Mike Marauder
This is Mike
This is Mike's alter ego... Fag Marauder
Together Mike and Fag Marauder rule the cyber space waves and torment young unsuspecting college students. Ok, so not really. It's just a horrible horrible practical joke gone wrong. Don't ever call him Fag Marauder or any sick variation. Mike is all sexual orientation accepting, and a damn nice guy too. I've only known him a short while, but I can tell that he's my kind of people. He's a car guy (definitely a sexy quality) and he's a good listener too. (I know all you girls will be beatin' his door down now.) But I think he's taken.... or maybe not. I can never keep track of this playboy's love life. so maybe, if you catch him at the right time, he'll be available. Anyway. I love Mike tons and I know each and every one of you would too. He's a good friend and is loyal enough to drive his buds down to Eugene from Portland just to see me. You're the best Mike!!
No I Will Not Make Out With You! Take Me Home, NOW!