The Many Things I've Said
And You Probably Haven't

Wait a minute. You're not telling me you need a description of this page are. Because If you are, then I think you'll find this site more to your...ummm...potential.

Junk I've Said

• I'm not mean, I'm politically incorrect.
• The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
• Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
• I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't plan on living long enough to use it.
• You are validating my inherent mistrust of stangers
• It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
• STAT!
• It's funny cause it's true!
• SCREW THE MASSES!!!!!!
• I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
• Who? Me? I just wander from room to room.
• In accordance with the prophecy...
• Shua! (that's not really a quote. It's more of my personal onemonopia)