Hello, hello. Yep, this is my "new" site since good old angelfire here has really, er, updated their thing... whats the word? Oh well the point is yes. I can not update my old site. So rawk on. mmhmm.
So you came here to this site. and .... despite my excellent spelling and HTML/Java/C++ skills, there must be some reason to be here. I'll try to put some cool stuff. I don't know.
Well. I guess I should go to the point .... if there is such a thing..... which i don't think there is.. but hey, its all good. Wow. Ramble ramble. Ok. I'm trying to decide what to put on this thing. And I guess that I should just go ahead and delete all of this when I do think of something.... but.... and its a big butt... Ouch. I'm sorry for that. I know! I'll put a corny joke thing...oh wait.. i did that before... hmm.. well maybe I can do ah a gain. Ahhh ha ha. Man. Ok so I'll do that thing then. Hmmm so yea. If you want to go there.... click here.
Ouch. Ok. Now that we know how bad the bad jokes were... egads! I did not think it would be that bad. Man. Thats really bad. Ahhh so. What other wonderous things will I think of next...
Rawk. Yea first off, I really don't update this too often. and I don't know how many ppl actually read this.... but hey. you can't win them all. right. first off... whatever. Yea man. I took the ACT® on sat. I think it bit my ass... hard. I mean, there was some major ass-biting. So hard that man... thinking about sitting hurts. And I ain't talking 'bout the hurtz that a Japanese lady bug gives you... I'm talking about major hurt, playerzzzs. Man. Ass-biting.
SOOOOOO. Yea. While I was hurting, majorly, and i do... yea um, oh yea. There was this girl there. Um. I was standing outside. The school. The school. And there is this girl. She is in my
Hmm. yes. That's all right. That's okay. I'll keep on holding on today. Because I'm waiting for the starlight in your eyes. The pain. You felt. Is burning you. You can't feel love. I'm glad. That I've been with you. But that's not enough. -some Weezer song. #12 on my burned CD. er I mean, my "back-up" disc. Of couse.
Have you meet some one. This person. Nice person. Very nice. Not hoc-key nice, but, nice. But then, situtations. Situtations. mmmmmm. Thats how it is. *sigh*. I'll finish this. I swear it. But I'm heading out now. Later.
Man.... don't you hate it when someone is talking to you online... and you think it is that person, BUT ITS REALLY NOT????God damn. yep. Good stuff... only not. mmhmm. Now there's something to talk about.... the, er, phase "mmhmm". Is it spelled "mm hmm" or "mmhmm". Tell me what you think. Go ahead and e-mail me. Well. No, don't. Do not e-mail Mike. Ah. What a mystery.
Ah... hello again. right. As I was saying before hand... This person who you wish you'd never met? Yea. Well this person is eating your insides.... from the insides. No time for jokes Mike. Focus. Grrr. I hate that really gay-bright-yellow-with-huge-ass-air-foil-ford-focus. It's really gay. Trust me. So. This person is hurting you. But it is really not the person, but it is you. Yourself that is the "problem". The pain. The hurt. The suffering. The despair. AHHHHHHHHH. ITS THE PIT OF DESPAIR. AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT!!! Wee. So yea. It's really you. And you can't ....... force yourself to face the problem. Simple things. Simple.
Right. That was.... different. *sigh* I guess that I should make that "Mike's sorrow and other crap page...." heh. But hey. If you do not like it here, I encourage (mispelled?) you to close this window and forget about it. Forget about it. haha. wee. So yes yes yes. Man. I hope that girl-who-can-roller-hoc-key teaches me soon! It is going to be a lot of fun. I hope.
So hmmm. What is up with you? If you want, you can e-mail me your responses to British_girls_who_drive_audis@yahoo.com. Because good old uncle Mike cares about the sad people who come and vist his page. So go ahead. Tell Mike. He'll listen (mispelled?). He sure as hell can't spell, but he can listen. Rawk. And oh does it rawk hard.
Yea! Thats a good idea, Mike. Oh Mike, hot, sexy, asian Mike. You are so cool. And so dreamy (mispelled?). I mean, who is cooler than Mike Hsieh. THE MIKE HSIEH. Man... if saying my own name gives me chills, think of what it must do to the ladies. Man. Ouchhh. Brrrrr. Wow. Where was I going with this?!? I can't think. The..... only.... thing.... on..... my mind. That's
Man.... this is one long night at the old webpage for me.... and I actually read what I typed. Some of it (well all of it) doesn't make sense. But the main part that I mean to "correct" is the whole "expressing ... something" part. The whole "person-you'd-never-meet" thing. That... has to be worded differently. But another time. Another time.
Hmmm. Hello. I'm at school right now.
In other news..... let us see. Well at school today, you know that nice girl, who can roller hoc-key? Yea. She just informed me that.... GAHHHH THESE KEYBOARDS SUCK. AND I MEAN SUCK. NOT LIKE SUCKING LIKE A BABY ON A BOTTLE SUCK. MORE LIKE A-HOLE-IN-A-SPACE-SUIT-SUCK. WOW. Anywho..... nice girl who skates. Yes. On wednesday hopefully she will teach/show me some moves and rules to hoc-key. It'll be lots of fun and good times. But the she wants me to go play with the "group"- a.k.a. - people who can really play street hoc-key. In otherwords, Mike is gonna get a beat down. *sob* Nah. It's all good eh? Eh.... I hope so. Hope.
Also today is "beggers nite". Rawk. Rawk hard. Man. Here is what I am going as...
My mask. Man. I know that link is not going to work after next week. Oh well. Let us all be happy, eh? So yes. This nite will be different. I might update latter tonite. Maybe. Maybe not. <
Hello. Yea. I didn't get to go play with the hoc-key people. *sob*. Grrr and I wanted to know. Oh. But if I want to complain/bitch about my parents and issues.... I should get my tips from Emily. Yea. Oh well. There will be other times....
Hello. Wow. Trick-o-treating was ok. Ahhh. Tom, Nathan, and I went out in search of Dean Sebetta. However, we failed. Ahhh. But that is how it is. What can I say? Oh well. So yea. The nice hoc-key girl "showed'' me the basics. The ropes. I suck a lot. And I'm kinda tired. But not too bad. It seems like a good fine/fun time. I hope I can go tomorrow. I'll see if i can coax dad into letting (mispelled?) me play tomorrow. I hope so.
Ohhhhhhhh Donna. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Donna. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Donna. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Donna. ( If you couldn't tell, that was the MxPx cover of that song.)
Man. I. Dunno man. What is up with the homies (mispelled?) that actually check my site? E mail me to tell me about you day. Or your dad. That is what I typed first, by acidicent (mispelled). Either one. Go ahead. Tell me. You can even write me about your mom. It's all good.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh donna...
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... zer. Oh yea I can add a link to there cool site. I'll do that. TA-DAH!!! Its done. So. Yea. I'll update when I have something to update. Good idea eh? I think so too.
So yep. Now that you're gone. I'm all left alone. Something something something. Something to wander and roam. (Also from the MxPx cover song of Donna)
Man. Today has been nothing but mumbo-jumbo and horsefeathers! Well most of it. Ahh well. Hmm there has been some "heat" about this website.... or at least how it is formated. But.................. oh well I might change. Might not.
*drool...* Great God. I just found this wallpaper. It's a good combination (mispelled?) of Patlabor TV series, Patlabor 1 and 2 the movies. Good stuff. Good stuff. And if you don't like it. E-mail me your address and I will come kick your ass. There are somethings you just don't mess with in a man's life. (and women's lives too...) AND Patlabor is one of them. Yea. Even though I haven't the heart yet to work on my patlabor page... I'm thinking about just it off just to not dissapoint any of the fans... Yea I'll take it out. Just like how I will with anyone who messes with Patlabor.
Nahh... I can respect anyone's opinion as long it:
Man, how time flies... I decided to change the wall paper to the logo itself... for reasons. Its more easier on the eye (You can still see the "first" wallpaper below). It also.... comands your soul, mind, body, and spirt. .... or not. But yea. It's cool.
Curses... Man.. Today is not my day for wall papers. I'm about to log out of here... But the wallpaper is.. yea So. Mike found another one.... grrrr. I'll also put a pic of it too...
So yea. Thanks to Tom, and the influnce (mispelled?) of ... a person, I'm working on writing backwards. Mirror writing. I wonder.
Guten tag. Yea. I missed a chance to go to King's Island for free. You might ask 'Why are you bitching about that Mike? It really not that great....' Yea yea. But I could hang out with friends and people. Oh well. Enough.
Man, I look back on these few days and boy do I sound bitter. Hmmm... I guess I am. lol. But not over not going to King's Island... but other things. I guess. Man.... I guess I should delete all this crap... oh well. So yea...
Hello. How are you? yea. This Sunday, bloody sunday, is just really biting my ass. Really hard. Well. I guess I really can not complain too much. There are a lot of other people out there who are having rougher times than some kid who doesn't apreate (mispelled) what he has. Yea. So a solomem (mispelled) lesson learned, folks! Be happy! grumble. I still feel like shit.
All this negative energy being transfered from my finger tips onto my keyboard onto this site.... man. I'll lose all of my readers.... all two of them. Wee. So what? I can be bitter and write about it. Nah... it is just a "phase" a thing that I'm going through. I hope it will pass. However, with everyday that passes, I fear that the only way to "solve" to end to stop to yea is the... expiration of ..... something. Something.
Greetings. I'm in a good mood. For a change. lol great. 'Why?' you might ask. Well really all I can think of is this reason. I'm listening to the Patlabor2 movie soundtrack. It is ........ great. I mean you can tell whats going on with the movie in time of the music. Close your eyes....... just relax.... pure bliss. Mmm.
So. Yes. Let's see. Oh. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll® pop? It took me 370 licks. And it took ...... er ..... superstar (in respect of not revealing names over the net... hahaha) okok sorry tom, I'll try not to say it again... unless provoked (mispelled?). Right. But it took Tom 320. What's with that? Well I guess it depends on the size of the pop, the size of the licks, what kind of lick, maybe the flavour. Maybe. Well email me your results on the whole Tootsie-Roll®-POP-licking-until- the-center thing. OK? You know the e-mail. British_girls_who_drive_audis@yahoo.com
So. Hello, my friends and foes. Hmmm. I know that I have foes. And who knows. Maybe you are a foe reading this site. RIght now. But this is all useless ramble. And thats how it is. Hmmm. Man this patlabor soundtrack is great! I mean. It is just... *chills* Brrrr. Mannn. Patlabor chills. Get'm all the time. Don't you? Honestly. Who does not get Patlabor chills? Really. You just have to ask yourself that. And yea. Brrrrr.
In case you were wondering, no I am not in any danger of catching a cold. You want to know why? Because I understand the reason of you thinking that. But you have to realize that Patlabor chills are.... not chills as in God-damn-it-it-is-so-cold-my-tongue-is-blue-along-with-my-nose, however it is chills as in Oh-my-Mighty-Lord-and-Jesus-and-Jahova(mispelled)-this-is-so-soul-lifting. Right. So Patlabor chills are good. Peasureable (mispelled?) chills. Nice chills. So what was the ... thing that I stated earlier that I didn't answer? Hmmm. Hold on. Why am I not cold. That is it. Ahhh. So you might think 'Ahh He's already answered his question, that dumb bastard.'. Bwhahaha Well no there are other reason why too, my smart-ass friend. It's also because H.E.R.A.S.S.A.N.D.M.I.N.E. Mike Hsieh is one hell of a hot asian guy and any girl wants him. Rawk.
Hello. Man. Today at school.... it was tireing (mispelled?). I am sleeply. Sleeeeeeeeppppppy. AHHH. Those"e's" and "p's" in "Sleeeeeeeeeppppppy" makes me more tried.gah....
Good day. Yes. There is no school on this lovely Friday. Wee. So yea, I hope to do something with the gang. I hope to. Nothing planned... but I'm sure something thing will come up. I must remember to bring a camera. Something cool that needs to taken a picture of (Whoa. Did that make sense? I think not.) um, always happens. Like the dancing bear guy, the hippy (mispelled?) truck, and others... Yea. wow.
So yes. I am noticing that I'm not updating this site too often. I guess it is because I'm too lazy and no one is coming to it. lol. Wee. So yea. I'm just passing time. Time.
Well it is pretty nice of angelfire to rid of that annoying-as-hell-pop-up-every-time-you-go-to-a-angelfire- page. Yes it is. However the Law of Conservation is applied here. Ya know, the
Hmmm Hello. How are you? I'm doing okok. Yea. I did not do anything with Savannah. I probally should. This is really going to kick my ass. I curse myself.
Oh whatca done. Ya beetlebum. She's your gunnnnn. Oh whatca done. You beetlebum.
So yes. Today was an ok day. I didn't do anything, but I didn't lose anything. So what can I say?
Good... er... morning. Its 1:02 AM so it is Sunday. I guess. Oh well. Poor, dumb Mike will be tired as hell when his mom wakes him up at 8:00. Wee. Yea. yea.
Ahhhhh. I'm alittle tired but hey, it is nothing that a bit of Blur can't fix. I hope. lol. But so far it is working. What can I say?
Ahhh. Now you might be thinking ' Hmmmmmmmmm that lazy Mike Hsieh, he just got up. What a bum.'. Ahhh but thats where I got you beat. Beat as an-old-woman-telling-her-grandkids-to-beat-a-dusty-old-rug-beat. Yea, I do. I've been up since 8:00 AM. Wait a minute (mispelled?). Does it matter? No, not at all. Hmmm.
Yea. My dad just came back from JFK. He was rollerblading around the skate park. Around the skatepark, trying to skate, but really shuffling (mispelled?), does not know how to stop, and looking at all the skaters. *sob*. I hope no one was there who knew him. Or Mike. Poor Mike. My God. Everyone there must of been laughing. To see a 50+ year old man, bald and with huge glasses trying to skate. Trying. Oh well.
Hello. How are you? Lets see. I'm good. A lot has happened these past days...
First off,
Okkkk. Sigh. Um lets see here. I got some new stuff: The new Strokes CD, a Cake CD (Grrrrr I bought the wrong one... ) a new 64-CD holder from Case Logic®. Rawk. I also got some Gameboy Colour games: The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages, Dragon Warrior 3, and Lufia: The Legend Returns. Weee. Good games.
I want Girls girls girls girls, Girls I do adoreeeeee, putca number on this paper i would love to date cha.
Ahem. Sorry. A thousand sorrys.
Greetings. How are we today? Right. So yea. Guess what day is today? It's the Strokes concert in Clevland. Agrr. They are pretty good. Most of the songs sound the same... but hey. I really haven't gotten sick of them...... yet. I've heard the CD about 12X now... lol but they are no Weezer. But then again, I don't think they are geek rock. lol.
Yes. Yesterday was the 10th annual Combined Reynoldsburg/Gahanna Orchestra concert. Boy. Weeeeeee zer. Or not. But yea. It was......... different. Only now. It was ... hot. I mean, they did have great seats in the gym. yes. About 500? 600? bodies were cramed into some poorly-ventulated(mispelled) area. Weezer. And there was the pleasent surprise(mispelled?) of ..... people. Yep. Great. Right then.
Mmmhmm. Yep.'Good morning' I guess is a good way to start this. Or something. Mmm hmm. So how was your day yesterday? Well. Mike's day was... to say the least, non-eventful. I had piano lessons. And after that, I got home, and yep. Nothing. Wee. No big eh?
Ok. We all have something we ..... dislike, have somewhat/a lot of hate for right? And I know that to all of my readers out there... ha, might find this .... distrubing(mispelled) but every morning, and through out the day, I curse myself, and the others out there. I curse myself for bringing down a wrath, and I curse the others for contining the wrath. Ever since the event, all I've had is pure, white hatred for myself, and the others. We all have days that change our lives forever. I just had a bad one. I curse myself for being a dick about this.
Gah! Man. check this out! click here! My goodness. That is freaky. At least to me it is .Wow! Gee goly. Oh well. I guess it is possible for another Mike Hsieh.... I guess.
So my friends. Cake. Man. This is crazy. I'm just listening to 'the distance' on repeat. AHH. Crazzy. So yes. Here is the story of how Mike got the 'right' CAKE CD. Well once upon a time, (today) Mike was feeling the need to listen to 'the distance'. So he listened to his radio, like a loyal dog, but the radio gods did not deliver. So, stilling feeling the need, the urge, Mike drove his sister to the libbary to do college things. And Mike went to the Kmart there, because when Mike when like four days ago, they didn't have the right one. So Mike didn't expect to find it. He only went there to vist the girls there. But he actually found it! "TA-DAH!" went Mike. So happy Mike went to the check out line. There he had to wait for about 15 mins. But happy Mike did not mind that much. When he got to the check out place, the old lady there said 'Ahhhh young man, you want to buy this CD eh?' H.E.R.A.S.S.A.N.D.M.I.N.E. Mike Hsieh said 'Yes please, old lady.' 'Ahhhh. How old are you young, man?' 'Why I'm 17, old lady.' 'Oh? Let me see your ID.' 'Yes old lady, here it is' ' Ah. Nice, but you have to be 18 to buy this CD.' 'Akk! Then why did you want to see my ID??'
Hahaha! This story is to be continued another time, friends.
So once again,
Good day to all. How are you? It's all good here. Weee. Jennifer Lopez is on tv. I CAN'T HEAR LTJ!!! AHHHHHH. I hope it will pass. Arggg. She is a ....... different lady. She looks really ugly. Very ugly.
Hello. I just got pack from picking up judy. Mmhmm. Well it wasn't that bad... at all. We went to an anime place,
and I got the INGRAM SPECIAL SHINOHARA AV-98 PATROL LABOR VARIATION SET!!!!
Oh my GOD. IT IS SO COOL.
Ahhhhh. Here she is.
Official Code: AV-98. Production Code: INGRAM. Use: Against LABOR Crime. Manufacturer: Shinohara Heavy Industry, Hachiouji Factory (of couse!). Commencement of Sales: April 1998. Height: 8.02M. Width: 4.37M. Standerd Weight: 6.00 Tons. Full-Equipment Weight: 6.62 Tons. Maximum Weight Lifting Capacity Weight: 2.40 Tons. Armored Materials: CFRP, FRM (Aluminum/Steel). Standerd Equipment: 37mm Revolver Cannon, 90 mm Riot Gun, Stun Stick (for use against LABORS). Minimum Revolving Radius: 3.9M.
Ladies. Hello. What's up? I know that it's been awhile... but since no one ever comes here... it really doesn't matter. Eh? yes. So. I am not feeling so sad, bitter, and angry right now. I have been able to "press" it down. I hope it is here to stay.... and the evil feelings gone... but we all know that will never happen... *sigh* Those feelings will return.... with the coming and success of a cult of people. Wow. That sounded...... yea. *sigh* I guess those feelings have returned.
Why can I not feel happy? I know the answers... the people that set my feelings have no idea. I guess/know it is really my fault and should do something about it... but i don't know what to do. Meanwhile, there goes a peaceful exstance between us. *sigh* I feel like an ass by doing this. I'm sorry, but until there comes a better solution that pops into my head, I shall continue to act this way.
Happy New year! Okok. So it's not the new year... but I'm only 12 days late... it could be worse...
So whats up? Not much here.... those fun fun exams are coming right up now aren't they? Weezer. How cool is that?
Hello there ladies. How are you? Ahh well many things have happened since the last fateful day of ...
Well this site is now linked from my German teacher's website. She is protecting me from the monsters on the internet by calling me "Hans". How weird. lol.
What else? Well I thought that I was 100% over my whole bitching phase. My problem. Well. I thought I was completely happy with everything, I had let it go. Well it is only because I have not... converse with them for quite sometime. *sigh* Mike, you are one sad little boy.
Guten tag. Wie gehts? Yea. I'm here. Downloading some weezer mp3's that will be on their new CD. Can't wait. Kinda. Yea.
I gotta find a new opening picture for this place... the FABIO pic I had died,,,, great huh? If you have any suggestions... e-mail me at my new e-mail: who_can_kick_your_huge_pasty_ass@yahoo.com. It's my new e-mail address for this site. mm hmm.
Ok.
Hello. I'm trying to add a new pic... cuz my FABIO pic died... *sigh* what a world. What a world.
So yea. Some crazy weather we've been getting.... winter's coming back though... oh well.Super Smash Brothers melee is one good game, ladies. You should get it. I love that game, even though I do not own it. ... its good. Take it from big Mike.
Hello you. I've been tired lately, even a bit sick? Maybe, Don't worry kiddies, old Mike will be up and running before you can say "And on that day, What else could I say? I said. Heres to you getting drunk, and all of your good luck, you're going to need it." My goodness. What a good song.
So yes. How about them Blue Jackets? What? They suck? They lose every game? How is that possible? They are so good aren't they? Oh wait. They aren't. Sorry.
So. Ladies. How are we today? I hope that we are doing good. Don't let the guys push you around.
Hey! Happy Ground thing day! Did it see its' shadow? DID HE? DID SHE? DID IT?
Hey! I also got a new pic for the intro of this site! How cool is that? It rocks hard. Hard as a mink. Or something. Well it is kinda big... but I like it. I'll change the pic from time to time.
The day is young... I will probally update this later.
Hello there. How are you? I'm good. Fine well and good I might add. Heh. You might just be asking to yourself, right now, what the great Mike Hsieh is doing right now. Well you wanna know? You think you are good enough to know about the god-like Mike Hsieh? Huh? Do you? I bet you do. Well I'm talking to Mackenze right now. Man. Need I say more? I think not.
Yes! So much time has gone by... I am no longer feeling .... spiteful (mispelled?) about the whole... "problem". I have cleared it up.... however.. things still need to be fixed. I hope that they will be in their own good time.
So. I added a new link... its to Keenan's Website! It is pretty cool. Much much better than this one... *ahem* but i do update mine more... ooooo what now? heh.
Ahh. Hello friends. I'm sitting here, typing this, without mouse support!!! What now!!! WHO IS GOD?? Ah. I thought so.
Aghh. I've been thinking. Maybe I should redo the format of this site.... The new updates on the bottom.. and the old stuff on top.... *sigh* I like the old stuff... Oh well. Don't worry ladies...
Good news!!! Kennan is making me a banner!!! well ok. a few banners. heh heh. It's really just a couple...... (4) *ahem* So enough about him... hah hah. Thanks Kennis.
I've been thinking about putting this whole site in bold..... let me try it.... It's cool. I like it. It's better than the wussy text. Right. lol.
He-llo girls, (ha Keenan, I used girls, not ladies WHAT NOW BI-YOCH??!?!?) how are you today? I'm just great. I know how much you care about H.E.R.A.S.S.A.N.D.M.I.N.E. Mike Hsieh. Hmm. H.E.R.A.S.S.A.N.D.M.I.N.E. Mike Hsieh.... it is getting kinda tired.... SOOOO out of respect to H.E.R.A.S.S.A.N.D.M.I.N.E., I will graciously change it to : H.E.R.A.S.S.I.S.F.I.N.E. Mike Hsieh. Better no? It stands for "Hot-Exquisite-Refined-Awe inspiring-Saintly-Sexy-Irresistible-Sprightly- Frisky-Intense-Neo-Elegant". Hmm I like that a bit better than "Hot-Exquisite-Refined-Awe inspiring-Saintly-Sexy-Aesthetic- Noble-Divine-Marvelous-Intense-Neo-Elegant" Gah. It looks like this page has run out of room..
A cool pic of
Patlabor. Has everything but the OVA. (the first wallpaper)
The second wallpaper
The third wallpaper.
Ahhhhh. Jonessss.
Yes. I know I'm taking images from the website. But they are soo cool...
Cool places to go.
heh. my old site...
The onion. Need I say more?
Jones Soda man. Rawk.
Nathan's Old Ass (and he means OLD ASS) Website.
Blur! Rawk.
Weezer. Wee.
The Strokes! Good stuff.
Hey! It's SOAPS!
CAKE
IT IS ROB'S PIT-O-DESPARE!!! ARGGG!
A brit punk/ska band... how cool is that??!?
Kennan's Website!! It is really good.