tv song

tv song
lyrics by: steve worthless

sorry honey but i really don't want to go and hang with you friends
when we're out you never notice my boredom which never ends
and then i sit and ithink to myself why am ieven here
ireally don't care for secondhand smoke and flat cheap warm beer

i think i'll just sit around and watch a little tv
when an add comes up i'll change it up to something i'd rather see
and when I get bored i'll through in a porn and touch right down there
i didn't think you'd mind touch much that i came on your under wear

i don't want to go to a show
and i don't want hang at a bar
are parties the only thing that you know
do you think it'll get you that far

i don't want to go out tonight
i'd rather kick it at home
i don't want to go out tonight
i'd rather be on my own

with simpsons, star trek, traci lords under age
when i jerk myself off i don't have to turn a page
or think about you