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The curried lentil's got it in for me. But meanwhile...
Dmitri Shostakovich: Symphonies 6 and 11I hadn't been to an orchestral performance, really, since I heard the AASO play Berlioz' shortly after I moved here. My indiscriminate, wanton listening pleasure from CBC Radio 2 having recently rekindled my love of orchestral music, I decided I should probably take the opportunity--the $10, mezzanine opportunity--to check out a world-famous orchestra when one finally hit town. As a resuly, I decided Friday to go hear Valery Gergiev and the Kirov Mariinsky Theatre Orchestra play Dmitri Shostakovich's Sixth and Eleventh Symphonies (the latter entitled "The Year 1905", in honor of the abortive rebellions against the czarist government) at Hill Auditorium. I've been meaning to go there again for some time, as the local University musical societies often put on shows there. After last night, I suspect I'll become something of a regular visitor.
The Kirov dates from the early 1700s, when Peter the Great put together the Mariinsky Theatre Orchestra as part of his westernizing programs. It achieved great prominence in the world of European music (Verdi's
La forza del destino premiered there, as did the Russian production of Wagner's
Ring cycle) up to and into the Soviet era, when it was renamed the Kirov (presumably after Stalin's "mysteriously" murdered henchman-cum-rival of 1934). Valery Gergiev has been conducting there for some time, having performed some of Shostakovich's other symphonies here last year to great popular acclaim. Many of the stories concerning the maestro focus on his intense, bestubbled appearance, and I'm afraid I can't let it go without observing that he
does look like he should be threatening Vin Diesel in a number of straight-to-video minor action masterpieces.
I'm not actually the world's biggest Shostakovich fan, but I was glad I went. With all the orchestral stuff I've been listening to lately, it was good to get a picture of how an orchestra actually works, although the place of the conductor therein is still a bit of a mystery to me. At the last minute, the order was reversed, with the Sixth coming first. Call me cynical, but I suspect it was done in order to prevent mass desertions in the second half, as I believe the Eleventh to be more popular and famous. The Sixth was a sprightly little number with only three movements that tended towards neoclassicism in the lack of a programmatic background or any sort of atonal muckery, and was all right, but it was good to get to the Eleventh. Held in the program and in various musical histories as a ringing condemnation of tyranny everywhere (still up in the air, I understand, whether Shostakovich included his own bosses in the statement), it began with a chilling portrayal of the square in which the "Bloody Sunday" masacre of January 1905 took place, the warm sterility of the music recalling some of the passages from
Dune, in which Duke Leto muses to Paul about their new life on Arrakis. The propulsive nature of the ensuing movements (concluding with the "Tocsin," in which a bell is struck repeatedly on stage to end the thing) actually got me moving in my seat like I was dancing at a show, which didn't come as a big surprise as much of the stuff I've been hearing lately includes orchestral arrangements, usually strings. A couple of others were doing the same thing, and it all went down terribly well. There were several curtain calls after it was all over, and I managed to beat the frenzied rush for the exits and move into the increasingly cold night.
The Lost Continent (1968)Every time I see waht I think is the craziest damn movie ever made, I have to revise my opinion a week or so later. Last time it was
Zachariah (1970), which I watched to get the Eurosleaze stench of
The Sinful Dwarf (1972) and
Tintorera (1977) out of my nostrils, with future 80s TV stars John Rubinstein (
Crazy Like A Fox)* and Don Johnson (what else?) as
hippie gunfighters in the Old West, with a supporting cast including Country Joe and the Fish, Doug Kershaw, Dick Van Patten, and the James Gang. But enough.
The Lost Continent was a good Hammer movie. For someone who loves British horror movies so much, I'm not a big fan of Hammer Films (the words I suspect most aficionados hear when they think "British horror movies"), and think they were at their best when getting away from the tired old Dracula and Frankenstein formulas and coming up with stuff like
Quatermass and the Pit (1968),
Captain Kronos (1974), and
The Lost Continent. The latter is based on the novel
Uncharted Seas, by that racist old curmudgeon Dennis Wheatley. His novels are generally awful (he was sort of the fictional equivalent of Paul Johnson) but they had some good stuff made out of them, like this and
The Devil Rides Out of the same year. The plot of
The Lost Continent sounds like something I might have come up with when I was in my early years of high school (and one may ask why the hell I didn't): A tramp steamer escapes from Sierra Leone with a bunch of sketchy, horny, insane drunk people on board, as well as a cargo of explosives that will detonate when coming into contact with water. A hurricane and a mutiny later, the remaining crew and passangers drift into the Sargasso Sea, encountering bloodsucking vines (the
second Hammer effect I've inadvertently copied in one of my short stories), a creature variously described in other synopses as a giant octopus or jellyfish (it doesn't get a lot of screen time, so the question's probably moot), giant crabs and scorpions, a lost "civilization" descended from Spanish conquistador and Inquisitor castaways, and a gutsy female freedom fighter with great Renaissance Fair fashion sense and what I can only describe as Cyclopean cleavage.
It's
completely batshit but awesome, and this is all due to the cast. Eric Porter manages to be heroic, thoughtful, and gloriously crass at the same time as the captain, and, while I know he was a big television name in the UK (Soames Forsyte in the first
Forsyte Saga, Moriarty in the Jeremy Brett
Sherlock Holmes, and Count Bronowsky in
The Jewel in the Crown), I don't recall seeing any of his film work before (note to self: see
Hands of the Ripper). Tony Beckley, as the merry drunk Tyler, gives one of his best performances (and I've seen him opposite Orson Welles' Falstaff in
Chimes of Midnight as Ned Poins, Michael Caine's Charlie in
The Italian Job as Camp Freddy, and Tom Baker's Doctor in the 1976
Doctor Who story "The Seeds of Doom"--see what I mean about this cast?). The movie's debatably greatest moment arrives with Porter's announcement that the ship is taking on water: Beckley grins cheekily and starts playing the "Dead March" from
Saul on the piano (while
I almost snorted up my beer, I think one of the characters hits him immediately afterward). Suzanna Leigh, she of the clingy dresses, entices various male crew and passengers, most of whom meet suspiciously sticky ends--the radioman in a comically gruesome termination (
The Lost Continent has a fair number of these, some of which foretell
Return of the Jedi and
Dead Calm) and the sleazy con man Ricaldi (the hilarious--and wonderfully named--Benito Carruthers) being dragged off the screen by the aformentioned unidentified tentacled invertebrate (UTV--it just looks better than UTI--and if it's unidentified, how do we really know it's an invertebrate at
all?). Her crass, possessive father, played by Nigel Stock, also gets it at some point. So stay the hell away from
her, I guess. Hildegarde Knef, as the past-hampered Eva, brings most of the run-of-the-mill pathos to this movie, but apart from some good scenes with porter, and a healthy, bracing "we have to do something!" ethic throughout the movie, there's not much of that. Jimmy Hanley and a refreshingly spirited James Cossins are wonderful as crew members, and Dana Gillespie is not only gorgeous and well-endowed but also does a good job on the acting front, as she would nine years later in
The People That Time Forgot. The whole thing unfolds against a backdrop of eye-catching, mildly psychedelic (alternately impressive and laughable) set design, as well as a soundtrack that oscillates between stiff-upper-lip action-adventure orchestral and organ-laden soft-porn. Great stuff.
This was my first ever Netflix movie, by the way (not counting
Quatermass and the Pit, which I ordered earlier this month but which turned out to have an inexplicable gash down the middle); while I'll still probably rent from Liberty Street, I can't deny how great it is to have such a service available. The selection alone makes it worth subscribing, and at $6-10 a month, it's gloriously affordable.
*With Slavic composers still fresh in the mind, I found out that Rubinstein is the son of Arthur Rubinstein, legendary pianist and one of the most iconic interpreters of Chopin.