The Ass Arrived, Beautiful and Most Brave was borne from the ashes of another band that no one cares about. The band set out with the sole purpose of making music playable by intstruments, and has hitherto succeeded. What will the future hold for these inveterate dreamers? Only time will tell. All residing in Madison, Connecticut, the members are:

Taylor Newton: Drums // Dwight Smith: Guitar // CJ Worzella: Bass // Andrew Stehney: Guitar/Vocals