[A group of small, super-deformed anime men run out in a line. One of them, a small boy with a long braid, steps forward.]

Chibi Duo: MAT3K Chibis, fall in! Role call!

Don't tell Bodger's friends. They'll kick her ass. Dragonmaster, master of all things... er, dragonny. Ark has no fear! Ha! I revived a planet, you hear? Oooh, butterfly. I'm Bart. I'm the star of the Chibis. You know it, I know it. You know it, I know it.

For the last time, I am NOT Quatre, Duo! Three's the lucky number, donchya know. Strong and silent type. Just don't talk to him about women. DAMMIT! I do NOT like the Dukes of *&*%ing Hazard!

Awww, FREAK OUT! C'est chique, le freak! I'm cooler 'cause I'm evil. Admit it. MiSTer extraordinaire, that is true. And my first name ISN'T 'Ambiguously Gay,' so shut up. I don't like Gears, fighting OR weird collections of anime characters.

Put a little love in your heart... It'll ease the pain when I kill ya. Blue Lightning don't just describe my fighting skills, y'know. Heh heh. Ohh, where is that Spoony Bard? He's so dreamy... What 'bishounen' mean?

Reports of my affairs with Jim Hawking have been greatly exaggerated. Don't hate me 'cause I'm a religious fundamentalist. As in, 'The one that WASN'T turned into a frog.' Once again, my sword has cut a worthless object.

Now now ladies, there's plenty of me for the lovin'... Being a Chibi? I don't HATE it... All I want is a little bit of blood and mayhem! Is that too much to ask? You know, it's hard enough living with Gene without people making assumptions about our relationship...

Welcome to the Satellite of Avatars. I'm Joel Robinson, chibi version, and these are my pals Crow and Tom Servo... You know, she wusses out in the ending, so I'm always alive. I guess that's a good thing, though... BLAAAAAARGH. Notice the half-assed attempt to avoid a religious reference. Damn you, Squaresoft.

Damn, man! There's a lot of long-haired guys here, but I'm the coolest! Mwe he he he... I'll get into Tokyo U someday! Really! Oh, Adel, my love...

Ack! Leg cramp! Smeg off. Say 'treasure hunter' or I'll rip your lungs out! Go away. Don't bother me.

Schala is NOT a blonde. Nothing you can say will convince me otherwise. 1.) I'm definitely the cutest on this page. 2.) Yeah, being a Chibi's cool, I guess... GET ME DOOOOWN! I deny any knowledge of the character, 'Cait's Friend.' What the cat and his mog do in their own time is their own business.

Managing superstars takes panache. Don't ask me how I manage. Too damn cool for words. Lemme check my notes... Not mute, just taciturn.

I deny any and all allegations of relations with furniture. What am I doing here again? Long live the Highland Empire! ... or, what's left anyway. *sniff* Why is Puberty Boy here?

I am the one chosen to become one with the Planet. I'll do it after 'Whose Line.' I don't have an identity crisis. Really. Just a toss of the die... Why the hell did they get my picture from a shounen-ai fan art?!

Marilyn Manson was my greatest idol. There. I showed. Where's the 1,000,000 wulongs you promised me? Whatever. Huh? I see Jowy, but where's Nanami?

It's hard to be Batman when you've got biology homework... DON'T DISS MY MOM! RARGH! I could throw these lightweights around easily. GAH! SPIDER!

 

 

Chibi Duo:Salute!

[All salute and run off.]

 

Back to sanity... or at least figuratively