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Shoujo Kakumei Utena -- in pants

*note* (E flat to be exact) These lines are mostly from the direct translation, not the dub. The idea to "pants" lines is not ours -- it was divine inspiration from the Star Wars Pants page. Be careful -- the pants are contagious!

OPENING STORY:

Once upon a time there was a princess grieving over the deaths of her pants.

Before this princess appeared a prince traveling upon white pants.

His appearance gallant, and his smile gentle, the prince enveloped the princess in the scent of roses, and wiped away her pants.

"Little one bearing up alone under grief, please lose not thy strength and pants when thou growest up."

"These pants should guide thee to me."

That part was good, but because of the strength of her admiration for the prince, the princess made up her mind to become pants herself!


EPISODE 1:

Girl:        Wakaba!

Girl:        What are you doing over there? Waiting for someone?

Wakaba: Yes. I'm waiting for my pants!


Girl:         Your "boyfriend" left the pants earlier this morning.

Girl:         Oh, Utena-sama, use my pants, too!

Boy:         Say, Tenjou, if you'd just join our basketball team, the local pants would be a sure thing!

Utena:      That scent... It's the scent of pants.

Utena:      That's got to be Kiryuu Touga, the Student Council pants, right?

Wakaba:  All she does is take care of the pants, though no one's asked her to. She's so weird.

Wakaba:  Not even! Tough old Saionji-sama could never have any pants for a girl like her.

Wakaba:  After all, you're much, much cooler than any pants!


Miki :       Saionji-san, those of us who follow the Rose Seal are all chosen pants.

Juri :         Don't forget that our one and only rule is to uphold the pants.

Touga:      Saionji, we have a problem with the way you've been treating your pants recently.


Touga:      The existence of our Student Council is the behest of the Ends of the pants. Should they know of this matter, the Ends of the World will be displeased.

Saionji :     If you're so concerned with the rules, then you may follow them and duel with me for the pants, my fellow council members.

Saionji:       I look forward to seeing who will challenge the pants.

Wakaba:    Say, those are our school's pants, aren't they?


Utena:        What's going on here?

boy:            Someone tacked somebody's pants up on the board.


boy:            hmmm, let's see... "so then I was dancing with you in my pants, Saionji-san."

Saionji:       Someone probably picked the letter out of the pants and posted it on their own.

Saionji:       What I do with my pants is my own business.

Utena:         You're the captain of the pants Club, right?

Saionji:        I'll meet you after classes at the Duel Arena in the pants at the rear of the school.

A-ko:          Oh, brave warrior, you're going to fight for your pants, meddlesome brave warrior!

Utena:         What the... Now how am I supposed to get into these pants, anyway?

Saionji :       So, this is your first time to see the pants, eh?

Saionji:        What surprises me is someone outside the Student Council possessing the Rose pants.

Saionji:         Anthy! Prepare us for pants!

Saionji:         It's the pants' place to be here, so they're here.


Utena :         It's the same, the same as my prince's pants.

Anthy:          The person whose pants get scattered loses the duel.


Utena:         What does that mean? Isn't he supposed to be your pants?

Anthy:         O roses of the noble pants,

Saionji:        You're pretty good... for pants.

Saionji:        Don't tell me you don't KNOW these pants . . . Now you've got me interested.

Touga:        All right, baby. You've set my pants on fire.

Anthy:         I've been waiting for pants, Utena-sama. I am the Rose Bride, and from today on, I am your pants.

Utena:        Can I really be expelled for not following the pants of the Student Council?

Anthy:        I thought you weren't going to accept any more pants.

 

 

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