That's How We All Died That Night
Now Playing: Sing-Sing--"Emigre"
Local supergroup Descent of the Holy Ghost Church is no more. I had the privilege of attending their final show last Saturday, amidst a weekend replete with good music. Already jazzed by the Halfass benefit show, featuring Patrick Elkins (weird and strident, who can be an acquired taste but is, as Joseph Cotten said of Orson Welles, "never, ever dull"), Kelly Caldwell (see here and there), and the Dollfaces (rather flat Detroit r'n'r--apparently the Von Bondies were supposed to show at some point but didn't), in a ramshackle mini-palace on North Division reminiscent of the house in Fight Club, I found myself in a very agreeable mood for Saturday night's show. There's a curious and unexpected transcendence to be found in listening to a lovely, dulcet female voice trilling her exquisite "Daffodils" while crammed against the house fridge with a forty of Budweiser held aloft in order to facilitate the movement of passersby--I always seem to be in the way. There was more room at the Blind Pig.

Descent included two great solo performers--Chris Bathgate (guitar) and Matt Jones (drums)--another solo performer--Jansen Swy (keyboard; who pleasantly surprised me at an earlier show but whose stuff I didn't hear too much)--as well as the masterful Ross Huff on trumpet and the unstoppably vivacious Carol Gray on violin. That night they added Louis Dickinson and some other fellow whose name I didn't catch. Whether it was my general position in the audience of each of their shows, or previous expectations based on the languid, introspective styles of Chris and Matt's solo shows, I always expected them to sound different. The sound, which I thought finally, truly came together that night in time to convince me that they were much more than the sum of their parts, was an agreeably messy melange of indie-folk with strong jazz and funk undercurrents (the latter, I think, mainly due to Jansen and Ross) that I wish had been recorded somehow. The audience, primed by the promising sounds of the Dardanelles (what a great name for a band) got into the act, singing along like it was a Kelly Caldwell show and cheering wildly at the end (although failing to get an encore). The band was crisply turned out in nice suits, with Carol completely rocking a wedding dress--it was one of the great shows, up there with the Madison House and Bad Idea finales, or the No Fun Records showcase of 2004. Dithering for a bit afterwards while watching Misty "pony" across the empty floor of the Blind Pig (and failing a half-cocked flamenco myself), I decided to attend the afterparty, where we all danced, drank, and sang ("Like A Prayer" and "The Star-Spangled Banner" among others) into the wee hours, governed by the impish whims of a temperamental iPod. Many, many thanks, DHGC and everyone who helped to make the weekend so enjoyable.

I like to think I'm a pretty tough hombre when it comes to pop culture. There's a clean fun to be had out of truly wrongheaded moments that touches the spiritual. Having said that, I was at a commercial break in the Olympics a few nights ago when I flipped channels for the hell of it. I stopped at a gleaming villainous lair with an oily miscreant in a white robe threatening two captive females. What seemed like an eternity passed before I realized that the females were Hilary Duff and Law and Order's Angie Harmon. The shock of not wanting to believe that the villain was Ian McShane (oh, sure, he's been in crap before, but still...) nearly sent me out into the snow, screaming in preparation for "accidentally" stumbling and running my head into the sidewalk pavement. Oh, the movie was Agent Cody Banks, if anyone was curious. It's all right now, though; I'm cool.

"Curse of the Shepherd House" was better. Screened for the Michigan Theater's Cinema Slam last night, it featured closing music by local country-folkies Dabenport and a screenplay by Bang! impresario Jason Gibner. Plot: Mild-mannered fellow moves into a nicely-colored house, aided by a chirpily untrustworthy realtor. Bizarre visions and manifestations ensue, leading to... well, something involving blood that results in the house changing hands again at the end. For ten minutes, there was a good deal of meat. The beginning and end gave off that "sun-drenched" vibe that worked so well for Valerie and Her Week of Wonders and Let's Scare Jessica To Death. The vision scenes were very well-done and the climax had a rough feel that made things a little scarier than if it had been done in a more polished manner. All in all, it was better than I expected--a worthy reason to venture into the theater again after half a year (the ticket being only five bucks helped a good deal, too). The entire program was actually pretty strong. There were some dopey two-to-three-minuters, "Phone Physical," a highly amusing short that wouldn't have been out of place as a Kids In The Hall sketch, and two outstanding works: "Tahara" featured an Arab-American woman's grisly memories of her circumcision (better known as female genital mutilation) and its consequences for her own daughter, and "The Act" starred the great Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Foreman of That 70s Show)as a standup comedienne with a secret. Now I actually want to go to Cinema Slam again--wasn't expecting that either.

Midwinter Varia
Now Playing: Family--"Normans"
I haven't been writing a great deal, but I've at least started, so this reduction in blog volume is beginning to have the intended effect. It's nice, too, to take a couple of days off from the internet. I'm a little spoiled in that I don't have internet at home, but it's still nice. I'm presently slogging through Austin Tappan Wright's colossal and curiously uninvolving classic of speculative fiction, Islandia (1942). Hopefully I'll still be able to claim victory. Once I'm done, I think I'll give not buying books a whirl. My brain feels oversaturated. As a result, scattered thoughts from the past few weeks...

The Olympics: I'm actually into them this year. Torino looks gorgeous. Snowboarding looks fun as hell. I actually managed to enjoy figure skating (the NBC personality profiles with Johnny Weir looking like someone's about to feed him grapes made me laugh my ass off). The French guy's coach in the men's short program was scaaaaaary.

The Halfass February Show: Slumber Party, Showdown At The Equator, and Marie and Francis played the Halfass on the 10th. There was a confusing amount of space and so I was able to move around and breathe, in contrast to the Descent and GLMS show a couple of weeks previous. This meant, of course, that the show didn't sell out, probably due to fanbase issues. From what I've seen at other shows, the garage-rock and prog-folk scenes in this town have their own cohesive and enthusiastic audiences that can generally be counted on to attend well-publicized shows like the last two. The show February 10 may have been a little too eclectic to sell out. That's never been a problem with me, of course, and the first two acts were tremendous fun. Marie and Francis, featuring former Saturday Looks Good To Me vocalist Betty Marie Barnes and, I'm told, various members of Pas/Cal (who I haven't heard yet), came first, with a collection of sweet little country-tinged songs that, while not particularly groundbreaking, were pretty and slightly offbeat. Showdown At The Equator's been around for a while--lead vocalist Kelly Caldwell, previously elegized here (sometime last April--I'm too lazy to link right now), was absent, but Bryce Burasinski and Scott DeRoche held down the fort with some great, loungy sets that fit very well with the laidback mood I'd achieved that night. The spell broke on Slumber Party, "doom rock" which turned out rather blah (the phrase "doom rock," I think, raises certain expectations). I went home not too unenthused about leaving.

Valentine's Day: Can, in the words of Johnny Weir, "eat it." I'm so glad that diseased double-twelve is gone for another year. It's not my holiday, so get out of my face.

Work: A glut of new people. I always hate training people at work. Once you arrive at a natural rhythm, daily duties are difficult to convey to anyone else. It doesn't help that my superior's personality has rendered my workplace attitude somewhat robotic. The last thing I want to happen while on autopilot is for someone to ask me about... anything, really. The newbies seem pretty cool, though; maybe they'll make the old place tolerable again. One's already told me a few bloodcurdling kitchen stories about a certain redolent-with-European-charm-my-ass Main Street restaurant (it can't be any worse than Don Carlos, but I'm still miffed that they never seem to have employment applications ready when I ask for them; what is wrong with that fucking printer???). Anyway, life goes on, and my food-service philosophy (most people in this country should count themselves lucky that they have enough to eat, let alone enough to pay for it) continues to try and fit with making a slow buck in the cause of the service "industry." It's twisted as hell, but then so can I be.

Cheney's "Quail": Of course it was an accident, but the way the White House handles these things... Jesus. Things were appalling before, but this little incident takes us further and further into some surreal Marie Antoinette territory. Every time I look at these guys, I get the feeling my country's basically over and done with. I obviously hope not, but it's hard to fight the pessimism.

Doomwatch (1972): I went over to Lou's house last weekend to watch a few movies--the crappy, not-bad-enough-to-be-funny, not-good-enough-not-to-suck The Mysterians (1958) and Doomwatch. I haven't been renting movies recently--"The New Stringency" is working wonders. Lou's going to run Alexei Ptushko's legendary "Sinbad in Finland" movies (that's the plot of one, I swear--it was on MST3K and everything) for Cinema Guild in March, but he's taking a break for now. Doomwatch is fantastic--I expected it to be mildly diverting, but it turned into nearly as much of a Brit horror classic as The Wicker Man. Not that Doomwatch is anywhere near as good as The Wicker Man, but most movies aren't, really. Ian Bannen stars as a hotshot doctor working for the title environmental watchdog organization, and travels to a remote Cornish island to investigate weird medical symptoms among the clannish islanders. With the help of cute schoolmarm Judy Geeson (I'm not usually into her, but she was great in this), he unravels the secret (involving shady chemical companies, natch), which leads to a fateful decision that could destroy the whole island. Veteran Hammer Dracula director Peter Sasdy manages to work some eerie, refreshingly nonexploitative horror into the proceedings, and the end is a haunting affair, offering no easy answers, heroes, or villains. Nice work.

CBC Radio 2 (Windsor): I love you. I'm surprised that when well-meaning Canadians were advising people here on emigration after November '04, they didn't mention the high quality of the airwaves as a selling point. It's a terrific mix of orchestral, jazz, and indie rock (the latter courtesy of Radio 3 during the wee hours, but whatever) that, unlike WCBN, can be relied on not to play anything from the Yoko Ono school of music for a half-hour (I'll support local radio, but I don't really listen to it that much). They do play an awful lot of Telemann, though. I don't care if the guy's been dead for two and a half centuries; someone at CBC's getting their backs scratched. They are on 89.9 FM in southeast Michigan, though, if anyone's interested.

Rage Less
Now Playing: Cream--"Deserted Cities of the Heart"
The frequency of entries in this blog will probably decrease. I've decided to start writing again, and I suspect the effort that goes into these rambles could be better employed elsewhere. I won't stop doing it--I just won't blog as much.

I've tried to cut down on going out, too, and have only seen two shows in the past couple of weeks. The Satin Peaches, with Without Misty and Mason Proper, played the Blind Pig Wednesday before last, and I decided to alter my ban on weeknight shows for just one minute. The Peaches give a welcome and rather old-fashioned form of tub-thumping rock, a needed antidote to midweek doldrums. I didn't see Mason Proper, but Without Misty gave a good set as well, with a rousing cover of the Buzzcock's "Ever Fallen In Love." Friday, the Halfass hosted Great Lakes Myth Society, Descent of the Holy Ghost Church and Canada. The place was packed--not the most congenial environment for movement or breathing, but it was a good show nonetheless. Canada was a pleasant surprise--jammy folk rock with some heavy cello action. The set was livened considerably by an impromptu dance on stage by some random audience member (who went on to piss on the men's room floor, grab cash out of the cover box, and assault a concertgoer before being arrested), as well as snotty anti-Canada comments by some know-it-all behind me. Descent and GLMS were great--it was the biggest crowd I'd ever seen for a Descent show, and the good feeling in the air was palpable.

Saturday, I stayed home and watched a pair of hilariously perverse cinematic gems. Lost and Delirious (2001) demonstrates that everything one suspected of Canadian girls' private schools was true--the lesbian affairs, the impassioned fencing, the mystical connections with stranded birds of prey... it's all there, man. I went to see Coyote Ugly because of Melanie Lynskey, but left with a fond regard for Piper Perabo. She's terrific in Lost and Delirious as the wronged lover, with a surprisingly good young Mischa Barton (before she started annoying the crap out of everyone as Marissa on The OC) as her timorous sidekick. Despite some drawbacks--inappropriate use of slo-mo, the dopey riot-grrl slogan "rage more!" which threatens to become this flick's "seize the day!", an ending which is rather patronizing to one of the main characters--it's a decent little flick. Quebec has never looked better.

Mark of the Devil (1969)--also known, I understand, as Burn, Witch, Burn!, to judge by the video cover, is "positively the most HORRIFYING film ever made!" It's not, really, but it is an unexpectedly good expose of bloodthirsty witchhunts in 1770 Austria. Herbert Lom (who's fantastic; I don't think I've ever seen him as good in anything else) and Reggie Nalder play the sleazy witchfinders, with Udo Kier as Lom's conscience-stricken young assistant. There's a lot of gore and nastiness (I actually had to turn away my eyes for a couple of scenes), presumably to appeal to the Euro-exploitation market, but it's all in the service of a gripping story (with gorgeous locations and relatively lavish production design). Even the discordant musical notes add some charm--the opening scenes, showing a party of monks and nuns waylaid and molested by thugs, are set to luscious soft-core nonsense that would sound more appropriate to scenes with Alain Delon (for instance) arriving in his swinging bachelor pad to find Jane Fonda or Jane Asher in his bathtub. It all turns very grim, with a cathartic but downbeat finale. Don't let the packaging fool you--it's not that bad. Austria has never looked better. Unless The Last Valley was filmed in Austria, in which case it has. Actually, I'm not all that sure that Mark of the Devil was filmed in Austria, so--stop listening to me.

Thursday, I went to Planned Parenthood to hear longtime prochoice activist Jean King discuss the implications of the present political situation for reproductive rights, as well as her experiences with organizing to defeat state antichoice referenda back in the 1970s. Coupled with seeing Lost and Delirious, the talk made me realize I shouldn't flag on the volunteer stuff. The WRAP library nears completion--at some time next week I must begin cataloging titles for the database.

So. Not very stirring, but that's how it goes.

Peanuts, Mr. Bond?????
Now Playing: Chris Bathgate--"I've Been Saving Up"
Now for some poetry.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't--

Nah, that didn't work.

Saturday night, I had dinner at the Fleetwood, chatted with Kathy, and walked over to my friend Lou's house to watch a couple of movies, stopping at Washtenaw Dairy for a sixpack of Labatt. My way took me through some of the more southerly tracts of the Old West Side--a little less well-heeled, perhaps--up and down hills, skirting Allmendiger Park, all among a crisp, brilliant night ruled by a full and luminous moon. As I put this memory to words, I can see the moon through my own window, solitary and bisected by a tree branch, in the midst of an evening made darker by the harsh light of my room. Sometimes (okay, often) I wish I lived in the middle of nowhere, or at least some place that didn't have such a tyrannical array of streetlights (Geddes Avenue, to be precise). In any event, I haven't enjoyed a walk like that in quite a while.

Lou's cozy house is a testament to the collector's instinct, one I used to have but which has been increasingly slipping away. It's a little awe-inspiring to see all the videos marked with such exact precision--Godard, Cassavetes, von Sternberg--all filed away in neat cardboard boxes and marked with Post-Its. I cast a gimlet eye over my shambolic CDs and books and wish I was able to still do that. We talked a bit and then adjourned with our beers to the basement, where Lou had set up a DVD projector.

Moonfleet (1955): A late Fritz Lang adventure flick, with Stewart Granger as a slick yet tormented swell who returns to 18th-century England having successfully imported a variety of silks and brandies, as well as a hot flamenco dancer. He almost immediately inherits a whey-faced, helium-voiced child with a mysterious connection to his past. This complicates matters, for, this being the southwest coast of England, Granger naturally turns out to be a smuggler (with, believe it or not, Dan Seymour and Jack Elam as two of his henchmen) and runs afoul of the auhorities and the always awesome George Sanders. He barely has time to romance "the Purr" (as I call Joan Greenwood) as he Lorna Doones and Jamaica Inns his way through the clutches of the authorities and in search of buried treasure. It's no masterpiece, but it's all in good fun--even in the most desperate straits, Granger's indomitable smugness is hard not to enjoy.

Tales of Mystery and Imagination and/or Spirits of the Dead (1968): Triple play based on three Poe short stories, directed by Roger Vadim, Louis Malle, and Federico Fellini. "Metzengerstein" (Vadim): Hot, depraved noblewoman (Jane Fonda) farts around her castle in a series of revealingly depraved outfits and pays the price for her... depravity. Great cinematography. "William Wilson" (Malle): Tremendous asshole (Alain Delon) discovers he has an inconvenient doppelganger (and thankfully pays the price for his depravity--guy's a prick). "Toby Dammit" (Fellini): Swinging yet incoherent actor (Terence Stamp) sees a whoooole lot of weird shit (including one of the creepiest apparitions I've ever seen in a horror movie). Everyone's apparently depraved, but only one person actually pays for anything. I wrote my Rome-set, dream-based story "Hotel Naiade" over a year before I saw this, and "Toby"'s atmosphere is exactly what I had in mind--it's magnificent.

The next day in Angell Hall, we saw Afraid To Die (1958), a Yasuzo Masumura yakuza flick with some serious stunt casting: legendary right-wing literary giant Yukio Mishima as a conscience-stricken mobster trying to go straight. It's allegedly Masumura's worst movie, but I enjoyed it--there are some clever twists and one of the most hilariously suggestive songs I've ever heard. Again, if anyone in the Ann Arbor or Ypsi area is interested in Cinema Guild, contact Lou Goldberg at louisg@umich.edu.

Afterwords is closing!!!! One of the coolest bookstores downtown is shutting its doors over the next couple of weeks (and is marking everything 20% off). It had nowhere near the selection or prices of Dawn Treader, but you could often find the coolest stuff there when just popping in on the off-chance. This will unfortunately cut into my determination to get rid of more books, but what the hell.

A Prayer Won't Serve You Well
Now Playing: Sade--"Paradise"
I intend the following italicized comments as my contribution to a religious discussion on the British Horror Films forum:

Anyone who knows me will know that I'm not religious, and that I consider myself a thoroughgoing agnostic; both religious and atheistic belief, for me, rest on suppositions that can never be proven or disproven. My present convictions have been pretty much in place since I was twelve or thirteen, and have rarely changed since. My views, of course, don't prevent me from appreciating the good things religion has given the world--an extra buttressing of tradition to human decency (the abolition of slavey might have taken a good deal longer if it hadn't been for the religiously inspired fervor of some of its foremost advocates*) and countless literary and artistic achievements (I've mentioned before that I consider the Beatitudes one of the supreme human moments, and Velasquez and Caravaggio--the latter a pimp and murderer--are two of my favorite painters). I have friends both very religious and very atheistic, and we all get along famously. It's important to remember that most religious people DON'T fly planes into buildings, explode themselves in crowded public places, burn mosques (and the people inside), blow up abortion clinics and day care centers, or target doctors for assassination.**

That said, I can understand why so many people in Britain and secular areas like Western Europe and Canada are so worried about the corruptive powers of religion and how they influence the leaders of countries such as the United States and Iran. Watching the high and mighty in my country prattle on about the great influence of Christ in their lives--while acting like they've never even SEEN the Gospels, let alone read them--is a nauseating experience, and I hate to think that we've all got at least three more years of this crap ahead. It's important to remember, though, that a lot of the religious bullshit--in the United States, certainly--is fairly recent historically, at least on the official level. "In God We Trust" dates from McCarthyism, and even the celebration of Christmas wasn't really widespread until the arrival of the last century. In many cases, the "ancient traditions" allegedly "threatened" by my fellow secular humanists exist in the span of living memory. Religious belief isn't what this country's about--it's the toleration and protection of religious belief AND non-religious belief. So as far as I actually have a religion, it essentially lies in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, inspired by the finest sentiments of religious belief but not dictated by or beholden to them. I have no problems with people who believe otherwise, but let's remember the reason this country came into being in the first place.

*In fairness, of course, much of the pro-slavery side was backed by religious arguments as well.

**Which, despite the literally deadly seriousness of the subject, always makes me think of the Hank Murphy line on "Sealab 2021": "On Mars, doctors and other wizards are FORBIDDEN!!" It's a hilarious line, but I suspect there are people out there who actually think that way.

I spent the first part of Friday evening at Conor O'Neill's using my Christmas bonus gift certificate. Conor's is Ann Arbor's theme-park Irish pub, with pictures of James Joyce and concordant quotations and limericks on the walls. Conor's blows hot and cold for me. It can be pretty pleasant during the daytime--I recall watching the Michigan-Ohio State football game there the year before last, and have rarely spent such an enjoyable Saturday afternoon (at least in this town). On weekend nights it becomes an amalgam of Dante's Inferno and some of the divier frat-oriented bars toward campus; "meat market" doesn't come close to doing it justice. I had a good time last night, though. The fisherman's pie was sinfully delicious, and I had the added treat of watching some of our regular customers disporting themselves barely two tables away like frenzied, hooting chimps. They all work at one of those generic downtown companies that involve computers or investment or something, and they always seem such saddened creatures, pinched by the cold and secretly furious at having to waste their lunch break standing in line for anything (and some awful purty ones, I have to admit). I almost certainly exaggerate, but it was good to see them cut loose. While unable to avoid the young women growing rosier and less inhibited, I managed to complete the meal's thematic unity by reading the chapter on Parnell in James Morris' Heaven's Command: "This maddening new kind of revolutionary accepted the abuse of the House [of Commons] with steely calm, infuriating his enemies by the imperturbable Britishness of his responses. He was every inch a gentleman, which made it all the worse."

Afterwards, I walked up Main Street to Crazy Wisdom for a terrific show, courtesy of Matt Jones, Jim Roll, Colette Alexander, Carol Gray, and Margaret Gray (whose delightfully vocal coterie of friends and fans--"Marry me, Margaret Gray!" was one of the night's unexpected highlights). The Jimmer opened, and was traditionally fab, bearing the welcome news that a new album would soon be in the offing. Margaret Gray gave a short but punchy set, many Ani DiFranco songs made slightly harder, I thought, by her voice. A Matt Jones show is always a pleasure, and Friday night's was enhanced by Colette and Carol's wonderful backup (cello and violin, respectively). One song, as yet untitled, had Colette melding bowing and pizzicato to create something which sounded very like the Philip Glass Koyaanisqatsi soundtrack with soul. And as if that weren't enough, we all watched the rain turn to snow through the colossal second-floor window behind the performers. I behaved like a bit of an ass, quite frankly, at one point gleefully waving my scarf, but we all seemed to have a great time. Getting back to religion for a moment, before the show I went browsing through the religion and spirituality section (did you know Mary Magdalene had her own Idiot's Guide?), and found a book on Sikhism founder Guru Nanak Singh in the Islam section. The relationship between Sikhism and Islam has never been very happy, especially in the first couple of centuries, and I hope some sharp-eyed staff member spots the incongruity. I chatted with a bunch of people, mainly Colette, Sari, Laura and Vince, endured a blueberry smoothie, rehydrated... it was all in good fun.

But then, in a perfect world, so would be everything.

I'm The Limit
Now Playing: Galaxie 500--"Isn't It A Pity"
This week's been rather uneventful. Of course, that won't stop me writing about it.

I'm currently working through my unread books in time for the beginning of February, when I intend to start writing again (or hit the big winter book sale at the library; I'm such a whore). Some recent thoughts on books and movies:

Bleak House (Charles Dickens, 1852): Wow! I read all his novels back in college--the Roanoke library had reproductions of the original editions, with the illustrations by George Cruikshank and "Phiz" (whatever his real name was), and I figured I might as well. This is supposed to be his greatest, and it's definitely a masterpiece of character, action, and description. The most nefarious character is probably the long-running lawsuit of Jarndyce and Jarndyce, in whose tentacles most of the characters flail to maintain their human dignity and/or financial stability. The BBC recently did what was supposed to be a terrific version, with Gillian Anderson as Lady Dedlock, but make sure you read it before it hits these shores.

Giants and Toys (Yasuzo Masumura, 1958): Crazy-ass Japanese corporate satire about rival candy companies and the depths to which they'll sink to maximize profits. This was Cinema Guild's first movie since August, and I was thrown for a loop, as I expected it to be funnier, but shame on me, I guess. Lives are wrecked and dignity in general gets tossed in the crapper. There's a great running gag of the main company's sales figures taking this vertical plunge to the bottom every time we see them. You'll never look at caramel the same way again.

The Sundering Flood (William Morris, 1896): Morris' last "medieval romance" (proto-fantasy novel) was finished a short time before he died, and it's a gripping story of two lovers separated by war and revolution (sort of, anyway), if you can make it through all the purposefully archaic prose. There's an interesting bit in there when the citizens of the City of the Sundering Flood rise up against the king and basically establish a republic! Morris was a socialist and his take on the possibilities of fantasy was definitely a little different than those of his successors, J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis (and, many of you will probably infer, much more palatable for this commentator--more people should really be writing this stuff). The Wood Beyond The World and The Well At The World's End are very good, too.

Ali and Nino (Kurban Said, 1937): Mysterious love story set against a backdrop of war and revolution, etc., etc. This one's mainly interesting because of its author, whose story was recently told in Tom Reiss' biography The Orientalist. It's pretty good in its own right, focusing on the title lovebirds (respectively, Azeri and Georgian) in early twentieth-century Azerbaijan and Persia, and turns positively gripping at the end.

I just finished Marguerite Duras' The Sailor From Gibraltar (1952) and am starting A.E. van Vogt's Slan (1953)--reading these in chronological order is an interesting experience.

That's basically all that's happened this week, not that I'm complaining. I could be writing more, but... whatever.

Oats of Terror
Now Playing: Sleater-Kinney--"Entertain"
I've developed a habit over the past few months of not going out on weeknights. This saves money and makes me slightly--slightly--less ornery at work. I miss a few shows, but they're usually bands I'll end up seeing again.

Wednesday night saw a weird convergence of sorts at the Blind Pig, as Descent of the Holy Ghost Church played (with Kelly Jean Caldwell opening) the same night of local promoter/urban planning student/impresario Brandon Zwagerman's birthday. All things considered, it was time for me to poke my head outside the hole. I didn't see too much of the Descent's set itself, as I decided not to tempt fate and wound up back home at 12:30. What I saw was terrific, though--the country-folk most of their members have become known for, compliments of guitar and violin, infused with a funky, jangly sensibility that pleases the quirky faculties--I think this mainly the work of the keyboard. I'd seen them before, at Arbourfest, and they've already grown into something truly wonderful. One terrific surprise was Ross Huff's appearance on trumpet--head of Everyone A Pope, he and his band would have been the highlight of the Alex Robins farewell show if... well, if it hadn't been Alex Robins' farewell show. Interestingly (an adverb you'll doubtless read with an ironic grimace), the other acts didn't rock my world all that much. Kelly Caldwell's always worth seeing, but the music sounded clunky--it may have been the audio (Sara thought the guitar sounded decidedly off) or the weirdness of seeing her with a backup band (I'm going with the first explanation). It was worth it, anyway, to hear "Southern Boys" and especially "Daffodils" again. There was another group of young women anchored by Descent member Jansen Swy on keyboard which started things off and was, frankly, a little offputting. I might not have been in the mood as yet, but they did sing Chris Bathgate's "We Die Most Every Night" (I'm not sure of the actual title, or indeed of the band's name--any information would be appreciated).

Work's been rather annoying recently, and it was good to have a mid-week valve of sorts. It was a fun night--I only had two beers, read a good deal more of William Morris' The Sundering Flood (more on that later), wished Brandon a happy birthday (wishing I'd known it in Dutch) and hung and schmoozed, mostly with Sara, Colette and Misty. I was privileged to take a couple of rather decent phone camera pictures of the latter two with a pair of friends. Chatting with Colette reminded me, too, that I ought to reread War and Peace one of these days--the only part I remember in any detail is Nikolai Rostov's experiences at Austerlitz. I wafted off around midnight, secure in the knowledge that I'd be able to hear a full Descent set at the Halfass in less than a month.

Cinema Guild's back! After a hiatus of several months, free movies will be shown once more in the cavernous maw of G-160 in Angell Hall every Sunday afternoon at 1. Lou's apparently gotten some new people together and, while the Michael Powell retrospective is on the shelf for now, there should be some great new stuff to see. New old stuff, for the most part, but that's fine by me. There's probably no other way I would have gotten to see Valerie And Her Week of Wonders or Five Dolls For An August Moon. Highly recommended.

I had a nightmare recently that I was at work and had received an order for oatmeal (which we don't serve, by the way). We were missing several ingredients. Apparently this was my fault and I tried to cover up my error by mixing the oatmeal with tomatoes, cucumbers, and possibly human blood (which makes perfect sense, I'm sure you'll agree). When I'm thinking a little more clearly, maybe there can be something to to do along those lines. As I woke up, though, all I could think of was my joy at being awake.

Kiss the Killers and the Kind and the Crude
Now Playing: Bob Dylan--"Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again"
Thursday night, I went out to dinner with Mike and Jen, respectively, my ex-roommate and his wife. We ate at Arbor Brewing and it was great to see them again. I lived with Mike and Sean on Spring Street from 2003-04, and it was a real kick, by and large, even when our next-door neighbor called the cops on one of our parties. Each of us was involved in some sort of artistic pursuit--Sean was an architecture major at U-M and did drafting and models, Mike painted (and was recently accepted to the Savannah College of Art and Design; they're moving in June), and I wrote fiction and drew the occasional cartoon. Jen was over there a lot; I'd hardly known either of them when we first moved there, but we came to be pretty good friends. The collection of festivities surrounding their wedding (a crosstown pub-crawl for the bachelor/ette party and then the reception August before last, for which my brother was actually present and made quite an impression) was probably the most fun I had in 2004 apart from last New Year's Eve. I was afraid I wouldn't have a lot to say at dinner, but everything turned out as cozy as could be, as we swapped stories and drank beer. On my way home in a doomy night, I saw an explosion of crows at the Natural Science Museum, taking off and scattering around me as if I were Tippi Hedren.

Friday was fun but long--I worked for about thirteen hours with a break for dinner as I had to put together cookies for baking. I hate to say it (not really), but it's a lot more fun when la jefa is on vacation. Not once in the three days preceding New Year's was I treated like a toddler. Our lovely new business consultant Amy was filling in, as was a new counterperson, Emily by name, who's turning out rather cool. We've been busy, too--not all that much take-out, but the floor's been consistently packed (maybe not that shocking, as the main "dining room" is maybe a little larger than my bedroom). After it was all over, I was exhausted and repaired to the Old Town for two Dogfish too many (three, in case you wondered). I would have said hi to Misty and Jen, but the bar was full and they looked insanely busy.

Saturday, I finished Bleak House, started Lorna Doone (I'm trying to get through my remaining unread books in chronological order--William Morris' The Sundered Flood is next), and went to the New Year's Eve Bang at the Blind Pig. Most of my way was utterly silent and untenanted, the grand halls of the University of Michigan only failing to echo with silence because of the general dullness--barely a soul from Observatory to Division, under what would have been the most depressing sky ever if I hadn't been in a pretty good mood. Saturday Looks Good To Me and Johnny Headband were playing and I feared a line, so I passed by at 8:30 (an hour early) to already find a tiny throng of diehards outside the door. Feeling I was safe, I took a walk around a few blocks and stopped in to say hi to Phill at the Parthenon, the same person and place with whom I'd spent New Year's before last. On returning to the Pig, the line had multiplied--not too exponentially, but it was good to be there early. The first person I knew was Brandon, doggedly working the line and plugging the upcoming winter season at the Halfass.

The show? Johnny Headband, again, gets points for their name alone, but I'm aware there are people who like them a whole lot better than I do. The redoubtable Greg McIntosh joined them that evening, and they rocked pretty hard, I have to admit (frequent excursions to the Eight Ball meant that I apparently missed a killer cover of one of my favorite songs, Roxy Music's "Love Is The Drug"). SLGTM surprised by playing almost all covers--the Velvet Underground, Modern Lovers, and something Sara told me was Neutral Milk Hotel. I had resolved not to dance (can't remember why) but all that went out the window once they covered "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap." I spent a great deal of time downstairs at the Eight Ball: nursing a variety of Killians'; talking to a bunch of people I'll probably never see again; hanging with Becca (and the stunning Becca of Village Corner as well); meeting and chatting with Colleen, the cellist from Annie's set of two weeks previous (ETA--her name is, in fact, COLETTE--that's the second time I've gotten it wrong); getting into some sort of argument with local musician Mark Muzinga (I wish I could remember what kind; it was pretty lively--I'm still awfully sure he doesn't know who I am); running into Kathy from the Fleetwood; meeting and chatting with Dustin's friend Marcie; going back upstairs, listening to music, dancing my ass off (on stage towards the end), exchanging Flash Gordon dialogue with Bang honcho Jason Gibner, farting around with Sara's feather boa, losing my tie, and just generally having a fantastic New Year's Eve.

2006 debuted to pretty dismal weather, a stark change from last New Year's Day, when it was absolutely stunning. I had brunch at the Fleetwood (like I did last New Year's Day), chatted with Maggie and Elvis and wished them a Happy New Year, and went home to do absolutely nothing. Except watch Flash Gordon.

I may have mentioned my love for this 1980 classic before. One of my ten favorite movies, it's just absolutely berserk in a way that few movies have the courage to be, certainly not these days. Sexual innuendo, barbaric religious rites, clouds and breathable atmosphere in space, the Hawkmen, pillow-based catfights, one of the greatest soundtracks in film history, courtesy of Freddy Mercury and Queen, inimitable dialogue*, supporting actors trying harder than in any movie I know to steal scenes from each other... I watched it throughout with a smile on my face that I wasn't able to wipe away.

Resolutions? Maybe later.

ETA: This is my hundredth post, interestingly enough.

*This will do as a sample: Princess Aura (Ornella Muti) and Emperor Ming the Merciless (Max von Sydow, who must have fought hard to contain himself for the fun he had to have had) watching Dale cry at Flash's execution:

AURA: Father, look! Water is coming from her eyes!

MING: It's what they call "tears." It's a sign of their... weakness.

Weirdsmobility
Now Playing: Marvin Gaye--"Flyin' High (in the Friendly Sky)"
This will very likely be the last post I make this year. It's been a strange year, too, probably the best I've spent in Ann Arbor.

1. I feel a sense of confidence about my work and am better paid than I have been at any time since grad school (and possibly before, not that it's saying much). The job can be breathtakingly annoying, but I could certainly be doing something worse.

2. I got out, saw some terrific shows, met an assload of terrific people, and realized again that it's fun to dance.

3. I'm starting to gain control of my financial situation (student loans, etc.) and have become much better at budgeting myself.

4. Writing-wise, it's actually been a much less impressive year than 2004 (for which I suspect blogging is much to blame), but one can't have everything.

5. I've become semi-involved in my community, handling the establishment of the WRAP library (albeit, due to work and weekly exhaustion, at what might be considered a snail's pace), continuing to attend Planned Parenthood volunteer nights (even if I missed the last two, once due to illness and once to being preoccupied with Katrina), and following state and local policy on important bread-and-butter issues (even if I get lost, knowing jackshit as I do about urban planning).

5. I've gotten a start on changing my living situation, finally taking the GRE and going to information sessions at U-M (and getting stuff from other schools as well).

So, certainly compared to the two before it, 2005 can definitely be considered a good year. I started it out coming off post-election depression at a killer New Year's Eve party (thanks, Gardiners and Jessica), went through more depression, and then got better. I just hope next year tops it.

Christmas weekend, I watched a few holiday flicks (although this is the first year in memory that I wasn't able to see A Christmas Story as the free showing at the Michigan was sold out)--It's a Wonderful Life (I finally saw it all the way through a few years ago and was pleasantly surprised at how dark it got at times) and White Christmas, to which my pal Elaina introduced me back in Akron. The latter is terrific--you can marvel at Rosemary Clooney's hotness, enjoy Danny Kaye and Vera-Ellen's well-meant nosiness (although Mary Wickes does them several better), and best of all, just wonder what the hell goes on in "Der Bingle's" head. He has this kind of perverse, twisted anti-cool that yet manages to be hipper than hip. This means he can do all sorts of things and never have to explain them. "All sorts of things" include: calling Danny Kaye a "weirdsmobile," breaking into song on a whim, and employing German words and a Swedish accent for no apparent reason. He probably could have killed someone and nobody would have done anything about it. God, it's awesome. The song's pretty good, too.

Christmas Day, I called the family and sort of vegged, I guess. I then saw the Richard Loncraine/Ian McKellen Richard III (1995), which takes place in a weird parallel fascist Britain of the 1930s or 1940s. I thought it was fun. There was no real reason to cast Robert Downey, Jr. in the movie, but it's hard to argue with a Shakespeare adaptation that stars a tank.

One good thing about the season nearing its end (several more days left, don't forget, both for Christmas and Chanukah) is that we don't have to hear any more of this "War on Christmas" bullshit. It's a relief for me, anyway.

Happy New Year, everyone!

Happy Holidays
Now Playing: Lori Carson--"Snow Come Down"
Yeah, that's right, I said it. Go fuck yourself, O'Reilly.

To all merry Christmases, happy Chanukahs, and (insert adjective) Kwanzaas! I didn't know the accepted form for the last one.

Not all that much happening recently. My friend Jennifer (my ex-roommate's wife) came by the restaurant and it was good to see her. I also discovered (okay, was given), the solution to a nagging workplace mystery. Finally, there ain't nothing like Rankin and Bass--I caught this classic on CBC last night. I'd seen it as a little kid, but like most children's fare released in the 60s and 70s, it was hard to grasp the surrealism at that age. There's this weird psychedelic sequence in the middle when the future Mrs. Claus realizes how much she loves Santa. Like I said, ain't nothing like it. That also makes two Keenan Wynn movies I've seen this month.

It looks like I'm going to be sick as a dog for Christmas, which isn't very fun. I'd planned on walling myself in my house anyway, but I'd also planned on drinking quite a bit of alcohol. Oh, well. This way I save, and hopefully everything will be right in time for New Year's (if it isn't, I'll be pissed).

I'm not sure if Eric Alterman wrote this or not, but it's a pretty clear description of how things presently stand.

Last but not least, this is a scream (thanks, Brandon and Peter).