ight be the coolest person you haven't met, if you hav
en't met me. In fact, I am the coolest person.....ever
. Here are a few things about me: I am me; me is I; I
am unique; I know that people hate me; I do not care;
I have stumbled across a parallel dimension; now is no
t really now; now is then, ever coming, already been;
I have no psychological defects; I have ten fingers; I
have ten toes; I have made up my own language; many p
eople know it; few speak it; it is called silence; I w
ish I had a monkey; I wish I had a life; I sit here in
front of my computer for days without sleep; this cou
ld explain me; I have the power to be invisible; but o
nly when you are not looking; if you could enter my he
ad you would see what I see; know what I know; underst
and me; but you don't; I play the guitar; I have long
hair; I skate; I'm no good; I don't know my times tabl
es; I don't tie my shoes; I don't judge people; ok may
be I do; I don't believe in love at first site; I'm no
t quite sure why I put that in here; I have a dog; I d
o not have a cat; I have a hamster; I am wearing shoes
right now; and you probably are not; my computer keep
s telling me that this sentence is too long; I say "ig
nore it" but it is persistent; I've only been in one r
eal fight; I won it; I wasn't bigger than the other gu
y; I just outsmarted him; I've never broken a bone; bu
t I want to; some people "love" me; some people cant s
tand me; poop is a really funny word; so is face; I wr
ote a book for school; it was called "FACE"; it had a
picture of me with "FACE" written on my forehead in sh
arpie on the cover; you cannot buy this book; I'm sure
you want to though; I am now done wasting your time;
you can stop reading this; now you must enter my site
and enjoy it! This way Children
