Cops are really shitty.
YAY I got arrested AGAIN. That makes me cool. If you don't get arrested, then you're not cool enough and you need to go out right now and break some stuff. You should steal some stuff too. You should like do all kinds of bad stuff and ummmm eat cake. Yeah, eating cake is cool. I'm gonna go on a crime/cake eating spree. Anyways I would like to share with everyone, something I've learned recently.

• Willits sucks


• Willits really sucks


• Willits sucks a lot


• Willits is a shitty place


• Willits is a shithole


• Willits is not good


• Willits is stupid


• Willits is full of crackheads


• Willits sucks some more


• Willits sucks until it dies

You Wanna Hear a Story?
Too Bad. You get nothing, not even a little bit. Yeah, you get a swift kick in the balls from a biscuit eating midget monkey with SARS. Yeah, what do you think now? I'll tell you what you think and I'll tell you what to believe, so don't bother trying to think of what you think now. You biscuit eating namby pamby sissy bitch.

Hey, Fuck You.
So how do you like this shit? I have to go to court lets see how long I get locked up for. For those of you douche bags that don't know, I'm being charged with second degree burglary. Good thing because the original charges were three felonies. One for burglary, one for receiving stolen property, and one for removing serial numbers. Pretty gay charges. Yeah well anyways, all you dipshits that actually see this shit:Shut the hell up. Stop reading this stuff. Go out and do something. Anything. Do you really just sit around all day and read blogs? I get bored and write one what's your point? Rules and standards don't apply to me because I'm better than you.

hahahhahhhahhahhah 1337 makes me laugh
last night, i learned 1337 and i proceeded to laugh my ass off until i almost shit myself. After I wiped my semi-soiled ass with the 1337 paper, I pissed on it and laughed because I am a pirate. I just don't get it I guess. I'm just not U?3r 3?oU6H. W4HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1!!1!1111!!!111!

Now, sadly, I've actually found something gayer than a blog and what's funnier is I've managed to create something that is undeniably, the dumbest thing in the world. I mean blogs are bad, and 1337 is stupid, but a blog entry written in 1337? Yeah, that takes the cake and shoves it up your buttery cornhole. 66 411!? ?|?53$ o? y0U...

I R U83R 1337
U R N07 U83R 1337 @nd 7H@7 M@k3$ m3 83773R 7H@n u 5o 6o 4w4y. no not really.

Shit
shit shit shit shit shit fuck fuck fuck fuck isn't that cool that is the most wonderful thing ever written it kicks the crap out of your shit. so eat me.

what the hell?
Is there a reason why so many people have these things? I don't get it, and i doubt that people get bored enough to stare at blogs all day. Well, let's just call this an experiment to see if I get any comments from anyone. If I do, then I'll be surprised. If I don't, I will have proved what we've known all along, that blogs are a waste of time and nobody cares. If nobody makes any comments I will continue to write things in here every once in awhile anyways just because I live in the middle of nowhere and it sucks worse than writing something as meaningless as this sentence.