I'm lazy. When I'm lazy, pages look like this. That means everybody on the entire planet should send me either money, or a video of them clubbing a baby seal. Clubbing baby seals is funny. It really wakes me up and puts me in the mood for some good old html. Money's not bad either, because I can spend that money on videos containing nothing but violence and nudity. Yeah, that's right, just plain sex and violence in random bursts for like an hour and a half. It's just like the normal movies but unhindered by those boring stories. Movies are lame now, anyways. They're coming out with the stupidest shit ever and I can't take it. It seems like any time you watch some movie that gets two thumbs up (up where?), or has all the stars and is from the maker of something that sucked less, it sucks balls. Plain and simple. It just pulls out somebody's balls and sucks them right off. You know what else is gay today? Everything. I'm gonna just take a big fuckin' potato cannon, and put huge fuckin' Russets through peoples' faces. That might teach them not to fuck around and make shitty movies. If that didn't work, I would just find out where they live and smear my shit all over their door. I wonder how they'd like that shit. If, on the off chance, they do like it, I'll just punch them in the throat and drink all their beer. Fuckers. I'll bet this page is going to look so stupid. I love this shit.