Episode 101: Control by MarchHare
Plot Synopsis: We kick off the series with a charming little tour into the strange and bizarre world of yaoi angst-lemons. In this little piece of disturbing FF8 hell, we find that Squall and Laguna are having... shall we say, family issues. Well, namely Laguna wants to bonk Squall. Unwillingly. So does most of the male cast of Final Fantasy VIII, it seems -- Seifer gets off pretty lightly as the eternal love interest who's willing to go a little rough for the sake of his boyfriend. Charming. If you think this is dark, don't even TOUCH the predecessor...
Host Segments:
Opening: Marissa and Kaye read a letter from Kirin, and decide that providing buttery goodness for the SoAers isn't worth the cost of postage. Nekita enters with the video selection, and the concept of MiSTing is thus thrust upon our heroines.
Ending: The girls come up with ideas for how the fic should end. It's decided that the best thing to do is to give it all up and go for ice cream.
Review Summary: Shallow and somewhat voyeuristic.