a new blog for a newfound hatred toward you
Mood:  special
Now Playing: with my balls, care to join?
Topic: The Fetus Fiesta Cookbook
so you might think that i forgot about my page and my rantings and my busy schedule of hating people i've met, and people i haven't met, well smartass then you'd be right, i was so busy hating the shit out of everyone in the real world, that i forgot about all you cyberfags that just love to shove corncobs up your ass while you jerk off to spiderman comics behind the ferris wheel at the county fair. why don't you try getting off your fat ass and getting out of your little computer room and doing something useful with yourself like jumping in front of a subway or something. why did i even write this? god dammit i'm gonna go slap that twelve year old girl that i raped earlier, she's the one that told me blogs were kewl, and they're really not... what a bitch. EARF PEEPLE. I WUS BOHN ON JOOPITAH. new york to california. did you know that i'm armed with seven rounds of space doo doo pistols? octagon oxygen and aluminum intoxicants is a badass rhyme and if you don't believe me it's ok because you'll be dead of stupidity soon anyways, either that or a blown anal gasket you fuckin pansy ass pillow biter, you don't even deserve to read this.

BLOG
Mood:  hug me
Now Playing: Good Charlotte: you know that one song... the one that's gay.
Topic: You like that don't ya?
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fuck
Mood:  party time!
Now Playing: Blink182- We Suck People Off for Record Deals
Topic: sodomy as an artform
I hate everyone that reads this but I also hate everyone too, so I guess I hate everyone that won't read this. I guess they'll never know how much I hate them unless they read this, but if they read it then I wouldn't hate them anymore so I'm confused.

I'm back like your mom at an all night fuckfest bitches.
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: Double Dicked Bitches
I'm back bitches! That's right, my computer was Blown Apart but now it's fixed, and it's ready to fishfuck you until you're dead. Yeahhhhhhhhh.... Time to die I am going to rule you a thousand times over and before you know what hit you, you'll be lying on your stomach with lube in your ears and a construction cone in your ass and no legs. Oh yeah, and I got arrested again dammit and it's all your fault. Getting arrested is no longer cool (it never was) unless you suck then I still highly reccommend it you peice of shit.

fuck
shit fuck ass on your butt frankie plays bass shit on this butt

Cops are really shitty.
YAY I got arrested AGAIN. That makes me cool. If you don't get arrested, then you're not cool enough and you need to go out right now and break some stuff. You should steal some stuff too. You should like do all kinds of bad stuff and ummmm eat cake. Yeah, eating cake is cool. I'm gonna go on a crime/cake eating spree. Anyways I would like to share with everyone, something I've learned recently.

• Willits sucks


• Willits really sucks


• Willits sucks a lot


• Willits is a shitty place


• Willits is a shithole


• Willits is not good


• Willits is stupid


• Willits is full of crackheads


• Willits sucks some more


• Willits sucks until it dies

You Wanna Hear a Story?
Too Bad. You get nothing, not even a little bit. Yeah, you get a swift kick in the balls from a biscuit eating midget monkey with SARS. Yeah, what do you think now? I'll tell you what you think and I'll tell you what to believe, so don't bother trying to think of what you think now. You biscuit eating namby pamby sissy bitch.

Hey, Fuck You.
So how do you like this shit? I have to go to court lets see how long I get locked up for. For those of you douche bags that don't know, I'm being charged with second degree burglary. Good thing because the original charges were three felonies. One for burglary, one for receiving stolen property, and one for removing serial numbers. Pretty gay charges. Yeah well anyways, all you dipshits that actually see this shit:Shut the hell up. Stop reading this stuff. Go out and do something. Anything. Do you really just sit around all day and read blogs? I get bored and write one what's your point? Rules and standards don't apply to me because I'm better than you.

hahahhahhhahhahhah 1337 makes me laugh
last night, i learned 1337 and i proceeded to laugh my ass off until i almost shit myself. After I wiped my semi-soiled ass with the 1337 paper, I pissed on it and laughed because I am a pirate. I just don't get it I guess. I'm just not Üß3r 3ÑoÜ6H. W4HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1!!1!1111!!!111!

Now, sadly, I've actually found something gayer than a blog and what's funnier is I've managed to create something that is undeniably, the dumbest thing in the world. I mean blogs are bad, and 1337 is stupid, but a blog entry written in 1337? Yeah, that takes the cake and shoves it up your buttery cornhole. 66 411!ñ ¶|§53$ oÑ ÿ0Ü...

I R U83R 1337
U R N07 U83R 1337 @nd 7H@7 M@k3$ m3 83773R 7H@n u 5o 6o 4w4y. no not really.