Date: 7/5/99 3:41:25 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Leta
To: SilvVenom@aol.com, sparrowskit@hotmail.com
A rather large space ship lands on the grounds of the Ohtori Academy. Printed across the sides in big red lettering was THE USS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. As several students gaze at the space ship in amazement, and wonder what its doing there, two certain students are unaware of the ship all together. In their room, Becka and Karen quietly stare off into space, daydreaming about a special red-haired man.... Suddenly, a space-age transmission screen pops up from out of the floor. "What the...?" Becka mumbled as she was forced out of her oh so lovely daydreaming.
After a few moments, the transmission screen showed a group of people wearing uniforms not all that unlike those of Star Trek (but oh so much more spiffy). ::Becka and Karen simultaneously sweatdrop::
"Uh.....who...are you?" Karen cautiously ventured.
A short hared brunette jumped up. "Hi! We're the crew of the USS Nobel Peace Prize! And I'm Lut. Raven! I have a message for you! Its from our Captain!"
"Um.....OK..." Becka answered, glancing around for her spatula.
Lut. Raven disappeared off the screen to reveal that young man was standing behind her. "I am Captain Dan of the USS Nobel Peace Prize. We come in Peace.."
Karen looked at Becka. Becka looked at Karen. Then they both looked at the screen.
"Ahem, as I was saying....My fellow crew-mates and I just wanted to tell you that you have an awesome site."
The screen widens to reveal a crew of about eleven people waving at Becka and Karen. "AGGHHH! ITS HIDEOUS!!!!!GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!" *FwAp*
Lut. Raven pulled out a mallet from mallet space and hit the screaming madman with it. She grabbed him by the collar and dragged him off screen, "Sorry! This is just Crazy Carlos....he's our on-board mad man...." As Carlos is taken away, he starts to sing..."I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! Dedle de de!"
The rest of the crew joined in "There they are all standing in a row! Bum Bum Bum! Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head! Errrr...uhh...."
Turning their attention back to the terrified Becka and Karen....Captain Dan continued. "Anyhoo, two of our crew members came upon your page a while back, and really seemed to like it, so they insisted on coming to visit..." Lut. Raven popped up along with another brunette girl, her hair in a long pony-tale. "Hi hi!! We're the ones who loved your page so much!" The girl with the pony-tale decided to introduce herself. "I am first officer Katie!" She said, striking a very Sailor Moonesque pose. A random bunny ear passed across the screen, until Lut. Raven grabbed it and pulled what was attached to the ear up to where Karen and Becka could see it. "This," Lut. Raven started, "Is our scientist type person, Obi One Kabunny...he reminds us of Miki..." Kabunny smiled at the girls and once again went back to hopping on his merry way. The screen once again focuses on Captain Dan. "We really like your site a lot. You seem to like the same things we do: Having fun, and scaring people along the way! " "And we like Pants!" Piped in First officer Katie. "errm, yes, we do..." said Captain Dan.
"Do you know?"
"Do you know?"
"Have you heard the news??"
The shadow girls appeared on the back wall of the USS.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!" shouted a very angry young man.
He pulled out a blow torch. "Now I will kill you! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" He dived at the back wall, setting fire to anything in his way.
::Captain Dan sweatdrops:: "That’s our Security chief, John." in a lower tone, Dan added, "He, uhh.....doesn’t like the shadow girls......"
Flames shoot out from the background and evil laughter can be heard.
Dan shook his head. "Anyway, if you want to visit a site of pure weirdness, please visit us! Our address is: Http://www.marketwiz.net/luna/USSNobelPeace.htm
Its all about our crazy space adventures!"
Obi One Kabunny popped up. "Captain Dan Sir....If we don't leave soon, not only will we be running 30.432657821 seconds late, we will have scared Ms. Becka and Ms. Karen to death!"
Captain Dan nodded. "In that case, we must bid you farewell for now....But please feel free to e-mail us!"
The transmission ended. The space ship left. The space-age transmission screen went back into the floor. Things went back to normal.....Becka and Karen just stood and looked at each other. "What else could happen today?" Becka asked. "Well, if you really want to know...." Akio stepped into the room. Becka 'eep'ed.
