ok!!!! i finally learned how to scan!!!!!!! yesss!!!!!! now i can put my comics up here! yay!!!!!!!! ok i started a new series...the misadventurs of a preteen know it all....because i really did not want to tranfer all my old stuff to unlined paper and then do it over in pen so, ummm yeah! here are all the characters i have so far...and their bio thingys. i try to get an actual comic strip thing up here really soon...but i have to much homework and such! damn highschool!
MELVIN!
he's a 11 year old, 45 inch know it all! but also a bit of a wimp.....he ahngs out with the "human cherry" and the "spastic one"...and he wouldn't have it any other way!
ZOE!
a ticking time bomb to the extreme!! she's the book throwing, violence loving, jiminy cricket hating spaz! awww but we love her all the same!
FLAME HEAD CHUCK!
first off it's chuck....just chuck. he's the kid that says what everyone else is thinking but doesn't say because they know it's for the better...he also doesn't seem to know when to shut up, which does get im into some sticky situations...but he's the best friend anyone could ever have. oh...and don't touch the 'fro.
SPIKE
he hates you, he hates me, and he really really hates melvin. about the only person he doesn't hate is himself...and that roz...what a fox!
DANA
she's the apple of melvins eye and is made up of 99.9% air, the other .1% is occupyed by empty space. though she's dumb as a rock, she's as nice as they come. ah! ignorance is bliss!
ROZ
sarcastic, cynical, realist to the extreme...what more could an 11 year old want in an older sister? though she's has a funny way of showing it...she really loves her little brother. and she thinks spike is a slug! she's ok by me!....now go get me some pizza!
REALLY RANDOM SHIT BY:JOSTIN
feel my kidney juice dirt beast as i speak of a lemoney day full of kibels and bits the day was young and the yeast was rising satan aldujabar was making a paper mechet weasil to clean his bathroom......DEAR GOD IM LOSING MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh sorry where was i oh yes a giant meteor is heading for the kwikemart screams a nerd from middle school satan aldujabar rolls like the wind to the site with his magiky head power he sees the meteor coming to the surface and says theres nothing he can do so he gets marshmelows and makes smores with the flames of the people inside.
THE END
yaaaaaaay!
NOW FOR SOME JOKES!
what do you say to a three headed monster?
hello hello hello!
why is it dangerous to go in the jungle between 11 and 12 o'clock at night?
because the elephants are having parachute practice!!!!!
what do you call a pig with three eyes?
PIIIG!!!!
what does a fish say when it comes to a dead end?
DAMN!
why do alligators have flat heads?
because they went in the jungle between 11 and 12 o'clock at night!!!!!!
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