"Welcome, my name is Ms. Icouldntspellitifitried.
Now, sit back, relax, and we'll go over a few things that are very important here.

As you can see, we encounter many cultures here. Be prepared!

I'm sure you know what to do.

Yes, we still have to help.

People NEED protection!

The proper equipment is important for every job.
But, if all else fails, improvise!
You'll encounter this later.

Now, you should be well informed for any situation that might arise.
DING!DING!DING!DING!
Oh no! What's that? Code 1 Red? Sheeit. Cool!
Aww Shucks! A lost child as well? He is probably just hiding...brat!
Now that you think about it; that really sounds like a dinner bell.

Well? You gonna get off your ass and do something?