We all have seen them. We all have nightmares due to them. Yet many of us know nothing about them other then their names. Tinky Winky, the big purple one, Dipsy, the green dipstick, Laa-laa, the not-so-diva like yellow freak, and Po, the dinky little red one. I'm afraid hundreds of children have been affected by these freaks. I can only guess how many kids lay awake at night fearing they will become the teletubbies new sun (they have a baby for their sun). Also, they teach kids about as much as they would learn watching The Spice Girls beg for food on an interstate. I admit, I watched an episode to write this. They spent most of their time looking at ech other's stomachs watching the green one push buttons and pull levers up and down for about ten minutes. Then the red one played ball with the yellow one. Then the purple one came over, looking like he had a train run over his head, back up, then run over it again, and made weird noises till they gave the ball to him. I was sure they were about to break out into a threesome, but luckely the green one came and I thought I was safe. It got worse, however. They all decided to do something like jump at the same time. I think it's the teletubby form of a mating call. It's also the human form of being sent to a mental institution. As you can guess, I was already banging my head against the toaster. I forced myself to view the final minutes of them trying to turn off their gut (er...um...tubby...I mean tummy..I MEAN STOMACH!!!!!) and end up rolling down a hill they just suddenly popped up on. I'm scared now. They all soooo resemble pokemon. They all have a little song based on their name and.........(all that can be heard is the *plunk* of Dito's passed out body slumping to the floor).
Telletubbies are not mine! The picture is not mine! So don't go telling people they are or I will bring pain upon you. They are someone else's, I just severly disli....HATE!!! HATE!!!!!!!!!
