"You really are a skittish critter!"
"Coffee, then babies."
"I forgot to pay attention again."
"Note to selves: get high."
"It's like the Laundry Cirque de Solei!"
"Uh oh, I almost locked my hand out!"
"Did I just start speaking Portuguese up here and not even notice?"
"She's like a jack-in-the-box!"
"Can I come too?"
"How old are you guys, 10?"
"I feel like we're going into some deep depths that no one else ever goes into...except for the people behind us. Oh yeah, and the people in front of us."
"I think it's time for us to go to bed now..."
"Why did I just watch her put Sprite in my ice cream?"
While you're on the New Haven line, is your teen doing a line of coke?
"Wow, iced coffee! I didn't know you were a fan!!"
"Wow, hair dryer! What's the special ocassion?"
Late night jam sessions, The Royal Tenenbaums, SNL, Say Anything..., SLC Punk, Shrek, The F Train, stupid white bitches, whatthefuck? scary hair, scary underwear, scary cookies, scary...everything, brooms, mops, garbage collage, fanny pack wings, white trash, caution tape and hardware stores, Good MORN-ing world! bulletin board, robotic roommate, $87 lamps, Tower Records, throwing food at my window, fake fights, the unbeatable subway game: What the Hell is That?, trashing my room, crumbs on the bed, sleeping on the floor, doing laundry at 3 am
Mangoes, week-old pizza, guitar, "Where's Sam?", living in the closet, "Do I have a roommate?", Paul Simon dance parties, Kool Aid, Easy Mac, Simon and Garfunkel, Margaret Cho ("way harsh"), Fresh Prince of Bel Air, chillin in CT, Ame-LIE, Little House on the Prairie nightgown (if it even was that)
Ani Difranco, Robert the Bouncer, Club 708, Cpub 701
