MATT: And those with pants too! This No-Pay-Per-View has 10 killer matches with loads of crap happening! ANYTHING can happen and will!
(Private Thought Of Matt: What is that a rip-off of?)
MIKE: And I'm sitting next to O.J. Simpson!
MICHEAL JACKSON: No, I'm Micheal Jackson. There's a big difference. I LOVE YOU ALL!
MIKE: Our first of ten kill @$$ fights is up now! Here's the story behind Leatherface and Jack Frost...
(Leather face looks at Jack Frost)
MATT: That would make anyone fight someone!
MICHEAL JACKSON: Yes, Jack Frost is gay. I LOVE YOU ALL!
MIKE: Will you stop saying that?
MICHEAL JACKSON: Okay, I LOVE YOU ALL!
MIKE: What could be better than a fight between a immobile snowman and Leatherface?MJ: He can't move?
MATT: You know, how everyone named Micheal gets they're name changed?
(Jack Frost and Leatherface stare into each others eyes)
(Suddenly, the undeadly Jack Frosts melts 5 feet away)
(Leatherface cuts the s*mb*tch in two with a chainsaw! H*ll yeah!)
MIKE: Well... actually, that sucked!MJ: Hey, who's that?
MATT: It's those idiots from last night...
(They kill Leatherface together but when Hook Hands cuts off Leatherface's head, he accidentaly rips off the mask of Ghostface/Scream Dude!)MJ: OH MY G*D, IT'S...
MATT, MIKE, MJ: HITLER!!! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!!!(Hitler rips off Hook Hand's mask revealing his face)
MATT: OH MY G*D IT'S...
MATT, MIKE, MJ: OSMA BIN LADEN! I KIND OF THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!(Osma bin Laden and Hitler start to throw punches) MJ: This can only mean one thing!
MATT: Payless has a sale going on?
MIKE: No! Osma bin Laden and Hitler are gonna get it on RIGHT HERE!!!
MIKE: I guess this is our second match of the night!MJ: Hitler and Osma bin Laden! This is gonna rock serious @$$!
(Osma bin Laden takes a board, busts it over Hitler's head)
OSMA BIN LADEN: Tjhdkjh Tjshjfhk! Translation: Take this, you sorry b*st*rd! I am king of evil now!
HITLER: Jarbin Korisa! Translation: I think not, only one act of terror idiot!
OSMA BIN LADEN: AHDJKDSHKJ! Translation: Hey! I am TRUE king now! You s*ck! You are dead!
HITLER: HA HA HA HA Hhsjkh! Translation: HA HA HA HA If only you knew! I can't die!
OSMA BIN LADEN: Jdfhkhfk? Translation: Say What Now?
HITLER: Hhjfhkjhkj! Translation: My magic amulet of doom protects me from dying!
OSMA BIN LADEN: Hjdkjhfkj! Translation: Then why the h*ll didn't you use it have us just speak in english???
HITLER: Oh! Translation: Oh!
(Osma bin Laden looks very worried now!)
OSMA BIN LADEN: Where did you get that?
HITLER: From that little Leprechaun dude we killed!
OSMA BIN LADEN: Ahhhh. You mean the one that looks like this?
(Amulets touch each other and Hitler's and Osma bin Laden's amulets and arms blew off!)
OSMA BIN LADEN AND HITLER: Mommyyyyy!
HITLER: You IDIOT! Now we can both die, and we don't have arms! I'm gonna kick you in the n*ts!
OSMA BIN LADEN: Not If I Do It First!
(Osma bin Laden accidently loses his leg after kicking Hitler in the n*ts to hard! Hitler loses a leg too.)
HITLER: I'm going to kick you in the chin, m*therf*cker!
OSMA BIN LADEN: At least I'm good at it!
(Osma bin Laden tries throw an ax in the air at Hitler but accidently cuts of Hitlers and his leg)
HITLER: Now we're torso men!
OSMA BIN LADEN: I'm going to eat your nose!
(Osma bin Laden eats Hitler noses, but chokes on it and dies slowly)
OSMA BIN LADEN: These are my final words...you s*ck tailiban, for not helping me! Ughhh!
HITLER: (In A Funny Tone Because He Has No Nose) I Win!
(Leprechaun shows up!)
Leprechaun: Welll...time for you to finally go to h*ll! HA HA HA HA!HITLER: To The Neo-Nazi's out there... thanks, you were a BIG help! Yeah right...MOMMY!
(Hitler's head is sliced off!)
MIKE: Well, Hitler and Osma bin Laden are now both dead! And these are two people we are not gonna bring back!
MATT: Well, our next fighters are famous for one thing...
MJ: Thiller! Oh!
MATT: No I mean...
MJ: I'm just a thriller! Thriller!
MIKE: YOU CAN SING LATER!
MJ: Oh okay! I LOVE YOU ALL!
MIKE: I told you not to do that!
MJ: Okayyy...