Graduation day, part II

Xander: "Here's your coffee, brewed from the finest Columbian lighter fluid."
Giles: "Thank you. Horrible."
Xander: "Aren't you supposed to be drinking tea, anyway?"
Giles: "Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense."
Xander: "OK. But you're destroying a perfectly good cultural stereotype here."

Giles: "Look through the Kepler volumes. Any reference to the demon Olvikan: powers, weaknesses, hat size. There has to be something."
Xander: "Still batting zero? But I mean, uh, in cricket?"

Cordelia: "I demand an explanation."
Xander: "For what?"
Cordelia: "Wesley."
Xander: "Uh... inbreeding?"
Cordelia: "So very funny. Any minute, I'm sure to laugh."

Giles: "Buffy no longer needs a watcher."
Cordelia: "But does he have to leave the country? I mean, you got fired and you still hang around like a big loser. Why can't he?"

Angel: "I can't leave you. I was wrong. I need you."
Willow: "Oh! You mean you need Buffy!"
Angel: "Willow?"
Willow: "Yes! Right! Willow!"

Oz: "Any change?"
Willow: "He's delirious. He thought I was Buffy."
Oz: "You, too, huh?"

Mayor: "Murderous little fiend. Did you see what she did to my Faith?"
Angel: "Hadn't made any plans to weep over that one."

Mayor: "Well, looks like somebody's been eating his spinach."

Mayor: "The show's not over, but there will be a short intermission. Don't want to miss the 2nd act. All kinds of excitement."
Angel: "I'll be there."

Xander: "Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim, you'll feed on the girl who loves you to save your own ass."

Xander: "Gosh, I'm really gonna miss him when he leaves town."

Faith: "Miles to go. Little Miss Muffet counting down from 7-3-0."
Buffy: "Great. Riddles."

Buffy: "Is this your mind or mine?"
Faith: "Beats me."

Buffy: "Is Angel here?"
Oz: "He had to go. Got kinda sunny."

Buffy: "That's the basic plan. So. Am I crazy?"
Willow: "Well, crazy is such a strong word."
Giles: "Let's not rule it out though."