A DAY AT THE

~Rated PG-13!~

"And this week's winner is ... YOU!
Congratulations to our lucky listener!
Thanks for tuning in, and remember ...
It's never a dog's day on RadioRUFF!"

So, you went ahead and entered that dumb-ass contest advertised on the radio. Advertised? Hell, you'd think it was on the daily play-list with how many times you'd heard it. Well, it must be your lucky day. Or is it? A day at the zoo? Crap ... literally. Oh well. At least the boss can't refuse your not going in to work today. Your excuse has been all over the airwaves for days. Chin up, how bad can it be?

"Oh My God!!!"

That'll teach you for buying that daily rag
Yourtown - The dirt that's under the carpet!

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