PBS - I Hate My Girlfriend's Mom
I hate my girlfriend's mom. I hate my girlfriend's mom. I hate my girlfriend's mom. She hates me for no reason. Just for my existance. She hates me for my very existance. She envies me. People hate what they envy, you know. Besides the fact that she's jealous of me, and wants to be in the limelight. Oh hell, she wants to be the limelight. Her, her her. Like that time, my girlfriend went through all this trouble to make a casserole for this picnic we were going on. But her mom wouldn't let her take it to me, just because of what good of a casserole it was! She said, "He's only your boyfriend. I'm your mother, damnit, and I offer you unconditional love forever! And some day, that bastard's gonna leave you, and forget all about that casserole! But I'll never forget it!!" Anyway, that casserole was very delicious, and I know I'll never forget it. And I hate my girlfriend's mom.
Email: hparker@hamilton.edu
