

Guy: Because you've got the hottest buns in town!

22. You have been a very naughty girl! Now go to my room!

23. Can you come and help me tonight? Because my left hand always gets tired

24. you remind me of a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.

25. Beckon to girl with finger, when she comes over say: If I can make you cum with one finger just think what I can do with my whole body

26. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if i was on you i'd be coming to

27. Screw me if I am wrong but did you say your name was Bill?

28. I may only be Barney Rebble but I can sure make your bedrock

29. "Are you a spanner?" "Cause when I look at you my nuts tighten."

30.Was it just me or did I notice you staring at my erection.

31. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

32. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

33. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the

word.

34. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

35. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor

tomorrow morning.

36. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

37. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

38. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":]

Checking to see if you were made in heaven

39. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

40. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

41. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

42. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?