I Hate Cats
The only thing worse than cats are those stupid people that have like 40 of the little bastards. Cats are the most worthless pet. If you're going to get something that sits around and does nothing at least get something cool, like a snake or a dead body. The only way to have fun with a cat is to kill it and throw it on the owners porch or light it on fire.
GOD DAMMIT I HATE CATS
You know, I think this is probably the most entertaining thing to do with a cat
You know, I think this is probably the most entertaining thing to do with a cat