Ya wanna know about ME?!  Why the heck would ya want to do that?  Ah well...

Name:  Elizabeth Faye Badger

Nickname:  American:  Beth
                       British & Internet:  Bodger, Dragomorph

Age:  18

Birthdate:  4/26/83

Born in:  Bellevue, Washington

Hometown:  Renton, Washington

Hobbies:  Net-surfing, MiSTing, IM chatting, video games, reading, writing, OCCASIONALLY playing the flute

Exciting stuff:  Once had a story published in a national contest; moved to England for two years

Whatchya reading:  Lotsa fanfiction.  The occasional book, but it's gotta be pretty damn unconventional.  Of course, I'm always game for Terry Pratchett and Harry Potter. . .

Whatchya Writing:  MST3K, Earthbound, Subreality.  Occasionally I MiST.

Video games:  RPGs all the way, man!  Nuff said.  Shameless Squaresoft whore.  Of course, given a copy of DDR I might reconsider my position. . .

Telly:  Television bites.  Only good stuff:  Futurama, MST3K (when possible), The Lone Gunmen (which by the time this page goes up will probably be cancelled, knowing Fox), Whose Line is It Anyway (when I freakin' REMEMBER. . .)

Anime:  Kamikaze Kaitto Jeanne (magical girl with brains); Patlabor (down-to-Earth Gundam); Cowboy Bebop (just damn cool); Lupin III (ara-ara-araaaaa!!!); Love Hina (Keitaro is adorable); Kodomo no Omocha ("I don't hate it. . .")

How you gonna live yo' life?:  Er... well, I'm PLANNING on being a writer for comic books, but you know how these things work out...

Personality:
    Kirin:  She has one?
    Bodger:  Shaddap.  Ahem.  Happily neurotic, not great at social skills, but getting better, prefers time at home to a night out, absolutely chock-full of bizarre little contradictions which I'd rather not get into.

And now for something completely different:  If the Good Humor man suddenly found himself in a bad humor, would the universe spontaneously collapse on itself?

Kirin:  Okay, folks, show's over.   Get out of here!