When I think back on all the crap I learn in high school
it's a wonder I can think at all.

Be learned you fool. For you are nothing in the world if have not learned the ways of the people.
Be social you fool. For you shall not get through life by your own accord.
Be spoken you fool For the world is not a silent place.
Be poked you fool For there is nothing in the world that isn't the least annoying.
Be literate you fool For you know nothing if you read nothing.

I wander around downtown and I think to myself "what the hell am I doing here?"
Why should I be here when I can be somewhere else as equally entertaining and significantly cleaner.

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close
to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."