Yeahhhhhhhhh update time



well, well, well. I was sitting around last night and I realized that, heyyyyyyyyy, I know the password to brent's email account. That means I can send emails from him to complete strangers, like this:

there's plenty more stuff too like oh say..... having a little fun with msn messenger. kinda like last night. You see the beauty of this is that brent is going to be in mexico for the next two weeks and during that period of time, we're just gonna have to go ahead and make sure he can't see his mail. when he comes back his inbox will be filled with mail from gay people, kinda like this:

but back to the messenger thing for a moment... last night(when I decided to launch my 10 ton brutal assault of canadian mail fraud death) I saw a few of brent's contacts come online. As this progresses, there will be a shitfuck more over the two week period, but here's the first three.

December 16th


Jove M.
Kevin G.
Michael W.

December 17th

It's twelve thirty so it's technically the 18th now but fuck it. I just signed brent up for match.com as a man searching for a man, complete with photo. it's awaiting approval. last night he was signed up for outpersonals.com as the same, so yeah i think he'll be getting some fun emails.
oh yeah, here's another log from messenger, she didn't answer but if she does i'll put that on here too.
Sarah P.

bam bitch, update! I'm here now but I wasn't so this shit really ended right after this last text file was put up, and it wasn't even worth the time I spent shitting on it. I could've been doing something more useful, like shitting on orphans.


happened to get bored, passwords were entered, people's brains were melted.
January 4th:
Belinda