July 7, 2002

<*> OOCly, Holly says, "The Elvish Epagan."

You say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!"

<*> OOCly, Holly says, "It's Z!"

<*> OOCly, Holly says, "Guess what Z?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "I'm feeling moderately better, now."

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "Hello."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "What?"

<*> OOCly, Holly says, "The Return of the Vengeance of the Son of the Love Polygon!"

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "Better from what?"

<*> OOCly, Jeb mwahahaahahahahas

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "Love Septigon!"

From afar, Holly needs some data on the other personalities at some point.

<*> OOCly, Elemental says, "If we have any equivalent of Amanda in the party, I quit and will try to take as many of you with me as I can, mmkay?"

<*> OOCly, Jeb says, "Nothing like Amanda."

<*> OOCly, Holly says, "Ok.."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "At least I have some inkling of what is likely wrong with my computer."

<*> OOCly, Holly says, "What?"

<*> OOCly, Jeb says, "What"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Do you need to shoot it?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Power supply blew, we think."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "It shot itself."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "OUCH"

<*> OOCly, Holly says, "suxx0r."

<*> OOCly, Jeb nods, "That's what caused me tp miss the last sesion of last summer's M:EF

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "That is the absolute worst."

From afar, Holly is *still* considering sending replacement characters, btw.

<*> OOCly, Elemental says, "No. A hard drive crash is the worst. That's the second worst."

Elemental pages: There was something else we were discussing. I'm considering retiring Enola in the near future. I just don't really see where she can develop and she doesn't really have any built-in plot hooks.

<*> OOCly, Jeb says, "I agree with Elemental."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Now, did you get the character, Al/"

<*> OOCly, Holly always thought the time his uncle took a riffle to his computer was the worst.

<*> OOCly, Jeb laughs, "Both happned to me in the past year.

<*> OOCly, Jeb says, "I have the character"

<*> OOCly, Holly will take the Medic?

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Ditto. Hard drive crash is THE worst."

You paged Holly with 'You are Yum-Y-PIL-6'.

You publicly roll 8d20 and get: 84

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Ymmy."

Tabletop Room 3(#1902RAJLMhns$)

A small candle flickers at the high table where the Storyteller sits, his face barely illuminated by the candle. Piles of books have been placed on the far right of the high table, and a large, green binder sits in front of the Storyteller. Two large, lumpy blue sofas sit on each side of a long table, where the players assume the roles of their characters in the World of Darkness. Various dice, character sheets, and empty pizza boxes are scattered about the table. Aside from the candle on the Storyteller's desk, there are four candles spaced evenly down the middle of the table, providing some light to the players. On the walls are various drawings of characters portrayed in the chronicle.

Contents:

Elemental

The All-Purpose Vending Machine(#2465V$)

Mattson

Pointier-B-OSS-6

Anton

Yum-Y-PIL-6

Directions for New Characters(#4610V$)

Obvious exits:

Out <O>

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 waves.

Elemental pages: What do you think? Or do you want to discuss this later?

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 waves back, then pokes Joe

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 sprays Yum with Green paint.

Anton pokes Yum-Y-PIL-6 with a cattle prod.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 infects the both of them with intelligent Anthrax.

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 then shoots the traitor of wereing a color above there security clearance

You paged Elemental with 'I won't stop you from changing characters, but I know you know it isn't my favorite option, either.'.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 invokes Mutant Power "Ignore Twit".

Elemental pages: Yeah. It's not certain yet, I just wanted to sound out what you'd think.

Pointier-B-OSS-6 pages: How do the rolls work?

<*> OOCly, Anton manages to convinces the intellience Anthrax that infecting him would be only a very short term solution to it's brief longevity problem.

Pointier-B-OSS-6 pages: BTW Hail Comrade Eclipse!

Elemental pages: If I do change, it won't be till the current plot strands are resolved, and Enola can either split from the party or meet a heroic end. ;-)

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Could someone give me the command for separating out my dice rolls, again?"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "In the word sof one of my favorite anime characters 'baka.'"

Sorry, Elena is not connected.

No one to page.

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 says, "+roll"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 has reconnected.

You paged Elemental with 'That's a big relief. Nothing like trying to introduce a new character into a plot thread based on all the other characters being wanted criminals...'.

You publicly roll 8d20 and get: 94

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "No, I mean splitting them so I see each die."

Elemental pages: Actually there is. Trying to get a destructive PC out of the group ASAP without killing them or damaging the plot.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 begins reading the directions of setting up your character for OGR.

Directions for New Characters glows slightly as it is read.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "&roll.default me=show"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "&roll.style me=full"

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'Do you know how to stat up?'.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: Nope.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "And who would you like to be, Joe?"

From afar, Yum-Y-PIL-6 is a Paranoia Virgin.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, ""I wanna be the Pwesident of the United States!""

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "Megabyte!"

Set.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Ooo. Good choice."

Set.

Elemental pages: I'm toying with ideas. One is a Faithful devoted to a god no-one else has heard of. Essentially, he was in a bad situation, and about to die, he called out to the gods and this really obscure god saved him. So he's trying to start a religion from scratch as repayment.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "I mean of the character concepts I listed... How about you, John?"

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "The what of the who now?"

Long distance to Elemental: Dayzdark chuckles. "Cool."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "I will just watch. I prefer to enter armed with what to do and not do."

Elemental pages: Nothing solid yet, though.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Cybernetic super solider, engineer/sniper, Mutant Pilot, and Science and Communications Officer is left."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Of the list of character concepts I listed on GCP."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Burn all the books!"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Or wait, is the CoC? I always get confused."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "John, this is a game about NOT knowing what to do and what not to do. Join us. The more, the merrier."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Join us! Join us! Join us!"

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 says, "Fall to the ddark side John."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "I hate making dumb mistakes. Its a pride thing. Stupid but there. I never like to enter with out an idea of whats going on. And I know absolutely zero about the system beyond teh basic premise."

<*> OOCly, Elemental says, "True. I played Paranoia not knowing one of the rules."

<*> OOCly, Elemental says, "And half the fun of Paranois is actually making dumb mistakes."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "We'll all be making stupid mistakes."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 likes them even less than John does.

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 sighs, "He has a pride thing with it. I tried convincing him earlier.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "If *my* ego can take the beating.."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Difference is you want yours to in this case. I don't."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 shrugs "Ah well."

<*> OOCly, Elemental says, "They say great acting is stripping yourself of all ego."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Oh. Like wow dude. That's like, all Zen and stuff. Yo."

Elemental pages: It's not that I don't like Enola, but I don't feel I can do much with her.

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "I tried honest. Should I lie now?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "I'll tell you what. I'll give you a website with the rules online. It takes about 15-30 minutes to read."

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "It's not hard for me, my ego is like one of those starving Ethiopian kids."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "What, smelly and covered in flies?"

Elemental pages: If you can point out something I missed, go right ahead....

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "No, thin and almost non-existant."

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "Oh! Could I play one of those?"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Nobody starves in Alpha Complex, citizen."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "The food is always nutritious, delicious, and filling."

Database checkpoint in progress - stand by...

Database checkpoint complete.

Mattson pages: I'll pass. I only agreed to jump on under the premise of lurk and work.

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "This is Elephant poo!"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Anyone who says otherwise is a commie mutant traitor, and should report to the nearest termination booth, with a new, minty aroma."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "http://paranoia-rpg.com/"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "If the frikkin server will work..."

<*> OOCly, Elemental says, "This is a tangent, but I'd like to try a one-off one day where each player has something like 10 PC's each. Needless to say, they die like flies."

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "..,. okay..."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Might be fun."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 wants to play frikken Wraith.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Fuck it. Al, could you blank out your stats and send everyone a copy of the character sheet please?"

<*> OOCly, Elemental says, "Pit them against Elminister or something."

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 says, "Why?"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Try this one: http://users.tellurian.net/benmc/paranoia/enter.htm"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Because my sheets are dead and the online rules appear to be down..."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 points!

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Click the link, bucko."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Ah."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 4d20 and gets: 11/6/9/4 Total: 30

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark nods. "Sorry to do this to you, Al, but yours is the only one that escaped my email before my comp blew."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 4d6 and gets: 3/3/2/4 Total: 12

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 4d6 and gets: 4/6/5/3 Total: 18

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 4d6 and gets: 4/1/6/6 Total: 17

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 1d6 and gets: 2 Total: 2

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "Still getting bubkus St. Zip."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Paranoia is entirely based on d20s. Each skill has a number, and you need to roll beneath that number to succeed at a skill, unless - and I'm paraphrasing the rules here - I think a hose job would be more fun."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 thinks Z needs to seperate his MEF rules and Paranoia rules, actually.

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 says, "Shit. You wanted me ot balnke it out right? I sent the wrong one."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "You have 8 stats - Strength, Dexterity, Agility, Endurance, Moxie, Chutzpah, Power, and Mechanical Aptitude (abbreviated as Mecha)."

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 says, "Delet the one I jsut sent"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "No one look at that email. Delete it unread."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "... Whoops."

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "You know I had to change my e-mail adrees to dr_xaige@yahoo.com?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Strength is pretty obvious. Dexterity deals with hand-eye coordination and is essential to firearms skills. Agility aids melee skills and grenade-tossing."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Pointier Boss.. Pointy haired boss.. Hehehe."

<*> OOCly, Elemental says, "Don't fail that."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 has partially disconnected.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Moxie is kind of like intelligence. Chutzpah is the quality of a man who kills both his parents and begs for mercy because he's an orphan...and actually gets off. Power is your chance to use your treasonous mutant power. Mecha is also pretty self-explanatory."

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "How about a survival nut who's been cryogenically frozen in an abandoned iron mine in the midwest?"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 didn't see that on the list.

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 says, "Joe, what's your e-mail?"

<*> OOCly, Elemental says, "The definition of chutzpah I heard was the little boy who pees through a leterbox, then rings the bell and asks how far it went."

<*> OOCly, Anton grabs the list and a pen. "Now it is!"

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "dr_xaige@yahoo.com"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "So, testicular fortitude?"

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "Ew..."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Which a combination of LVL 8 Fortitude, lvl 3 Presence, and Lvl 4 Protean."

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 says, "Ok, sent. Open the one with the attachment"

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "I would think that some Vissicude would be needed, since you can change your body into blood, I'm sure you can change it into other bodily fluids."

Pointier-B-OSS-6 has disconnected.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "And he forgot to attach it.."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Service groups are different professional bureaucracies you belong to. If you're in Internal Security, you're an undercover op spying on the group for evidence of treason. Technical Services keeps shit working. Housing Preservation & Development and Mind Control are pretty much the non-MIB NWO. Armed Forces are the army. Production, Logistics, & Commissary run the factories. Power Services keeps the lights on. Research & Design build new tech. Central Processing Unit is the oil that makes sure all the other cogs are running while taking their cut of everyone else's work."

Pointier-B-OSS-6 has connected.

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 says, "Ok. I am back"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Service groups are different professional bureaucracies you belong to. If you're in Internal Security, you're an undercover op spying on the group for evidence of treason. Technical Services keeps shit working. Housing Preservation & Development and Mind Control are pretty much the non-MIB NWO. Armed Forces are the army. Production, Logistics, & Commissary run the factories. Power Services keeps the lights on. Research & Design build new tech. Central Processing Unit is the oil that makes sure all the other cogs are running while taking their cut of everyone else's work. (Repost for Al)"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 is?

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "PLC&MC. You'll be carrying all the rations on this mission and distributing all the hormone suppressants, vaccines, and happy pills."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Pontier is CPU, of course."

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 smiles

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "PLC&MC? *doesn't see the expanded version above*"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark smacks forehead. "I mean HPD&MC."

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "I can't open the file and when I do it's just an advertizement for MSN."

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 says, "Which file?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "It's up, now. http://paranoia-rpg.com/"

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "All there is is @file."

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 says, "It was in .doc format, because motmail was a bitch and didn't download the text file z sent me"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "You didn't attach it to the second email.."

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "I only got .txt"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Can you copy and paste it to the message body?"

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "I have nothing in the body."

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 says, "Sent"

<*> OOCly, Pointier-B-OSS-6 just sent it in .txt

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "God, I hate Yahoo..."

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "Can I have a Windows 95 install disk as tech stuff?"

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'You get 50 doses of experimental Happy, 6 doses of BTox, 6 doses of ATox, 24 doses of Vaccine, 12 doses of Regen, and 6 doses of Tranq from R&D to test out. You also get an experimental dart gun with 24 hypodermic darts.'.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Anton, which character concept would you like?"

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "How about an EMP shockgun?"

<*> OOCly, Anton says, "Probably the techie."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "That's above your security clearance, citizen."

<*> OOCly, Anton hack, hack, hack. "Now it is."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Then you will be Jim-Y-BND-6."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Okay."

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'anton You're real name is James-B-OND-6, but Jim is your cover name. You're a plant for Int Sec and you're only pretending to be a techie. You know bubkis about tech stuff, actually, but don't let on.'.

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'disregard that.'.

<*> OOCly, Pointier waits

Yum-Y-PIL-6 has disconnected.

I don't recognize anton.

No one to page.

I don't recognize Jim-Y-BND-6.

No one to page.

I don't recognize Jim-Y.

No one to page.

Tabletop Room 3(#1902RAJLMhns$)

A small candle flickers at the high table where the Storyteller sits, his face barely illuminated by the candle. Piles of books have been placed on the far right of the high table, and a large, green binder sits in front of the Storyteller. Two large, lumpy blue sofas sit on each side of a long table, where the players assume the roles of their characters in the World of Darkness. Various dice, character sheets, and empty pizza boxes are scattered about the table. Aside from the candle on the Storyteller's desk, there are four candles spaced evenly down the middle of the table, providing some light to the players. On the walls are various drawings of characters portrayed in the chronicle.

Contents:

Elemental

The All-Purpose Vending Machine(#2465V$)

Mattson

Pointier

Jimmy

Directions for New Characters(#4610V$)

Obvious exits:

Out <O>

You paged Jimmy with 'You're real name is James-B-OND-6, but Jim is your cover name. You're a plant for Int Sec and you're only pretending to be a techie. You know bubkis about tech stuff, actually, but don't let on.'.

Jimmy pages: Aw... no tech stuff?

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Jimmy Bond. Why not Frohickie?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "If you have a Y (Yellow) in the middle part of your name, you are of a lower security clearance than if you have a B (for Blue)"

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Tyson just told be he needs tyo reboot"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark nods.

<*> OOCly, Pointier is Blue cleanace

You paged Jimmy with 'From R&D, you are given an experimental multi-rifle with four settings - Stun, Kill, Armor Piercing, and Nuke.'.

Jimmy pages: What's the little red button for?"

You paged Mattson with 'Sure you don't want to join? This is about as serious an RPG as a two minute cartoon is serious cinema.'.

You paged Mattson with 'Now that the rules are functional...'.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Jimmy is from Technical Services."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Dinner, tell me when we fry some circutry."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 has connected.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: What was my collection of pills again?

You paged Jimmy with 'That's not a button, that's the warning LED, you doof.'.

Mattson pages: I need to NPC gen anyway. If I had all my old notes from befoer my harddrive went poof, I might consider.

Elemental has disconnected.

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "What the fuck is a LED?"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Light Emmiting Diode."

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'You get 50 doses of experimental Happy, 6 doses of BTox, 6 doses of ATox, 24 doses of Vaccine, 12 doses of Regen, and 6 doses of Tranq from R&D to test out. You also get an experimental dart gun with 24 hypodermic darts.'.

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "So a greebler."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: Experimental means dangerous, doesn't it?

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "So, skills and stats?"

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'Of course not! Only a commie mutant traitor would believe the Computer, in its loving wisdom, would test dangerous devices and/or materials on its citizens! Are you a commie?'.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Everyone have that player's guide handy?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "http://paranoia-rpg.com/"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: I don't know. Maybe. I haven't told yet.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Ok"

Pointier pages: I keept all the gneral skills, but bloted out the spectific ones. Should I have keep the specific ones, or are those one a player by plaer basis?

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'Actually, you belong to Free Enterprise, which seeks to make as much wealth as possible. Your treasonous mutant power is X-Ray vision.'.

You paged Pointier with 'Actually, it would have been better if you just erased the numbers, as the skills take a bit to type up.'.

Pointier pages: Ok, I will alter and send another sheet.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: Oh, that'll be useful.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "I'm giving each of you 40 skill points, in my benevolence. You may not raise any skill above 12 unless it is listed under your service group, and those can't be higher than 14."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Basic stats?"

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'Anyone finds out you have it, though, and you're dead, got it?'.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Usually, it's a series of d20 rolls, but in my benevolence, I'm granting you 100 points to distribute among skills."

From afar, Yum-Y-PIL-6 nods

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'jimmy Your secret society is First Church of Jesus Christ Computer-Programmer. Your mutant power is Deep Probe.'.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Fuck all. Gotta get the pages right..."

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'Disregard that'.

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "I am watching and the fact he said 'my benevolence' in his last two sentences makes me nervous."

You paged Jimmy with 'Your secret society is First Church of Jesus Christ Computer-Programmer. Your mutant power is Deep Probe.'.

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "How about inventory."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "I just sent a better rendering of the blanks sheet."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "That's the name of the game, John."

From afar, Yum-Y-PIL-6 can look through people's clothing!

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "SURE you don't want to play? *evil smile*"

Jimmy pages: Could I get some holy water?

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "This have the specific skills listed now."

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'On a successful Power check, yes.'.

<*> OOCly, Pointier has been makeign to many mistakes tonight.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 1d20 and gets: 6 Total: 6

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Each time you use your treasonous mutant power, your Power score goes down by 1 until the end of the mission."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Are my PCs bribing you to keep me from making nasty new things to mangle them?"

You paged Jimmy with 'Certainly. You also get a Yellow Laser Rifle with a sniper sight, a Yellow Laser Pistol, and a Truncheon.'.

<*> OOCly, Pointier wonders who Z is going to make the commie.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Commies are everywhere, citizen. Are you a commie?"

Jimmy pages: Could I trade that in for a Tesla Cannon?

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "No, I am a loyal citizen. I love my friend the COmputer."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy DELETE.

You paged Jimmy with 'We have found the Tesla Cannon you were looking for, citizen, but it appears we have run out of Tesla Cannons.'.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "No Attribute may go over 20, btw."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "I am quite happy. Are you happy?"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Oh yeah. I'd last a whole two seconds in this game."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "You are all going to get a laser pistol of your security clearance, Reflec armor of your security clearance, a Truncheon, 6 Bouncy Bubble Beverages, and 1 meter of plasticord (synthetic rope)."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "You also get a personal hygiene kit, 10 meters of dental floss, and a camera (no film)."

You paged Jimmy with 'You also have a pair of mirrorshades.'.

<*> OOCly, Pointier reads computer aprroved a novel, while Z is helping other make there sheets.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Because only commies use film?"

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "BYW did you guy it the lasted sheet?"

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'You have the team's medical records, a clipboard, and a red pen.'.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Runs to get a bit of food and some Dew before we start."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "The armor is about as useful as Stormtrooper armor, isn't it?"

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Depends on the color I think"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Yep and yep."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "I'm getting confused...."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Since I haven't gotten a password for the Paranoia-O GM section, yet, we will not be using the HP section of your character sheet. There are only a few health levels - Good, Stunned, Wounded, Incapacitated, Killed, and Vaporized."

<*> OOCly, Pointier nods.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "(infrared)-R-O-Y-G-B-I-V-(Ultraviolet) - Colors of the rainbow are the colors of the ranks. Reflec protects against lasers of its color or lower."

Database checkpoint in progress - stand by...

Database checkpoint complete.

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "I get that shit, it's these specific system stuff that's got me confused."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "If you have any specific questions, I am at your service."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Can I just wing it?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "That's the spirit, citizen!"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Say hello to my little binary friend!!!!!!!!!"

Jimmy sits back and watches the world crash.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 finishes

<*> OOCly, Pointier is set.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "You are the sixth and last clone of your clone family, so it is reasonable that you are not careless with your life. Then the Computer calls you to a briefing room."

You say "You are the sixth and last clone of your clone family, so it is reasonable that you are not careless with your life. Then the Computer calls you to a briefing room."

Pointier heads to the briefing room.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 goes to the briefing room.

Jimmy slunks off to the briefing room.

<*> OOCly, Mattson begins carving their tombstones.

Mattson pages: Look at it this way. Having the audience mock tehm only adds to their fears.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 flicks Mattson "None of that now."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "You love us, send us some EMP lovin, PDQ."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Well, I do have teh back door to a Zeus Cannon. Control codes too..."

You say "When you arrive at the briefing room, you are given your R&D equipment and mission objectives. 'In the distant DIA Sector, the people have forgotten the wonders of the benevolent Computer. They have fallen into deeply primative barbarism and a worship of Communist scum. Go to them and show them the marvels of the Computer, and they will surely beg for citizenship. Kill their commie leaders if they refuse to cooperate.'"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 nods and salutes.

Jimmy says "Okay."

Pointier does the same, "Death to Commie Mutant Traitor scum.

You say "Computer, "The distance to the DIA Sector is great, however, and I know you are the last of you clone families. So, in my benevolence, I have decided to provide you with a nano-symbiote to restore you to life should you fall to the weapons of the commie mutant traitors.""

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 ponders whether they should bother describing themselves, or just prepare for death.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 nods. "Yessir"

Pointier says "Thank you friend computer, your benevolance and generiousity is great."

Jimmy says "Very well sir."

You say "Two docbots hold you down while the third tatoos a large bullseye on each of your chests (the nano-symbiote). 'You will be escorted shortly to HAL-O, the newest form of transportation across great distances.'"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 waits for the Docbots to let go of her, then stands back up "Yes sir. What is HAL-O, exactly?"

You say "'The AI on HAL-O is an image of many of my most essential files. Trust it as you would trust Me.'"

Pointier nods and the bot painfullt tatoos his chest, "Ah, my fovorite design. Angain thanks you freind computer. This gift makes me happy.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes sir. We'll trust it just as much as we trust you."

You say "'That information is not available at your security clearance, citizen."

Pointier nods,

Jimmy gets up and puts back on his shirt then goes to the poor excuse of an adding machine.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Introductions/Descriptions, please."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "It only gets easier if you had 'Aim Here' above the tatoo."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 is female, youngish, short, and fishbelly white from spending to much time indoors. "Hello, I'm Yumy-Y-PIL-6, medic."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "It's a symbiote. It will adapt to circumstances..."

Mattson has disconnected.

Mattson has connected.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 also has short brown hair, as if that makes a difference

Jimmy is a fairly nondescript man, with glasses perched over his nose and the simple yellow shirt and trowers that look horrible on him.

Pointier is a tall blond haired green eyed man of athletic built who introduecs himself as Pointier-B-OSS-6, the team leader. He jsut oozed Chitzpah.

Jimmy says "Hi I'm Jimmy, pleased to meet you. I'm the comunication officer."

Pointier says "Good to meet you both."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 oozes as much, or even more Chutzpah than Pointier(16!)

Pointier oozes far more then Yum.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "NOONE oozes more Chutzpah than Pointier (20)"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Damnit!"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "You can't hit the broad side of a barn, can you."

Pointier has a impressive built.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 takes his hand and oozes "A pleasure to meet you sir."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Can I roll Bootlicking? ;)"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Go for it. What's your skill on it?"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "11."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 1d20 and gets: 12 Total: 12

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Bleh."

Pointier makes sure his blue clothes doesn't touch her as he shakes her hand, "A pleasure as well,

You say "Yummy brownnoses just a bit TOO much."

From afar, Yum-Y-PIL-6 is red, right?

Pointier looks at her suspitiously, but is will to forgive, for now.

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'No, Yellow. The Y is the security clearance.'.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 is wearing yellow clothes.

From afar, Yum-Y-PIL-6 nods

Pointier is in blue.

Pointier lets go of her hand after shaking.

Jimmy just leans against the wall, totally deadpan.

You say "You are escorted to a Vulturcraft and sealed inside like dwarves in a barrel. It takes off."

Pointier looks at Jimmy, "Stand up stright troubleshooter.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Are there windows?"

You say "Nope."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 sits, humming to herself.

You say "Thus, dwarves in a barrel..."

Jimmy just sits there reading a instruction booklet for some ungodly communication system.

From afar, Pointier tests the note writting system.

Pointier pages: IE pageing the Gm

Yum-Y-PIL-6 examines the medical files for the other two.

Pointier pages: Did I get any orders from my secert soiciety before this mission?

You say "You fly straight up for what seems like an hour. Then the Vulturecraft lands in another docking bay without descending, and a pleasant male voice speaks, "Welcome to HAL-O. I'm your shipboard computer for this happy missionary mission. If you'll take your seats, we will depart in sixty seconds.""

You paged Pointier with 'Working.'.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 blinks "Of course, thank you sir." She gets out and looks for her seat.

Jimmy runs to his seat and straps in.

You paged Pointier with 'Make sure these free people are not assimilated.'.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 straps in.

Pointier takes his seat if he can.

You say "The seats are color-coded by security clearance. They don't look like seats. They look more like metal bowl in unusual shapes, like giant Jell-O moulds."

Pointier sits in a blue chair.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 looks at it suspiciously, but takes her seat in the yellow section.

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Er jello mould"

You say "'3...2...1...'"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 puts her hands over her eyes, and waits for it..

Mattson leaves Tabletop Room 3.

Mattson has left.

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "WB"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "What was the max skill cap anyway?"

You say "The ship accelerates. You have less than a second before you hear your bones shatter. You all die and are carried to your destination in near-liquid form."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "14 for trained, 12 otherwise."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 gurgles

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "And soo much for your one continue"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "We have nanosymbiots!"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "I can't find the grand skill lists that states which stat it falls under."

Pointier pages: Was my character sheet all morked out?

Pointier pages: Er worked out.

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "The bloody computer's an AMIGA..."

You say "When the symbiotes finally put you together again (everyone lower all your stats by 1), HAL-O is no longer moving."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "16 Hz of power running the bloody world."

You paged Pointier with 'Yes.'.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Only your main stats, not your skills."

Pointier whinces in pain, "That was most interesting.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 would now officially lose a fist fight with a gradeschooler.

You say "HAL-O, 'We are now over the DIA Sector, Citizens. At your service.'"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Interesting? Such an interesting word for it.."

Pointier says "Thanks you Hal-O"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "How do we get down, Hal-O?"

Jimmy says "Off, I see that this thing was built to acumulate people with these sympyotes expecially..."

Pointier says "Indeed."

From afar, Pointier tries to figure a way to eliminate his fellows without the symbiote bringing them back

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 thinks he knows what happened to the other 5 clones now..

You say "HAL-O, 'Vulturecraft-BOB will oversee your safe descent. We hope your voyage was comfortable and pleasant, and I look forward to serving you again.""

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "I'm sure.. I anticipate our next journey together, HAL-O."

Pointier says "It was. Thank you Hal-O"

Jimmy looks around for any straps or cushions to be less liquidy when they land.

Pointier heads over to the Vulturecraft.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 goes to Bob and gets in

Jimmy goes to the Vulturecraft.

Pointier gets in.

You say "BOB, 'Welcome back, citizens. I trust your flight was invigorating. Ready for transport to the mission zone?'"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes, please."

Pointier says "Yes, BOB we are."

Jimmy says "It was liquidating..."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 resists saying "It got us wet".

Pointier chuckles happily at Jimmys comment.

Jimmy gets in, looking for some way to not die when it decends at mach 20.

Pointier gets in and sits in his color's section if there is one.

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "But Jimmy, death is highly underrated."

You say "BOB's hatch closes again, and a map appears on a screen. 'The people of the DIA Sector are truly decadent. No firearms, no radar, not even steam engines. They shouldn't give you any trouble.'"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Riiiiiight."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Map at: https://www.angelfire.com/d20/caligo/Caligrean/Colored_Map.jpg"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 studies the map

Jimmy sits in his seat and hangs lose.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Oh fuck."

You say "BOB, 'However, they do not appear to have a centralized authority, so you will need to choose your destination carefully.'"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark grins.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "It looks like a little dog with udders and a hand growing out of it's ass."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "I see."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "And that hand's giving you the finger..."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Wait a minute. This map looks familuar,"

Jimmy says "Perhaps at a fairly deserted area around the edge of the island, to better blend in and succede in our mission."

Pointier says "No, that would be out of your clearance"

Jimmy shrugs, "What ever you think is best. Just a suggestion."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Oh, whatever you decide will be the best choice, sir, I'm certain."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Roll bootlicking again? Can I spend a will?"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "You are going too take all the polish off those boots."

Pointier points to the big black area in the southern portion of the land mass, "Set us here, then we can go from there.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Tastes like licorice.."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "You can roll it."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 1d20 and gets: 1 Total: 1

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Critical success?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Yah. Pointier? Your reaction?"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "ANd he sucks up soo well, he gives Pointer a BJ."

You publicly roll 1d20 and get: 4

Pointier says "Wise thinking Troubleshooter."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Yumy is female, so that might be a possibility."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 beams

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Not really. Hormone suppressants, so Pointier can't get it up."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Awwww."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Now I am really glad I am not playing."

You say "It is now time to eat, btw."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy INFILTRATING COMPUTER... ICE: MINIMAL. ETA .0001 SECONDS. HACKED INTO COMPUTER, INITALIZING SEARCH AND CORRUPTION.

Pointier says "Ration time everyone."

Jimmy says "Oh goody."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Oh boy. Rations."

You say "Aside from Pointier's chips, Yum is the only one with rations."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 sits down with her rations.

Pointier eats soem of his chips, "Yum, give Jim some of yours.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes sir!"

Jimmy says "Thank you sir."

From afar, Yum-Y-PIL-6 crumbles up some experimental Happy into the ration.

Pointier nods.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 fiddles in the backpack and then hands Jimmy a ration.

Jimmy graciously accepts Twinkies and eats them, trying not to vomit.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 beams and eats her rations

You paged Jimmy with 'You don't know what was in those rations, but you feel REALLY happy and bubbly, right now.'.

Pointier eats his blue chips with a look that they are very tasty.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: His rations. Not mine.

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "WEATHER CONTROL: DELETED."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "COMMIE MONITORING: DELETED."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "VOODOO MIND CONTROL: DELETED."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "BILL GATES CONSTRUCT: DELETED."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "And it deploys the T-1000 to come kick your ass."

You say "After you've finished eating, BOB speaks, 'Destination, Sir?'"

Pointier says "Ok, BOB sets us down in the center of this black space."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Excellent decision, sir!"

Pointier points it pout on the map.

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "SELF DEFENSE SYSTEM: DELETED."

Pointier smiles.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Why do they always pick the black space?"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Its shiney?"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Because it's below our clearance."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "SENTIENCE: DELETED."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Way below our clearnce,"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "OS: DELETED"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Ok Joe, calm down."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "JIMMY: DELETED."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "UNIVERSE:DELETED"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: You did see those pages, right?

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "MULTI-UNIVERSE:DELETED"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "LET THERE BE LIGHT>"

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "ENABLED"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "RECOMPILING UNIVERSE."

You say "You feel BOB moving. Then he hovers and stops. 'Maybe I should just drop you off here. My sensors detect the possibility of alien infectious elements in this atmosphere. I wouldn't want to pick up a virus that I could accidentally transmit to our friend, the Computer."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "BID BANG COMENSING"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "WILL TAKE 12 BILLION YEARS TO COMPLETE. PLEASE WAIT."

Pointier looks to where they are at.

Jimmy says "Alien biological virus?"

<*> OOCly, Mattson waits for the cartoonish falling sequence.

You say "Acording to the display screen, you are about seven miles above the landing zone."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "You're trying to tell us that the wonderful Computer needs to fear organic diseases?"

Pointier says "I doubt any of these commie viruses can hurt the Computer."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Are you calling our friend, the Computer, weak?"

You say "BOB, "Perhaps not, sir, but they might render me unable to take off once we've landed. HAL-O is not designed for landing."

Pointier says "Ho far up are we now?"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "How would we get back up, if you won't land?"

Jimmy says "Is HAL-O enable to hover a foot off the ground?"

Huh? (Type "help" for help.)

You say "BOB, "Aproximately 8,400 meters, sir."

You say "BOB, 'HAL-O would burn up on re-entry.""

Pointier says "Um, could you safly hovery at around 5 meters off the ground with safty?"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Be gone wandering Arcane, begone!"

You say "BOB, 'I suppose you could see if they have a transport down there...'"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "They're primitives, remember?"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Place your bets. How big of a crater will they make? Step right up."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 watches that be ignored as well.

Pointier says "How coudl they have a trasport if there are so primitive?"

You say "BOB, "The viral agents are saturating the atmosphere. I can take you down 200 meters with minimal risk of infection.""

Pointier pages: Eric, you completely ignored Tyson's question.

Jimmy says "Please, I am courious how we are supposed to complete the mission if we can not get down there? If you will burn up on re-entry, we will fare much worse."

You say "BOB, "Maybe you could...teach them to build one.""

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Um, BOB is didferent the HAL_O"

Pointier says "BOB, we can't teach them to built one, they won't have the materials."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "I don't think we know how to. Bob, unless you take us down there, we'll fail the mission the Computer has given us. Which means that you will be responsible for betraying our friend, the Computer. Are you a commie, Bob?"

You paged Pointier with 'I'm not ignoring him. It just takes time to respond to questions. I try to respond to them in the order I receive them.'.

Pointier pages: Eric, you responed to Joe, which was the first in a series fo three, then your answered mine with was the three in the three. You skipped over Tyson.

You say "BOB, "I will see if HAL-O can work up a vaccine while you're on mission. Burning up in the atmosphere is a small price to pay. You still have the classified symbiotes.""

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Why won't you be able to take off, once you land, anyways?"

Pointier says "Take us to 200 meters above this spot in the center of this black area"

You say "BOB, "Viral infection, citizen. It might fry my logic circuits.""

You say "BOB does so."

Jimmy says "I doubt that."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Should we get a bit lower, sir? So that we won't die in jumping?"

You say "BOB, "Do you really want to take a chance with expensive Computer equipment, Citizen? I'm as close as I dare risk.""

Pointier says "Ok, BOB open the door please, Troubleshooters grab your gear and secure it to you. No, we can't. We will be alright."

Database checkpoint in progress - stand by...

Database checkpoint complete.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "I don't suppose theres anything we could use to make a rudimentary parachute, is there?"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Wait, how far down did he take us?"

Jimmy says "BOB, are there any radio or other communication waves you are detecting in this area?"

Pointier says "BOB, do you have synthline you cna desent to us in case we require extraction?"

Jimmy says "How much synthline do we have on board anyway?"

You say "BOB, "There is a com device. We'll leave a channel open.""

Pointier looks at the collor of the comm device.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "How far above the surface are we Z?"

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "6feet"

You say "BOB, "Parachutes were not provided.""

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "I'm guessing I have the comm device."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Er 600ft"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 waits for Z to say..

Pointier says "Jimmy, do you have the comm devise on you."

Jimmy digs into his bag and pulls out a walkie-talkie.

Jimmy says "Yep."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "I think Z's dead.."

Pointier says "Secure to you back side and jump out of BOB belly first."

Jimmy says "..."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Sorry, I misread an earlier post. You are currently 8200m above the surface."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "That is NOT 600 feet Jeb."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "So we'll explode when we open the door."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "BOB would only get 200m CLOSER to the atmosphere."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "We'll burn up in the atmosphere."

Pointier says "BOB we are not 200 meter above the black spot."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Bob, I have vaccines if you're afraid of the local bacteria."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy urge, to hijack game... rising...

You say "BOB makes sniffing sounds, "Hurry. I think I might be picking up something.""

Pointier says "Yum give him something."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pulls out the vaccines "Where do you want it, Bob?"

You say "BOB, "I ache all over.""

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 thinks this one of those "I've decided to railroad you into a screwing, no matter what."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "moments."

Jimmy says "Wow, pain sensors, they must have went all out on you."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Yes, you got the one Vulturecraft that's a hypochondriac. And screw jobs are what Paranoia emphasizes."

Pointier mouths to Yum, "Fake an injection an tell him that it would prevent him form getting anything.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "I'll give you a dose of medication.. it should make you feel better quite swiftly. Trust me. The Computer decided to make me a medic, and you do trust the Computer's wisdom, don't you?"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 gives Bob an injection. Somewhere.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Yes, but it'd be nice if we could actually do something about it."

You say "BOB sniffles. "Of course I trust the Computer. The Computer is my friend.""

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "I think you guys are all going to get close. Via Gravity crashing you all into the roof of the ship."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "There! That was a special dose of medicine from R&D, and the computer would never let R&D make less than completely effective medicine."

You publicly roll 1d20 and get: 5

Pointier says "Yes, the computer wanted you to be safe from germs, so you are now."

You say "What's your Flying Craft skill, Yum?"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "What stat does it fall under? I'll work out my base."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Mecha."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "That would give me 3."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 has 11 in Mecha.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "But wouldn't this be spurious logic?"

You say "There is a shower of sparks where Yum injects the drug."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Ah.."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "How do you feel now?"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "I can't feel my legs."

You say "BOB (cheerfully), "I feel fine! Landing commencing." The ship goes into a nose dive. Everyone is slammed against the back of the cockpit."

Pointier goes splat.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 crawls to her seat and buckles in.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 couldn't possibly have taken out anything important!

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Before you said that you couldn't have."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Just life support."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Nothing important. Just the electronic gyrocompass..."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Ouch."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "The what?"

You say "BOB, "Descending at 12 degree angle into atmosphere. Estimated time of arrival, twenty minutes." The room is starting to get a bit warm."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Bob! Slow your descent!"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "The ship no longer has any idea which angle its pointed, basically."

Pointier says "BOb slow down please."

Jimmy says "You are going to crash and we are going to die again!"

Pointier says "You are ocming in at too steep an ang"

Pointier says "You are ocming in at too steep an ang"

Pointier says "You are ocming in at too steep an angle"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 has Mechanical.. can she try and fix it?

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 and Electronics

You say "BOB, "Everything is under control, citizens. I have good news. Acording to my recalculated estimates, we will be arriving a bit early. Three minutes until arrival.""

Pointier says "Somebody, fix that sparking thing."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Yum, Yes. Roll it."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Can I spend wp?"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 tries to fix it

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 1d20 and gets: 10 Total: 10

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 has 10 exactly!

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "I hope that's a good roll."

You say "Yum manages to reconnect the break in the line by holding the ends together, sending sparks everywhere and making her hair stand on end."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

You say "BOB levels off to a normal angle."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Ow.. Ow.. Ow.. Ow.. Ow..."

Jimmy says "Thank you Yum."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Stingy.. stingy.. ow.. ow.."

Pointier gets up and walks up to Yum, "Good job yum. Hold it to gether til we land.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes ow Sir ow stingy!"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Can I roll my bootlicking now? ;)"

Jimmy still lies face down on the floor, simply breathing.

You say "At last, you land. BOB, "Welcome to the DIA Sector - approximate population, 300 million people.""

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Yum, sure."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 1d20 and gets: 6 Total: 6

Pointier says "Than you BOB."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 suceedes

Pointier gives Yum a pat on the head, "Good work troubleshooter/

Yum-Y-PIL-6 beams "Thank you Sir!"

Pointier says "Now tire those togtehr and lets disemabark."

Jimmy says "Sir, that's not a good idea to touch someone with live voltage running through her..."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: And does it look like those Experimental Happy pills are having any effect on Jimmy?

Pointier gets zaped, "Oopps.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 lets go of the leads.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Sorry Sir. Shan't happen again."

You paged Jimmy with 'Psst. Happy happy joy joy, remember? Your character's drugged.'.

Pointier says "Don't worry about it Yum/"

Pointier says "BOB, open the doors."

Jimmy slowly gets up to his feet, looking even more disheveled than ever.

Pointier says "Troubleshooters ready your weapons."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pulls her laser eagerly.

Pointier says "You two take point, I'll take the rear."

Jimmy slowly pulls out his laser pistol, keeping it close to his stomach.

You say "BOB's doors open into a hanger with no ceiling. The floor is a mess. You can't even see the tiles through the heavy layer of grey dust."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Of course sir! Should I follow right behind Jimmy?"

Pointier says "No, side by side."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Oh. Ok."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "You have some brown on your face, Yum"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 needs to lick his boots some more.

Jimmy gets out of the door besides Yum, turns to the side, she's not on, and throws up.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Please, Citizen Jimmy, the floor is having a bad enough day."

You say "There are no signs of civilization, not even a sign of human activity."

Pointier looks at the color of the vomit.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Other than the hanger?"

Jimmy says "I'm sorry, it's just that trip. I was not quite up to it."

Pointier says "Ok, you two diembark. Now."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 nods "I'm sure you'll feel better shortly."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 salutes Pointier and says brightly "Yes sir!"

Jimmy says "You're the medic."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 steps out with Jimmy

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Can I roll it again?"

Pointier steps out behind them.

Jimmy goes out besides Yummy.

You say "Point, the vommit is within his security clearance, I suppose."

<*> OOCly, Pointier nods.

Pointier breaths in the air fo the hanger

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "At this point, I don't think you need to. You're sucking up in your poses quite well..."

Jimmy puts the pistol away and draws out his rifle.

You say "The air is thick and hot and wet. The air recyclers must not be functioning properly."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 sniffs "This place really is a primitive dump. Not at all like Alpha complex."

Pointier says "This palce is poorly maintianed."

Jimmy says "I have a bad feeling about this..."

Pointier says "I agree."

Pointier says "Stragne no celing."

Pointier says "Let move out Troubleshooters."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 looks up "Possibly because the ship came through there sir, but I could be wrong."

Jimmy follows Fearless Leader.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 leads the way, with Jimmy.

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Actully, the fealess leader follows you."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Which way Sir?"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Then he's Chicken-Shit Leader."

Pointier points north, "That way.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Is there a wall in the way?"

You say "The lighting is odd, too. There aren't regular lights, just one big, round one that's as hot as a heat lamp, making the walk even hoter and more miserable."

Jimmy goes with Yummy in the direction the bug guy said.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 goes to the north.

You say "There are no walls as far as the eye can see."

Jimmy says "Spacious."

Pointier says "Very much so."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 looks up "We really should complain to maintainance sir. They're not doing a very good job. I'm sure they'll be glad that the computer, in his mercy, has decided to help them."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 is the dreaded and fearsome Ass Barnacle!

You say "After three hours of walking, you still see no sign of wall or ceiling, and the light seems to be following you like a mobile Eye of the Computer."

Pointier looks around, "Something is very odd about this place.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Very odd, sir. I was just about to comment on that myself."

Jimmy says "... If the Computer needs us to convert these primitive people to his rule, then it follows that he holds no direct influence over this area?"

You paged Pointier with 'You've heard of Outside, and this fits the description, but the others aren't allowed to know about it.'.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "What, are you some kind of commie?"

Pointier says "Don't talk about that troubleshooter."

Pointier indicated Jim.

Jimmy says "No, it's just disturbing, that's all that these people could have all this without the Computer."

Jimmy says "Okay boss."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "The computer has just decided to make his presence known now, of course."

You say "The big light is now far to your left, but still blazing hot and following you."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 glares it "Do you think it's spying on us, Sir?"

Pointier says "I know exactly what is going on here, it above your clearance."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "THe eye of god stares you down"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes sir, sir!"

Jimmy says "Okay."

Pointier says "Lets head to the left for about another 3 hours."

Jimmy trudges along, miserable as all get out.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes sir!"

You paged Jimmy with 'You've also heard of Outside, and this fits the description, but admitting your knowledge would blow your cover.'.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 troops along, as chipper as a squadron of Girl Scouts on crack.

Pointier pages: How much do I know about the outside?

<*> OOCly, Mattson pats Yummy. "Good cog."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 glares the Eye again "I really think it's watching us sir. Probably some form of survellience."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy needs to find big monkey wrench.

You paged Pointier with 'You know it exists, and that it is infested with commie mutan traitors. You understand concepts like sky, grass, tree, sun, and moon. A few other tidbits, but not much.'.

Pointier says "It is not. Its is merely a lightsource."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes Sir, of course it is Sir."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "What type of landscape are we in?"

You say "You wander to the left for a long time. Eventually the light is staring right at you, blinding you like an IntSec happy inquiry light."

Pointier says "Now were are going to turn left and go anouther 3 hours."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "A blasted desert covered in ash. You had to pick the one region that was nuked, didn't you. Why else would it be black on the map?"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 blinks and wipes at her eyes but straightens and nods eagerly "Yes sir!"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 turns left and marches.

Jimmy says "Turning left boss."

Jimmy follows Yummy.

Pointier follows them.

You say "You turn left and get about an hour into the trip when the eye light disappears to your right."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "I wonder how long it'd take to change a bulb that big.."

Jimmy says "Er, is that supposed to happen?"

Pointier says "Don't worry troubleshooter, turn on you light asn keep going stiraght."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 turns on her flashlight and keeps marching.

Pointier says "Its on its shut off period."

Jimmy turns on his light and keeps going.

Pointier does the same.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes sir, quite right sir."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, ""I say we frag this commander.""

You say "Another dim half-circle green light appears ahead and to your right, and dim blue light peeks at you from the left."

Jimmy says "Aww..."

Pointier looks at the new new lights.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "More wierd lights? What a shoddy way to organize a complex."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "The Computer would never allow such slipshod organization back at Alpha complex."

Pointier pages: What can I make of them?

You say "They don't provide much light, but there's no petbots around to trip over."

Jimmy says "Then exactly what is happening her?"

Pointier says "Its on a need to know basis troubleshooter. You dan't need to know."

You paged Pointier with 'This can't be right. You know about the Moon, but the Moon isn't supposed to be this small or this color, and there's only one of it.'.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "I'm sure it's one of the problems the Computer intends to remedy, as soon as convert the locals."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "As soon as we.."

Pointier looks at the light mouth gaping which the others can't see.

Jimmy gives the "Yea, right" nods, looking as sincere as possible.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "She says as she wanders around in the Saharra..."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Shall we continue marching, Sir?"

Pointier says "Yes, till I order a stop."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 salutes "Yes sir!"

You say "Three hours have passed, and you still have seen no signs of civilization, or even of commie mutant traitors. You're also very hungry."

Pointier marhces them another 2 hours the makes them turn left again.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 continues marching, still brighteyed and bushy tailed.

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Nevermind that"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Your leader is leading you around in circles..."

Jimmy is the living embodiment of "Marche de Slav".

Pointier says "Stop here. Ration time."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 noticed that..

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Oh boy! Rations!"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 sits down and pulls out a ration.

Pointier eats and drinks his, "Yum, share with Jim.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes sir! I'm happy to share my food with you, Jim."

You say "At least it's not hot, anymore. Now its freezing cold. Your jumpsuits provide little warmth."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rummages around in her backpack and hands Jim a ration.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: With another Experimental Happy pill in it.

Jimmy sits down, exausted, takes his ration, "Thank you Yum." Then eats it.

Pointier finishes and waits for the others to get done

You paged Jimmy with 'You're feeling extremely happy, again.'.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 finishes and bounces to her feet.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "What clearence is Jim?"

Pointier says "Ok, troubleshooters, we are going to turn left and go another 3 hours."

Jimmy lyes on his back staring at the sky until ordered to go.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Yellow."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Gamma"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 salutes "Yes sir! Ready Jim?"

Jimmy gets up, "Yes..."

Pointier says "March."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: Ah, the glories of R&d..

Yum-Y-PIL-6 eagerly turns left and starts marching with Jim.

Jimmy follows their leader's command.

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'You should try some of the other ones...'.

Pointier pages: This finall leg should get us to where bob was ;)

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: Thats the only one with 'experimental' in the title.

You say "After twelve hours of marching, you are utterly exhausted, but you can dimly make out the outline of an aircraft of some sort. It looks remarkably like a Vulturecraft."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Look sir! A vulturecraft!"

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'All the drugs and the needle gun are experimental. They don't usually need vaccines in Alpha Complex.'.

Pointier says "I know, its BOB."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: Oh goody. More things to use on Jimmy..

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Really sir? I didn't realize you were marching us in circles!"

Jimmy says "Sir?"

Pointier says "We needed to scout a paraimeter. We did find any thing so we are going to have bob take us to a different location."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 nods "Yes sir! Should I hold the leads together again?"

Pointier marches them up to BOB.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark claps.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 follows the leader.

Jimmy says "Okay."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Hmm?"

Pointier makes them lead the way.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Do I gain any levels in Bootlicking? ;)"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Your question, Tyson. It made me laugh and clap in delight."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 bows deeply.

Pointier says "Not yet, we its is almost time for our rest period."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes sir! If you want sir, but me and Jimmy are still fresh and alert!"

You say "The dim lights are behaving much as the bright one did."

Pointier says "Now, go in BOB and get some rest."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 nods "Yes sir, thank you sir!"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 goes in, finds a comfy spot, and goes to sleep.

You say "All of you are feeling a little light-headed, at the moment, and not in a good way."

Pointier heads into BoB.

Pointier says "That is strange."

Pointier says "Yum, wake up."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 wakes up, and smiles happily "Yes sir?"

Jimmy goes over to BOB, gets in the doorway and falls over dead asleep.

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'You feel physically wretched, and your head is throbbing.'.

Pointier says "I am feeling not normal. Can you tell me what"

Pointier says "I am feeling not normal. Can you tell me what's wrong?"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes sir! Sit down please, and I'll give you an examination!"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls vs.?

Pointier says "Because not to touch anythign above your clearnce."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Medicine."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Er becarful"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes sir! I wouldn't dare sir!"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 begins examining Pointier, making sure to not touch anything above her clearence

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 has 11

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 1d20 and gets: 8 Total: 8

<*> OOCly, Pointier claps

Jimmy snores lightly.

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'He definitely has picked up some strange commie-designed disease, and it might prove fatal if not treated in the next 6 hours.'.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 beams joyfully "Sir, you've been infected with a commie disease, and you'll die within the next six hours!"

Jimmy says "1989... fall of the Berlin Wall... Communism all but dead... Soviet Bloc broken... Democracy... Boris Yeltsin... drunkard."

Pointier says "Check yourself and Jimmy for it then see if you ca.......What did Jimmy just say?"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Something about commies, sir! Should I shoot him in the head until he dies?"

Jimmy stop snoring a bit and snuggling up next to the nearest thing.

Jimmy says "Bill Gates..."

Pointier says "Shoot him now."

Jimmy says "Windows... primary computer operating system..."

You say "Jimmy cuddles his experimental weapon."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 salutes "Yes sire!"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 puts the gun next to Jimmy's temple and pulls the trigger.

Jimmy rolls over and acidentally hits a trigger on his gun.

Pointier says "That should keep him thinking commie thougth for a while."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "You're dead, Jimmy!"

You say "Jimmy's brains boil out his ear. And I need to check something..."

Database checkpoint in progress - stand by...

Database checkpoint complete.

You publicly roll 1d4 and get: 2

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Eeww.. Jimmy made a mess on the floor! Commie bastard!"

Pointier mutters something about the fifth horseman of the apcolipse.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Oh my god! I killed Jimmy! I'm such a bastard!"

You say "His fingers twitch and pull the trigger. A yellow laser cuts a nice hole in the ceiling of the ship. You now have a window."

Pointier says "Clean it out Yum. Its closer to yoru clearance then mine."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes sir! Then I'll see about sealing that hole!"

Pointier says "Good thinking Yum."

You say "The symbiote puts Jimmy back together (-1 on all stats)."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 disarms Jimmy's corpse and tosses it into the desert and cleans up the floor. She then begins repairing the hole.

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Lets see blame sleepwalking and accidental firing of his own gun or no?"

From afar, Yum-Y-PIL-6 just knows that a Yumy is going to show up in MEF...

Pointier goes to sleep in the back of BOB.

You say "Jimmy had an experimental rifle with four labeled buttons, a trigger, and an unlit LED. The buttons read - Stun, Kill, Armor Piercing, Nuke."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 hides it out of reach of commie hands.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Roll to repair the ship?"

You paged Jimmy with 'You're alive, again.'.

Pointier takes care of the Gun yum hides.

Jimmy says "SCROOOOGE!!!!!!!!"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Juryrigging."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 has a mecha base of 3.. Spends wp.

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Meanign he watcehs over it."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 1d20 and gets: 18 Total: 18

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "That's bad."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Very bad."

You say "You now have THREE windows - one where the laser shot (though it's now a bit smaller), and two where Yum ripped chunks out of the hull to graft (badly) over the original hole."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 looks at it, shamefaced "I'm sorry Sir, but this damn commie illness, obviously sent by commies to destroy us, caused me to make a slight miscalculation.."

You say "BOB, "Doctor, I think the medicine is wearing off. I'm getting chills."

Pointier wakes up and inspects Yum's work, "Yum, why did you cut two more windows?

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes Bob, I'll give you a new injection right away!"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 fakes giving him another dose of vaccine.

Pointier goes out to Jim and kicks him awake.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "It was an accident sir, caused by the commie virus!"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Aircraft, Yum."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "What?"

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Roll Aircraft I think he ment."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Fake injection."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 isn't even inserting anything.. sighs.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 has 3 base.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 1d20 and gets: 2 Total: 2

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Hoody hoo."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Well, whoohoo."

Jimmy stumbles in from the wastes, picks up the nearest canteen, takes a drink, then goes back outside like nothing has happened.

Pointier says "Jim, get in here."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "That should you keep you for the next several days, Bob!"

You say "You actually manage to inject BOB with a vaccine. It is now immune to all DIA Sector infectious agents."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "I think sir, we should take the vaccine that the Computer, in his wisdom, had developed for us!"

Jimmy is back outside, in the same position Yum threw him in.

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Is it mornign yet?"

You say "You now all have red dots appearing on your body."

Pointier says "Good Idea YUM. We shoudl do that now."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Those commies bastards! None of us are red clearance!"

Jimmy says "Can't march to death now... Sleeping."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 nods and hands Pointier a pill, taking one herself.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Sir, should I shoot him again? He refused a direct order, like a commie!"

You say "The red spots begin to fade on those who take the drug."

Pointier says "Jim, get in here NOW!"

Pointier pulls out his pistol.

Jimmy says "Communism is by deffinition a system of government in which the needs of all the people; food, money, living quarters, are handed out by a higher governmental body."

Pointier shoots Jim in the ass.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Sir! Did you hear what he said?!"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Joe, please stop that. Do you even have Communist Propaganda as a skill?"

You say "Point, Roll me a Laser check."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Oh, boy. base 2"

Pointier rolls 1d20 and gets: 5 Total: 5

Jimmy says "The Computer deals out all of these functions for the poor souls in it's underworld. Then by definition, the Computer is a Communist."

You say "The laser burns a spot near Jimmy's hand to glass."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 steps forward and shoots Jim in the head.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Laser check, -4 bonus."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Diff 6."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 1d20 and gets: 3 Total: 3

Yum-Y-PIL-6 nails him in the head.

You publicly roll 1d20 and get: 16

Jimmy says "The Red Star, The Sycle and Hammer, The Microchip."

You say "The laser neatly lobotomizes Jim, and he flops over into the dust."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Commie bastard! He was probably a mutant, too!"

You paged Jimmy with 'Any particular reason why your character is spouting communist propaganda?'.

Pointier says "Yum, pick him up and bring him in BOB and take Jim's rilfe also, we are going to relocate oursselfs to a different location."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Yes sir!"

Jimmy pages: Is distrubuting the truth.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 drags Jim in by his boots, taking the rifle.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Sir, should we fly with the holes in the ship?"

Pointier heads in, "As long as we don't go to far up.

You paged Jimmy with 'That's not a particularly good idea in a Paranoia game. It just gets you repeatedly killed.'.

Jimmy shows up behind Pointier, only a lot more translucent, and floating a few inches over the ground. "Well, did give you that Joy-Joy feeling?"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Ooo.. The Ghost of Jimmy? Doesn't exactly scream "Terrifying" now does it?"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Wasn't meaning it too."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "I don't know what's going on anymore."

You say "There is a knock on the entrance of the ship."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 is confused, too.

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Good. Anarchy has been achived ^_^"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 opens the door "Yes, may I help you?"

Pointier opens the door.

<*> OOCly, Pointier think Joe hijacked the game.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Or is trying too."

You say "A humanoid creature glowing with a black aura is standing there. "What is your business here? You're not Ras.""

Yum-Y-PIL-6 looks to the Pointy Haired One to begin explaining.

Pointier says "We are sightseeing."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 blinks, confused "Sir..?"

You say "Caligo, "Nonsense. You are clearly here to steal the resources that rightfully belong to my people.""

Pointier give Yum a follow my lead look.

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Is hijacking normal Z?"

Pointier says "WHat makes you says that?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "No. Necessary in some parts of the Chaos Zone, though."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy can definately see why the game went under.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "?"

You say "Caligo, "Do you think I have not noticed your spacecraft in the skies above, pleb worms?""

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Two words "Solid Slate"."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "I like this guy."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Solid slate?"

Pointier pages: Am I smart enogh to fighure out what is going on?

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Unchanging, static, without variables, unmoveable."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Generally a bad thing."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "It's supposed to be light-hearted and fun. Shit happens, but you have extra lives. Besides, it's a one-nighter. The last time I subbed, they had to retrieve a Staff of the Magi for the queen of evil dragons..."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 shrugs "I'm having fun."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Same here."

You paged Pointier with 'Roll your Moxie base.'.

<*> OOCly, Jimmy still looking for the fun.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 is probably going to rebuild a Yumy for the next serious game he's in.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "The Verbena from hell..."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Strike that, the Verbena Barrabi from hell."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "don't help him with ideas."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Oh, now that would be interesting. Handing out natural prozac to everybody she meets."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 grins.

Pointier pages: Is that the Moxy stat base or moxy skill base?

You paged Pointier with 'Skill base.'.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Didn't you like your happy pills?"

Pointier pages: That's 1

Pointier rolls 1d10 and gets: 5 Total: 5

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "They make me more depressed."

You paged Pointier with 'You're utterly clueless.'.

Pointier pages: Well, atleast I didn

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "R&D says they're happy pills, so you must be mistaken, citizen."

Pointier looks at the glowing thing clueless like.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Sir, we have no intention of taking your resources! We're here to help people!"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 beams.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "OMG! We're.. We're.. Jehovah's Witnesses!"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Can I kill them?"

You say "Caligo, "Help them? Are you allied with Etimus and his brood, then?""

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Have you accepted the Computer as your personal saviour?"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy finds the C&H symbol on the pills.

Pointier says "Who's Etimus?"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 looks at him blankly "I'm sorry Sir, but we were sent by the Computer!"

<*> OOCly, Pointier aplouds Z.

You say "Caligo, "I don't care if you were sent by the Gnomes. You will serve me or I will be forced to destroy you.""

Pointier says "That will be unessiary."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "I'm sorry, but we can't do that! We're here on the behalf of the Computer to spread his message of peace and love."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "DOes jim get ressurected yet?"

You say "Caligo seems confused for a moment. "Do you mean it will be unnecessary for you to serve me or unnecessary for me to kill you? I've got to learn to stop asking two questions at once...""

Pointier says "Both."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Jim has been resurrected for a little while yet, I thought."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Goes for a fast talk roll."

Pointier rolls 1d20 and gets: 19 Total: 19

You say "Caligo, "You're trying to confuse me. Well, it won't work. I command legions of drakes. I have brought this world to its knees. I am not easily confused!""

<*> OOCly, Pointier facepalms.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Of course you aren't sir! We'd never try to confuse someone such as yourself!"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Can I roll bootlicking?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Go for it."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 1d20 and gets: 17 Total: 17

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 fails miserably.

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Geeze, we suck."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Can Caligo frenzy on htem?"

Pointier pages: Ok, how do I activate Mutant power of Chram?

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "He will kill Yum and Pointer first. Jimmy might be able to escape."

You say "Caligo points at Yum, "Insolence! I will not be swayed by servility!" A bolt of lighting shoots out of his hand and kills Yum, who then resurrects (-1 on all stats)."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 stands up again "Ow. I'm so sorry sir, I didn't mean to insult you. It shan't happen again."

You paged Pointier with 'Roll your Power score, which then goes down by 1.'.

Pointier fires his lazer at Caligo.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Can I try again?"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Well, there goes that.."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "TO get fried again?"

Pointier pages: Plan changed.

Pointier rolls 1d10 and gets: 3 Total: 3

Pointier rolls 1d20 and gets: 13 Total: 13

<*> OOCly, Pointier mutters,

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "One shot, buddy."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "I rolled the wrong die the first time."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Would Jimmy like to add anything to this discussion?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark didn't notice that...

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pulls out Jimmy's rifle, sets it on Nuke and fires at Caligo saying "I'm sorry sir, but it appears we have irreconcible differences. I wish you farewell and hope you have a good day."

Jimmy lightly snores, it seems being dead does not decrease the need for REM in the average human.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Yum, roll a Projectle Weapons check."

The All-Purpose Vending Machine oocly spits out a Rage CCG Card, which Pointier catches easily. The card's name is "Get the hell out of here!". Pointier throws down the card.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 looks up her stats "It's agility, right?

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Dex."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "How'd you do that?"

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Dexterity"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Base 3 then."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 rolls 1d20 and gets: 2 Total: 2

Pointier says "Uh, oh."

The All-Purpose Vending Machine spits out a can of Jones Green Apple, which Mattson catches and drinks quickly.

You say "The tactical nuke slams into Caligo's chest, and he flies backward fifty meters with a surprised look on his face."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "What's the blast radius?"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 waves after him "Goodbye! I'm sorry you had to leave so abruptly. Do come back and visit!"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Tac nuke? You guys are atoms."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "On a Tact Nuke? About 2 miles."

You say "Unfortunately, the nuke's blast radius is 300 meters, but you seem to have destroyed the commie mutants' ring leader."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Mark off a point, or too far gone? ;)"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "and yourselves and BOB."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "More if you count the outlying radiation and flash-burn victums."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "We still have time. Mark off a point. Yum won't have to worry about repairing BOB anymore."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Lemme guess, we're all stuck in the middle of the desert, naked?"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "ROFL."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Probably buried in molten glass."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Um, pretty much."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 stands up, brushing off some dust "Well, that went well, didn't it sir?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "And two weeks have passed, but you don't know that."

Jimmy is still asleep.

Pointier says "Yes, it did, how ever its seem we are unable to go back and tell the computer anything."

Pointier says "Well, lets walk to the lft as far as we can."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 looks downcast "Oh. That's to bad. I'll miss Alpha complex. What should we do now sir? Wait for the next group of missionaries?"

Pointier shakes Jim wake

You say "A Vulturecraft appears in the sky above you, but its wings appear to be...well...flapping..."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 salutes, jiggling. "Yes sir!"

Jimmy says "Huh, what? Oh, yes sir, what is it? I had the weirdest dream."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Look sir! A vulturecraft!"

From afar, Yum-Y-PIL-6 wonders how long those hormone suppresants last.

Pointier looks up at it, "Oh, interesting.

You say "As the vulturecraft circles closer, you realize it has a head, and a neck, and a tail, and four legs..."

Pointier says "Hmmm, seesm to be very wierd."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Sir? Do you think we should take cover?"

Pointier says "Nope, there is no cover."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 salutes again "Yes sir."

Jimmy says "What exactly is it? It looks like a vulturecraft, but not..."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Enie menie minie moe. WHo gets eaten by the big bad flying thingy first?"

You say "It lands, though it doesn't appear to have rockets, and it's sensor array (head) looks at you hungrily."

Pointier says "Greetings."

Jimmy says "Hello."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "We have no weapons right?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Right."

<*> OOCly, Mattson waves bye bye to Pointer and Jimmy.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 steps behind Jimmy then says "Hello!"

You say "Dragon, "The people of Dia are in your debt for destroying Caligo, the god of darkness. What reward do you ask?""

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Meatsheild. there is someone with a plan."

Jimmy says "To live in a world where we don't die every 5 seconds and people don't have to sleep with one eye open?"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "We need to get back to our ship, right sir?"

You say "Dragon, "Your ship? The one that was completely scrapped in the blast?""

Pointier says "To live in a world free for the borusiuse computer, free from its tyranny and live in peace and true happiness."

Pointier says "That would be unnessary Yum."

Jimmy says "Fukin' aye Point!"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 looks around, blinking "But we need to report back to the computer, sir!"

Jimmy says "IS there a Computer, REALLY?"

Pointier says "The computer is no where near her Yum."

Pointier says "We are on our own. We are free."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 sighs "Yeah, I kind of noticed that. So now what?"

Jimmy says "I think we... live."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 sits down, actually looking slightly depressed.

Pointier says "Well, as this nice comrade to take us to the nearest civliastion and live in piece. Cheer up Yum."

Pointier says "We know longer need to take hormone surpessant. We can live as man is ment to live."

Jimmy says "Naked?"

Pointier reaches out a hand to her.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 bounces to her feet, beaming again "Yes, I guess so! We can make this world another Utopia!"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "PImp Pointer pimp."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Lets go!"

Pointier says "I think we already did."

Pointier says "Sir, would you maind takeing us to some civlization?"

Yum-Y-PIL-6 shrugs impressively "I guess so, sir."

Pointier says "You know you are quite lovly Yum."

You say "The dragon takes you to the nearby happy valley of Flecterra, where you live your lives peacefully in a benign monarchy in harmony with the natural rainforests."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 says "Thank you sir, I try."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Hurrah for us!"

Jimmy says "I love you dragon!"

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Hurrah."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "W00T!!!!!"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "That was fun."

<*> OOCly, Pointier was the Commie ;)

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Priming Zeus Cannon. Target: Flecterra. Fire in 5."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: So, for my first time at Paranoia, did I do well with Yummy?

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "I was supposed to be the investigator."

You say "Yummy's and Pointer's grandchildren, however, are killed when the Death Star arrives to destroy those responsible for the annihilation of the sun around which Corusant orbits, but that is hardly their problem, right? :)"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 was supposed to be a doctor.

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Instead you were the suspect."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "and Yum the assisian."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 got to shoot Jimmy in the head!

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "WHat was Yum?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Repeatedly."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "I was a member of Free Enterprise."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "I was a Catholic."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "ROFL."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Oh, and the entire sucking up thing and poisoning Jimmy was to convince the mission leader to send *him* on all the dangerous missions."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "That holy water would have really come in handy against the unholy abomination right outside our ship."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Yes, it would have."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "You poisoned him?"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "I suspect the Tactical Nuke was more effective, however."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Yes, with Happy Pills in the rations."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "I figured if it has the word Experimental in the title, it has to be bad for you."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "Is that why he was so sleepy?!?"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "That and I'm a natrual downer."

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: So, for my first time at Paranoia, did I do well with Yummy? She was fun for me.

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "It actually works great unless you get two doses at one time. Overdose turns you into a playful, manic guy that strangles the nearest friend in an effort to "play""

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "I think it might have been due to marching in the sourching sun all day."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 was going to up the dosage in the next meal..

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "LUcky you didn't OD Jimmy."

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'You're a natural. I'd like to see you in a game with Lakos, sometime. He had BOB executed for treason...'.

<*> OOCly, Pointier is lucky he had is one food.

Yum-Y-PIL-6 pages: Sweet!

From afar, Yum-Y-PIL-6 would've shot BOB if he'd kept stalling, however.

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "It is one cracked game Z. Not sure if I would want to play but it is fun to watch and MS3k it."

You paged Yum-Y-PIL-6 with 'His first idea was to build a cleansuit for the ship... That kind of broke down when they realized the rockets would burn the parachutes...'.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 had a lot of fun "What'd you guys think of Yummy? I had a blast playing her.."

From afar, Yum-Y-PIL-6 sniggers "Good one."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "She was nice and cheery."

<*> OOCly, Mattson thinks she is Raul illigimate graddaughter.

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Yummy. Raul's granddaughter. In the NWO. Must suggest to Eus."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "It's wacky. If you take it too seriously, though, it'll drive you nuts. You're going to die a lot, and in odd and ignoble ways, but that's why I just run it for one-nighters."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "I was just thinking of doing something like that myself."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Don't you dare, Tyson."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Naw, Progenitors, get more acess to mind altering drugs."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 dares!

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "You gonna do logs and quotes?"

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Verbana. OR Cultist."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Okay, I'm feeling better now."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Eventually. I've got to get my computer fixed, first. Matt's will log, but his organization system for programs is enough to get a packrat to commit suicide."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 nods.

Database checkpoint in progress - stand by...

Database checkpoint complete.

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "I know all too well how that is."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Make you sure copy/paste or whatever."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "I will be able to get M:EF quotes up tonight, though, since the logs are posted on my site."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Hurrah!"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "W00T!"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Hey guys, Z has already been quite generous in running these games, how about next time I try something?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Now I need to get ready for work. Didn't really expect a happy ending, but it's possible to win even in Paranoia... See you later this week, Friday at the latest."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "What did you have in mind, Joe?"

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "Bye Z!"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Cool."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Wait, you do have the log, right?"

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Later."

<*> OOCly, Mattson says, "Later, Z."

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Sure Joe."

<*> OOCly, Dayzdark says, "Yes. I have the log."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "I won"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 says, "Adios."

<*> OOCly, Jimmy says, "I do not know, something lose and on the fly."

<*> OOCly, Pointier says, "I won't see you did next Sunday. Later"

<*> OOCly, Yum-Y-PIL-6 won, too.