I play Magic: The Gathering. I'm not an extremly devote follower of the game, but I have been to few tournaments. For example, I went to Dream Wizards (a hobby store) a few weeks ago for a tournament to celebrate the release of a new set of cards. The first thing I hear when I open my new pack is *high naisly voice*"WOOOOOOW, that's a really good card" I turn to see some kid who looked like he was 12 standing over my shoulder, looking at every move I make. I tell the kid to beat it before I stop putting up with him, and he leaves, looking dejected. I love happy endings. However, this wasn't the end. I find him later watching one of my games. I draw something semi-useful, and he's like "WOW, if you play that [name of card] with your [name of some other card I have in my deck] you could rock!" First, knowing I already do rock, I turn to him and ask if he knows what a stalker is. I think I scared him away because he left without a word. Of course, by now the element of surprise is gone, but I beat the person anyway. I can't stand these little kids who follow you around, telling you everything they know (most of which you probably told them), and trying to show off and/or impress you. That kid was lucky I let him keep his head ( I made off with some of the contents of his wallet, however). The morale of the story is, if little kids start pissing you off, rob them.

COMING SOON: Old people who piss me off!









I don't own Magic: The Gathering. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. They are property of their respective owners (I will rule the world one day, and won't have to say this).