*note* One day, maybe, Becka and Ka-chan will right a better introduction for this page. Maybe... Anyhoos, what is "The Menu" you ask? Well, one day, Karen phoned Becka with an idea. Her idea was to make foods based on various anime characters, some of which just sound damn tasty. The characters aren't strictly Utena characters- they range from series such as Rurouni Kenshin and Fushugi Yuugi to Photon and Berserk. With -every- update we make, we will add more dishes until we have a menu which encompasses the entire genre known as anime!
… Becka and Ka-chan decided to take a little trip to a restaurant (no, -not- McDonalds). After much debate, they conclude that their best bet is that all-time, ritzy, high-class place (we did say, "not McDonalds," right?)… The Restaurant at the Ends of the World.
Karen pokes Becka's shoulder, "Umm… Becka… 'the -Ends- of the World'…?"
"Just try not to think about it," Becka's replies feebly.
Becka and Karen pull up in front of the large, towering, altogether imposing building with the elegant, fearsome sign which reads, "The Restaurant at the Ends of the World. " They enter, pointedly ignoring the Tuxedo-clad man who is fruitlessly trying to climb up it.
As always, the two of them have opted for less traditional methods of attire. Karen wears what is supposed to be 18th century masculine garb- a frilly ecru shirt with long puffy sleeves, dark blue velvet jacket and matching spandex, and high-heeled black boots. Her hair is pulled severely back, as usual, although this time tied with a thin, matching, blue velvet bow. Never to be outdone by Karen, despite any pride she has… or used to have… Becka wears something a little more… well, less… substantial. Somehow the word, "dominatrix" applies, right down to the handcuffs and multitude of whips which hang from her chain-belt.
As the host pulls out two menus, he looks Becka up and down, grinning, "Ah, I see you've been here before."
After Becka and Karen pull themselves up off the floor, they follow the host. They are escorted to a soft, candle-lit table for two as a symphony orchestra intones the gentle strains of… "It's the End of the World as We Know It"…? Needless to say, though really by now you know that has -never- stopped us before, Becka and Ka-chan fear.
They look at the closed menus in front of them. Karen ponders, "What kind of food would a place like this serve…?"
Becka shakes her head, causing various bits of chain and leather to cheerfully jingle, "I don't -want- to know…"
They glance warily at one another. Karen opens her mouth but is cut off by Becka (for once).
"You open it first."
"No, you."
"No way- I don't want to!"
"Me neither!"
"… but I'm hungry…"
"… me too…"
Slowing inching forward, Becka mutters, "Okay… we open at the same time…"
"… fine…"
They both take up battle stances and their menus, and one of them begins the count.
"One… two…"
"Wait!"
"What?"
"Do we go, 'one… two… three,' then open on 'three', or do we go, 'one… two… three…' then open it?"
"It doesn't matter!"
"Fine fine. Just count."
"One… two…"
Breakfast Kenshin on a Croissant .............................................................. ¥500 Shi-Shi-O Scrapple .................................................................... ¥300 Soujirou Sausage-links ................................................................ ¥200 Hotohori Hotcakes ..................................................................... ¥600 Wakaba Waffles* ........................................................................¥450
Cereals- Kurama Crips, Cap'n Karou with Crunchberries, Frootlupins, and Lucky Stars with Marshmallow Pink Seiyas, Yellow Yatens, and Purple Taikis ......................................... ¥200
* Available with Mitsuru Maple Syrup
Vashed Potatos .......................................................................... ¥100
Suboshi Sushi
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¥200 Side-dishes Saitoh on a Stick ................................................................... Priceless Nakago Nachos ........................................................................ ¥150 Tamahome Tater Tots* .............................................................. ¥275 Misao Soup ............................................................................... ¥125 Baked Photon ............................................................................ ¥200 Amiboshi Applesauce ................................................................. ¥150 Ashitare Artichokes ...................................................................... ¥50 Enishi Enchiladas ........................................................................ ¥300
* A bargain! Entrees Roast Tasuki ........................................................................ ¥1200 Hiko on a Habachi ................................................................ ¥1095 Recca on Rice ....................................................................... ¥1000 Miboshi Meatballs ................................................................. ¥1200 Mince Mikage ........................................................................ ¥1000 Mamiya-Loaf ........................................................................... ¥800 Bratwurst Crawford ............................ Pretty damn close to Priceless Schuldich Schnitzel .............................. Pretty damn close to Priceless P-chan Pork Chops ................................................................. ¥750 Hiei Hamburgers ...................................................................... ¥700 Duo Dogs ................................................................................ ¥600 Lina Lasagna ......................................................................... ¥1300 Risuko Ravioli ....................................................................... ¥1100 Tomoe Tortellini .................................................................... ¥1100 Zelgadis Ziti .......................................................................... ¥1200
* All entrees, including Nakaga Nachos, are available with Soi Sauce. Dessert Touga with a Side of Ice Cream ............................................ ¥450 Anthy a la mode .................................................................... ¥500 Strawberry Shortcake Sano .................................................. ¥600 Chichiri Cheesecake ............................................................. ¥700 Battousai Banana Bread ....................................................... ¥500 Chiriko Chocolate Chip Cookies ..................................... ¥250 ea. Chocolate Moose ................................................................ ¥650 Marble Parfait ..................................................................... ¥675 Misato Muffins ............................................................... ¥250 ea. Yahiko Yogurt ..................................................................... ¥150
AI Pie ................................................ ¥375 per.
slice, ¥800 whole Beverages Milk .................................................................................... ¥100 Hot Cocoa .......................................................................... ¥100 Lamunade ........................................................................... ¥100 Da Cider ............................................................................. ¥100 Nantucket Nurikos .............................................................. ¥100 Trowa Tea .......................................................................... ¥100
Kanae Cappuccino .............................................................
¥275 Alcoholic Beverages Mitsukake Sake ................................................................. ¥300 Dios Daiquiri ...................................................................... ¥350 Kozue Kahlua .................................................................... ¥150 Saionji Screwdriver ............................................................ ¥300 Long Island Ice-Treize ........................................................ ¥450 Miaka Martini (shaken or stirred)** .................................... ¥350 Tomo Toasted Almond ....................................................... ¥300 Fiori Navel .......................................................................... ¥350
Gatts and Tonic
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¥300 * Should you need it, Akio Alkaseltzer is also available, free of charge. ** Sorry, Miaka ate all the olives, but we have Omi available. *** Gratuity not included.
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