A shot of a man's back looking towards the sun. The man begins to walk the grassy areas and the camera follows while the Opening Rap Theme starts and credits. Son of Ricky sees a group of Asian thugs. Camera shot of all the Asian Ghetto Wannabe Punks giving Son of Ricky the eye.
THUG #1: Well well boys, what have we got here eh?
THUG #2: Look, he wears old kung-fu clothes. What are you guy? Bruce Lee?!
All the thugs begin to laugh. Son of Ricky looks at them in quiet. The Thugs begin to get pissed.
THUG #3: WHAT THE FUCK!
Son of Ricky closes his eyes in pain. A flashback occurs and you see a young man and an old man sitting down.
OLD MAN: Don't use your skills for evil little one.
YOUNG MAN: I WON'T FATHER!
Back to real time, Son of Ricky opens his eyes and looks painful.
Son of Ricky: (softly) I'm sorry….father…
THUG #1: WHAT THE FUCK!
THUG #2: Let's rape him, heh heh heh.
THUG #4: What's wrong guy, DON'T PENIS IN YOUR ANUS?
Son of Ricky: My name isn't guy, it's Ronald!
Ronald throws his fist at THUG #1 and the thug falls back. THUG #2 attacks Ronald but Ronald punches his arm off. THUG #3 gets his eyes gourged out. THUG #4 runs up to Ronald with a switchblade, but accidently trips and stabs himself in the face. THUG #1 gets up and charges at Ronald, who somehow gets his hands in the thug's pants and rip out his balls. Ronald eats THUG #1's balls in front of him and walks away. The Thugs are all in pain.
THUG #4: Who is that man?
THUG #2: He is Ronald.
TITLE APPEARS: "SON OF RICKY: THE REVENGE OF THE FAT FUCK"
Ronald walks into a park in sadness. He feels pain for using his skills against real people. He wipes his tears away and sees kids playing in a playground. He smiles and beings to walk towards the kids. The kids are laughing when suddenly two men come out of no where with bats and take the little kids head off. Ronald stops in his steps in horror and begins to run towards the men.
RONALD: WHY DID YOU DO THAT? THEY WERE JUST CHILDREN!
BANNER: WHO THE……WHAT YOU WANT MAN?!
TANNER: YEA! WHAT YOU WANT?!
RONALD: You killed those innocent children!
BANNER: They weren't innocent, they had just raped a little girl!
TANNER: Raped a little girl!
RONALD: (shocked) Whhaaatt?
BANNER: You are in Cocktown man! Know your role! Don't fuck with the Goochie Clan!
TANNER: Yea! Don't fuck with the Goochie Clan!
BANNER: We'll kill you and then fuck your father's wife!
TANNER: Yea! BANG BANG ALL NIGHT!
The two men leave.
RONALD: Goochie Clan? Cocktown? Where the hell am I?
Flashback time again. This time you see the same old guy and young guy.
OLD MAN: Ronald, don't ever go to Cocktown, there's the dangerous Goochie Clan there.
Back to real time, Ronald opens his eyes wide.
RONALD: OH FUCK!
Flute sounds suddenly appears. Ronald looks around in confused. He quickly runs away because he fears Cocktown. Before he can get far, a fat man appears out of no where. He laughs like a bear at Ronald.
RONALD: What do you want there fattie?
SOY SAUCE: I want to help you Ronald, I'm here to help you.
RONALD: I work alone, I don't need your help fattie.
SOY SAUCE: What?! Then I will take you down, take you down in Cocktown!
GreatTeacherJoE: Soy Sauce begins to dash towards Ronald, but Ronald steps back and trips him. Soy Sauce falls hard to the ground and creates an Earthquake. Ronald shakes violently as Soy Sauce gets up and smirks at Ronald.
SOY SAUCE: My name is Soy Sauce, and now it's Soy time!
RONALD: WOW! Your Earthquake is amazing Soy Sauce, join me!
SOY SAUCE: TOO LATE!
Soy Sauce grabs Ronald's face and squeezes. Ronald's face begins to bleed and he screams in pain as the fat man laughs. Ronald picks up a rock and smashes it on Soy Sauce's head. Soy Sauce falls back and Ronald wipes away the blood. Then he screams in rage and begins to pummel Soy Sauce's stomach. Soy Sauce pukes out chunks and Ronald gives his stomach a final kick. Soy Sauce pukes out his guts and the impact of the kick makes his eyeballs fall out. Soy Sauce screams in pain as the blood gushes out. Ronald quickly runs away.
SCENE 3 - Fat Fuck's Office
A terribly fat obese fuck is sitting on a leather chair, fondling his own man breast. A beaten up man runs into his office, disturbing his peace.
BEAT UP MAN: (panting) Boss! There's been a fighter release! He's beat me up! He was Asian and had kung fu skills!
The fat boss closed his hands into a fist and slams on the table.
FAT FUCK: RICKY-OH!
BEAT UP MAN: Should we send out our men?
FAT FUCK: Send out the Elite Four (giggling).
The beat up man makes a face of intense fear.
SCENE 4 - Elite Four's Hideout
Four men are in a room, doing random things to kill time. The beat up man runs in.
BEAT UP MAN: THE BOSS CALLS UPON YOUR FORCES! HE WANTS YOU TO TAKE OUT A MAN NAME RIKI-OH!
Wasabi walks up to the beat up man.
WASABI: What the fuck huh?!
BEAT UP MAN: (scared) Mommy!
The beat up man urinates in his pants due to intense fear and the Elite Four begins to laugh. Pootie walks up to the beat up man and laughs in his face.
POOTIE: You are fucked man!
Pootie makes a hand gesture at Crepe and Krome to hold on to the beat up man's arms. The beat up man begins to yell while Pootie beats up on him. Wasabi stands back and laughs. The beat up man pukes out blood and Wasabi comes at him with a knife and cuts his nose off in one swipe. They all leave the beat up man on the floor crying.
SCENE 5 - Ronald Gets Head
Ronald walks along a path looking down and thinking about things. He looks up at the sun hopelessly.
RONALD: What can I do? This world is so big, I can't go on like this! (sigh)
From a distance, a man appears out of the bushes in one hop. Ronald stands back in surprise. The man suddenly begins to laugh.
RONALD: (Furious) WHO ARE YOU?!
The man begins to laugh, and then he suddenly disappears. Ronald stands back, startled. Then suddenly a man headbutts him in the side. Ronald falls to the ground while the man laughs above him. Ronald jumps up and tries to kick the man in the head, but the man seems to be unharmed. Once again, the man laughs. He grabs Ronald's head and continuously smashes Ronald's face in his head. Ronald's face begins to bleed. Suddenly, Ronald bites the man in the head. The man begins to scream uncontrollably. He jumps back and grabs onto the blood gushing out of his head.
RONALD: It's a shame to let a head go to waste.
Ronald kicks the man's face and his head explodes. Ronald wipes the blood away and begins to run
SCENE 6 - Unexpected Encounter
A man is squatting in the bushes with his pants down. He is mumbling the words to "Louie Louie" quietly to himself. He pulls his pants up and begins to sing the song quietly again. He journeys onto a path only to bump into Crepe and Krome.
CREPE: What the FUCK eh?
POOPING MAN: I'm sorry, oh.
KROME: You stepped on my shoe old man!
POOPING MAN: I'm sorry, oh.
CREPE: What the HELL eh?
POOPING MAN: I'm sorry, oh.
KROME: My grandaddy buy me these shoes man! Do you know what I do to people who fuck up my shoe man eh?!
POOPING MAN: I'M SORRY, OOOHHH!
The man runs back into the bushes and proceeds to diarrhea in the bushes. The two members of the Elite Four look at him in disgust. The man's knees is trembling and he accidently falls into his own pile of feces. The two members laugh at him. The man begins to cry. The man's arm suddenly comes off. The man stares in horror and he quickly turns around, only to see Wasabi walking towards him with a throwing knife. Wasabi throws the knife in between the man's eyes. Wasabi looks at Crepe and Krome.
WASABI: Quickly, clean this man up. We can sex his body up!
The two look at each other uncomfortably.
WASABI: (Furious) DO IT YOU BASTARDS!
The two men scatter to carry the dead man covered in feces away. Wasabi looks on and nods in delight.