The freshman

Buffy: "Introduction to the Modern Novel? I'm guessing I'd probably have to read the modern novel."
Willow: "Maybe more than one."
Buffy: "I like books... I just don't want to take on too much. Do they have an introduction to the modern blurb?"

Willow: "Professor Walsh is supposed to be great. She's world-renowned."
Buffy: "How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be nowned first?"
Willow: "Yes, First there's the painful nowning process."

Willow: "'Images of Pop Culture.' This is good. They watch movies, TV shows, even commercials."
Buffy: "For credit?"
Willow: "Isn't college cool?"

Willow: "You did sort of wait until the last minute with your course selection."
Buffy: "Sorry, Miss 'I chose my major in play-group.'"

Buffy: "It's been a very slay-heavy summer."

Buffy: "I gotta stay sharp. Is this guy ever going to wake up?"

Girl: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?"
Buffy: "Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy."

Willow: "Isn't this cool? There's so much going on."
Buffy: "Yeah. Almost, one might say, too much."

Willow: "I've heard about five different issues, and I'm angry about each and every one of them."

Willow: "I didn't get jello shots. I'll trade you for a 'take back the night.'"

Willow: "It's just, in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon. You really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the collective intelligence... It's like this force, this penetrating force, and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know, and letting this place just thrust into and- and spurt knowledge into... That sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in."

Willow: "Ooh, boyfriend! It's my on-campus boyfriend."
Buffy: "Oh, no, I forgot to pick mine up. Line's probably really long now, too."

Oz: "My band's played here a lot. It's still all new. I don't know what the hell's going on."

Buffy: "Gentleman of leisure? Isn't that just British for unemployed?"
Willow: "Uh-huh. He's a slacker now."

Willow: "He said he wasn't coming back until he'd driven to all 50 states."
Buffy: "Did you explain about Hawaii?"

Buffy: "Yeah, this is great, you know, if we ever need a place for the Nuremberg rallies."
Willow: "This is a real library."
Man: Shhh!"
Willow: "See, we even have to whisper. It's like a whole new world."

Buffy: "I can't wait till mom gets the bill for these books. I hope it's a funny aneurysm."

Buffy: "You know, this store discriminates against short people."
Willow: "Oh, I think there's a protest next week."

Buffy: "I'm so... the books were just too high, and then everything was bad."

Riley: "So, are you girls taking Intro Psych, or do you just want me dead?"
Buffy: "Uh-huh. I mean, the first one."

Riley: "I'm sorry, I've forgotten my manners in all the concussion."

Riley: "It's nice to meet you both."
Buffy: "I'm nice to meet."