
The scene opens up in Miami, Florida. The camera pans around the arena and then switches back inside. The view immediately cuts backstage. The crowd in the arena can be heard booing very loudly as Crimson Tide appears on the titan tron. He is sitting down and is looking at someone while he's talking. But the camera doesn't pick up the other person yet.
[Crimson Tide]: That's interesting that you said that. I mean I've always known the basics of wrestling. But when I hear them from a legend such as yourself. I can't help but take it to heart. But do you really think it will work? Do you think the Crimson One could learn to be an Xtreme Legend? Can Tide ever be as good as you?
The camera zooms out to show Goldwire sitting in a seat across from him. The crowd breaks out in laughter.
[Goldwire]: Well I nah ever see ed that.
What?
I doughnut thank you camby as gude as meh.
Listen if your not going to help me anymore just say so. I'll find one of the other Old School Members to help me out.
No, I duu woant to halp you.
Ok that's it I'm out of here. If anyone comes looking for me tell them I'm off to see the Game.
All rite I'd will tel theam you gon to see Treapple H.
The fans explode with laughter mocking Goldwire's speech. He shakes his head in disgust and walks out of the locker room. He begins making his way down the hallway. He turns the corner and approaches a door. He stands there for a second pondering weather or not to knock or just walk in. He decides to just walk in. He pushes the door open and walks into a dark room. Suddenly the lights come. The room is shown filled with balloons and a table is in the corner with all types of food on it. Then all of a sudden War Machine pops out.
[War Machine]: SURPRISE!!
Wow...this all for me?
No it's for Hunter and Steph. You didn't see them out there did you?
Nope I haven't seen them.
Well you can stick along for the surprise if you want.
I don't know buddy. I came here to see the Game. You see I am trying to build myself up as a character with no gimmick. And since Triple H is the master of that type of thing I think he can help.
Wait! Did you hear something? Quick get behind the couch!
Tide ducks down behind the couch and War Machine runs over to the lightswitch. He ducks down behind a table and flicks the switch off. Suddenly the door opens up and War Machine flicks the light on. Both men jump out.
SURPRISE!!
Weeow! Theis is all fore meh?
No it's for Triple H and Stephanie.
Suddenly Triple H and Stephanie walk on in.
[Triple H]: What's for me?
[Stephanie]: Hey! I think they were throwing us a surprise party. Who thought this up...was it you Goldwire? No, no! I bet it was Crimson Tide!
Actually...it was me!
Thanks sooo much...ummmm...you!
The name is War Machine.
Of course your name is War Machine. How could I ever forget that.
This is nice and all guys. But I kind of wanted to rest a bit maybe spend some time with Steph. So can you guys check back here tommorrow or something?
Oh sure...whatever you want Triple H. Afterall you are the Game.
Thanks guys I'll see you later on!
They all walk out of the locker room. Tide doesn't even speak one word. He's too affraid to ask Triple H for help. Tide and Goldwire follow War Machine into his own private locker room. It is real tiny compared to the other ones. Crimson sits down on the couch and Goldwire sits down next to him. There's no more room so War Machine just walks on over and flips on the switch. To their surprise Kevin Nash is on the tube. War Machine's about to switch the channel.
Wait! Keep this thing on. I want to see what the pretty boy has to say about me. It better be good since his bingo promo wasn't to impressive.
The camera zooms in on the television. And then picks up the Kevin Nash speech.
Now,I'm going to make this short and sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.Crimson Tide and ILLumanator,you guys have to fight Big Sexy at Showdown.You guys are coming off loses and I am coming off a win.I plan on keeping my winning streak so it's pretty simple.I'm coming to the ring on Showdown and I'm going to kick both of your asses,not Tide tyle,NWO style.ILLumanator,you have said anything so I'm not even going to tell you what I'm going to do to you.Crimson,you can come out here talking about witches,b###hes,and ditches,and whatever else you want,but it's going to be a long night for you.I am Big and I am Sexy,put that together you get Big Sexy,but you also get one mean son of a b###h.I'm not an extreme wrestler,but I'll make an exception for you and ILLumanator at Showdown and I'll show both of you just how Xtreme I can be.Crimson,nobody is scared of you and you have to be the lamest guy in the Old School.Your like the boogyman.Nobody is scared for you.That might not of made any sense but I had a few drinks last night,so bear with me.Now,NWO is going to stay undefeated and after Showdown,I will be number one contender for Xtreme Title and Scott Hall will be number one contender for TV Title and Shamrock and Jones,you guys better watch out because the NWO is coming for you.I am NWO 4 life and Crimson and ILLumanator,you won't have a life after I'm done with you.
All the guys look at Tide. He stands there with a dead look in his eyes. He seems very angry. Then out of no where he begins busting out laughing. He laughs so hard he has to cover his mouth.
Woout es soo funay?
Yeah what is so funny?
Isn't it obvious. Kevin Nash just went to the ring and made a complete ass out of himself. His promo was worse than a Xavier Summers arguement.
That bad huh?
No....nothing is worse than that whiner. Listen I'm going to go out to the ring and set that man straight. No one shows that kind of disrespect to the Crimson One. And no one ever uses my catch phrase...and mis-pronounces it! I'm going out there right now to show Nash just out sweeeeeet I can be.
Tide stands up off the couch and storms out of the office. The camera stays in the locker room. It shows Goldwire reading a book. Suddenly Goldwire looks up at War Machine.
Ded you kno thet Jorge Washangtens teath wer made of wool?
Wood!
Sorry sometimes I mix up my L's and D's.
That's not the only letters you mix up.
The cameras switch to ringside and they focus in on the ramp. Suddenly the light go out and the music plays over the speakers.