friday night

friday night
lyrics by: steve worthless

i was at a party last friday night
i was all drunk and I got into a fight
with some guy that I don’t even know
just cause I called his girlfriend a ho

i kicked his fucking ass
he's a fucking pussy

then I passed out in a puddle of my puke
the parties still raging what do I do
i crawl to the keg and I pound a couple more
by the time this night is through I’m hoping I’ll score

i drink, i hate
i drink, i spin
i drink, i puke
now i’m ready to get drunk again

oh fuck, i ’m all fucked up
i drank 17 beers and a bottle of rum
i smoked four bowls and a pack of smokes
then I met the most beautiful girl

i took her home and got her drunk
she through up after one shot
she told me to fuck her hard
so I did and i puked on her

oh fuck
god damn it
yeah, i'll fuck her again