Go Kill Yourself

An Open Letter To All Pre-Dead
Suicide Bombers

You are not dead yet, but you soon WILL be QUITE dead: Completely lifeless. TOTALLY benign and harmless. Absolutely and permanently motionless. You will be still and silent before the LORD, as He so commanded you to in order to fulfil His Word which you WILL do whether you like it or not, in PERFECT OBEDIENCE and COMPLIANCE.

Indeed, there will be nothing left of your earthly body to breathe with, with all your bloody body parts scattered and quickly dispersed by wonderful explosion to the four winds.

We living know that you have made up your mind to murder yourself......not kill yourself, nor execute yourself, because execution is justifiable killing, which only consists of killing someone else who deserves to die.

You fully intend to MURDER yourself. We are charmed by the thought, and it tickles us pink.

And you WILL do it! You are NOT going to decide otherwise. Yes! Good!

What really thrills us is that you will NOT change your mind about that!

We certainly do applaud that, and we fully and unanimously approve of it.

Perhaps you mistakenly thought that we would be aghast at the prospect, feel ashamed of ourselves, beg you to not do it, try to stop you from doing it, or honor you as some kind of religious fake martyr dying for a falsely-noble cause resulting in a never-never-land afterlife harem of young naked women throwing their nude bodies all over you.

NO way! Dream on, nitwit.

Instead, we are grateful to be rid of filthy scum like you as soon as possible. The sooner you annihilate yourself, the BETTER!

We are not shocked nor dismayed that you plan to murder yourself with oh-so-impressive big-bang childishness, because we have seen your type before during World War II with the suicide-bomber Japanese kamakazes plunging to their burning-cockpit deaths in the cold waters of the Pacific Ocean near our Navy ships. We have seen your type of ludicrous crap before as we enjoyed the spectacular and entertaining sight of those crazy goofs self-destructing and making themselves forever extinct....for nothing.

You see, our world will achieve total peace on that blessed day when all lunatics like you have all blown themselves to Hell. We eagerly await that precious time to come!

Most of all, we look forward to the forever-trashed absence of your religious-heretic idiotology which you have dishonestly and deceitfully mis-convinced yourself of. You INCORRECTLY presume that you are a [half-ass] "righteous" hero of G-d to blow yourself up to express your stinking hatred against Christians and Jews. Actually you and your ridiculous religious hallucinations and superstitions are: FECES.......DUNG.......Rancid VOMIT - thoroughly disgusting and obnoxiously despicable!

You WRONGLY presume that YOU are THE sacrifice and atonement to save humanity as you make yourself out to be some shitass/pisshead PSEUDO-savior. Go ahead and wallow in your absurd lies. It does not bother us, as we await you getting rid of yourself as promptly as possible.

One final thing.

As you blow yourself up, do not blow anyone else up with you. You are not qualified to be the judge nor jury nor executioner against and not of innocent victims. We require you to go off by yourself and blow yourself up at a safe distance AWAY from others who most likely do not agree with your stupid religious fantasies of demonic delusion.

If you DO plan to murder others along with yourself, we will do our best to shoot you dead first before you can do it. We have no qualms about blowing your brains out before you harm any bystanders who simply would not get the point of why you harmed them. We will thus do our best to deprive you of explosives until we determine you are far enough away to murder yourself alone.

And your eternal destiny?

We fully expect and desire you to burn in the Biblically-revealed Outer-Darkness Lake of Fire to the ages of the ages. We all want you to be in eternal anguish and torture in completely-black solitary confinement forever. Why we want that is because you have deliberately mis-chosen to do what it takes to deserve such everlasting punishment from the true God - not some dipshit-concocted-substitute "allah" which you mis-call "god" as connived by deviate-false-prophet Mohammed with his satanic-verses Qu'ran or Koran or whatever the asinine fuk it is called.

There you have it. GO for it. DO it SOON: AWAY from us and other innocent onlookers. We want to see your sudden-bigshot bloody spray permeate the air around you.

We earnestly anticipate your Christ-ordained departure out of our sight.