I Still Hate Hippies. A Lot.

Wahhhhhhhhhhh guess what motherfucker? Shut up I don't care what you guessed because you're wrong. You wanna know why you're wrong? It's because you suck. You suck, and you're a pansy ass queen. Here it comes motherfucker. You know what it is? It doesn't matter because by the time I was done tellin you, it would already be here kickin you're ass. You namby pamby sissy bitch. I'll fuckin kill you. Yeah, and then you'll be fuckin dead, yeahhhhh!

So here's the question. Why do old ass hippie dipshits make things their business? I can't stand it, like the other day, I was minding my own business and some stupid long-haired faggot came up, and told me that It wasn't nice to destroy other people's property. Being the nice guy that I am, I resisted the urge to wipe my ass with his stupid hair. It all started when we decided to kick a basketball off of this wall. Well anyways, this asshole actually thought a basketball was going to break a some little steel door thing. I'm telling you these people are about as smart as the dirt that covers them. Stupid bastard should have been more concerned with how he smelled, or with how the trees were doing. Instead, this asshole wants to bitch about a fucking basketball bouncing off of a steel fucking door? Well, fuck that. I jumped up in the air and spin kicked him in the face. He started saying something about non-violence, but I didn't really hear him because I slammed my boot down his throat just then. He started mumbling and shit and that kinda pissed me off so I ripped out his dreads, and choked him with them.

I beat the shit out of this hippie until I realized he was dead, at which point, I proceeded to laugh myself within an inch of my life. Man, hippies are so funny when they're dead. Fucking assholes. I hope all the hippies will read this, and decide to shut their fucking mouths before my boot does.