MATT: Welcome to Chucky Mortal Combat!!!

MICHEAL: My Pants Dropped!

MATT: Okkayyy...

MICHEAL: Today we have a thrilling... (maybe) match between Chucky And Micheal Myers for No. 1 Condetendership For The Champion's Title! Jason must be... well... not really. I don't think Jason ever gets scared.

MATT: I sure as **** do!

MICHEAL: HERE WE GO!

CHUCKY: Don't F*CK With The Chuck!

MICHEAL MYERS: Mmph.

MATT: They're off! And so are my pants!

MICHEAL: You need to buy a belt man!

MICHEAL MYERS: Mmph! Mmph! Mmpppph!

MATT: OH MY GOD! CHUCKY IS SENDING MICHEALS REELING!

MICHEAL: Can I borrow a quarter?

MATT: **** off. Anyway, Chucky is taking a knife to Micheal Myer's leg!

MICHEAL: He's gonna need some runes after that one!

MATT: That wasn't funny.

MICHEAL: It's over almost! Chucky is going cut off Myer's head!

MATT: No, wait! Myer's has a jar of...

CHUCKY: GASP!

MICHEAL: ACID!

(Chucky gets burned alive!)

MICHEAL: I guess this means that Micheal Myers will fight Jason!

MATT: No wait...!

MICHEAL: Oh my! I guess it would be a good time to wait to change!

MATT: No! Look!

(Chucky, burned alive, whips out a huge ax, the size of an computer, prepares to kill Myers!)

CHUCKY: Any last words?

MICHEAL MYERS: Mmph.

MICHEAL: HE CUT OFF HIS HEAD! HE'S DEAD! CHUCKY WINS! CHUCKY WINS!!!

THE MATCH IS OVER! THE NO.1 Condenter Is Chucky! Of course, using mystical runes, Micheal Myers will be back!